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Skegness edition

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good thread

ACTUAL new thread, if you DO NOT use this thread, Queen Elizabeth II will DIE tonight in her sleep.

that was perfect
I won :)

alri

bloody had it with foreigners posting in brit
shithole general full of mongs and foreigners

scribd.com/document/340022344/Whisper-Affidavit don't shitpost!!!!!!!!

85562061
haha no

>good thread

@85562061
Fuck off, autismo

hope she does so I get the day off toil
jog on

my nam geoff

85562061
bet youre from melbourne you soyking

ALL I WANT IS SOY AND (YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU)s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

good edition

seen this off the A1M near Northallerton

saw this earlier off the M6 x

Has to be a loose fit

hold tight auntie demi
I got the soup warming in my belly

> going to Smegness for a holiday

Have to do laundry so I can smell good before I see the gf

Too true ay, all the melbournites are such left leaning soy guzzling cuckholds. Im glad more aussies are realizing the trouble with (((melbourne)))

*enters thread*

*wears straight cut jeans*
hey guys whats going on

i said goodbye, but i
i had to try
i came back haunted
i c c came back haunted

favourite snack is a slice of baguette and butter with black coffee desu

oui oui

Why do you have eastern europeans picking berries anyway?

Here it's a casual job for backpackers and high school kids

Is that nine inch nails?

>tfw leg day is fast approaching again

I am also about to do laundry. Nogf though. Just want clean clothes.

can't go home until 5 and have a day to kill, what shall I do lads?
might go cinema on my own

in the countryside (real England) we pick our own berries

because this is a real country not fucking fairyland

smash a few jars out down the local 2bh

>wake up at 9 am
>browse internet on my phone
>read a book
>go to the gym
>eat
>get to my full time job by 3 pm
>leave after 15 minutes because I have nothing to do
>drink coffee in central London station while browsing the internet to feel less alone
>stay there too long and it gets busy with daily commuters
>lines and lines of wageslave cucks
>get phone call for an interview for a part time weekend job I applied for as a retailcuck
>save zero money so this job would earn me an extra £290 a month for 16 hours of work per week (£4.53 per hour) because of tax
>wearing that retailcuck uniform makes me feel like the biggest cuck in the world
>wasted £10 on junk food when I get home in addition to the two coffees
>binge for the first time in two days
>now going out in to central London to browse the internet, drink coffee, and feel sad about life
>feel like such a piece of shit for not using my free time to learn programming
>feel like a natural wagie slave who hates his work

The best thing I can do is turn down the retailcuck job interview and swear to myself I won't have coffee or junk food again and start using my precious free time to learn. But I can't even trust myself.

When I actually stayed 9-5 at my job my life really felt over.

Retalcucking is deeply humiliating. Even teenagers make money online while I just don't have the initiative. I waste so much time on mindless internet browsing it is superhuman.

Melbourne is shite
Sydney is worse
Perth is at the top followed by brisbane
Anyone that says otherwise is a fucking poofter

Bit cold out for all that shite, go home and get in bed

walk around if it's somewhere nice, get nice and thirsty and tired, then find a nice pub for grub and pints

>>get to my full time job by 3 pm
>>leave after 15 minutes because I have nothing to do
and you wonder why britains economy is so shit

just can't
stop
came back
ha ha haunted

>sydney worse than melbourne
Hold up, you'd have to be an actual boga--

>perth at top

That explains it, bogan lol

Because we have a source of cheap labour to exploit other than the youth

>backpackers
not a thing here, nobody wants to come back here

students are picky stuck up cunts and half of them are spastic autismos also there is a huge social stigma against physical/outdoor work

is there anything more depressing than when it snows but just melts when it hits the ground

metaphor for my life I think

M8 we have thousands of islanders who come here in summer to pick fruit

I know. And I am not even some low inhibition person. Yet I still feel like shit

I'm sure your pals on reddit were very sympathetic

can't because my dad think I'm at toil
currently sitting in my car in tesco car park

brisbane is best

Hate London, keeps all the scum and snooty posh folk contained tho so that's good

Go down the local library and look at all the books.

youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs

like anybody here gives a shit what you care about anyway

was hailing here night before last, stuck around just sat on the ground like shit the next morning because it was still cold
metaphor for me as an individual I think

how badly does weed stink up your clothes

Toilstein let me go home early today

Qt at my work is leaving to pick fruit in aus in march, May your chads smash her gracefully Bruce’s cos god knows you won’t be LOL

>when the autistic aussie got no (You)s posting in his early thread so he comes here and makes the exact same crap post
howling

very, don't be a little rat

once in a nigg

ive spent the last 4 years smoking bongs almost every day under my familys clothes line and ive never been asked to stop so im guessing not that much

Tragic

Why aren't you at work?

grim where u based?

Really mad at myself for not shagging a brit qt when I was down there

Quite badly, smoke naked.

>you either live in a city or somewhere else where no jobs exist
>cities actually turn people into lefty cucks
HMMMMMMMMM i wonder what the problem here is

lol

>The issue is hugely sensitive because the role is not hereditary and will not pass automatically to the Prince of Wales on the Queen's death.

ah yes they're giving it to william

quads for being a sad cunt

must kill the niggers

>I use terms like 'lefty cucks' seriously

Fucking feral cunt
I bet your bong is a Gatorade bottle with garden hose stuck in it

Butthurt

City life is just wrong. Humans didn't evolve to see strangers and just disregard them

Hate Sydney lads, especially people close to the City region, all a bunch of snob cunts. Cant wait to move into the outback lads

dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/this-is-peak-mosman-campervan-owner-told-to-move-piece-of-st/news-story/33c8a8d823df303a2e5a977844c31988

nah mate its made of glass and it sucks because its not agung

can't imagine what aussie tarqs look like or sound like

I did

>mosman is representative of Sydney
brainlet

i am only wake merican

>hiding from your dad who thinks you’re at toil

Hello Louis, have you gone feral again?

i was on the bongs a comparable time
dark days

wrong

I'll be sure that i smash her peach and get her started on the cucumber farm down at the pub with the lads

im in charge of the phones at work all week, cause collegue is off

i slept till 4pm yesterday and had 10 missed calls

bit scared desu x

in a bit of a rut

wow this is like so rude they didnt like his car so they wanted him to leave baka dont those people know that hes a citizen of planet earth baka!

feel immense pressure when I get my toil pay

Absolutely creasing at the thought of turtle unable to bicep curl a 10kg bar

hey look someone else with a shitty sleep schedule. I fell asleep at 5 and woke up at 3, how about you bud?

Nah mate you're a fucked up bugman who isn't even human anymore

Water literally filters out thc so you have to smoke more to get high
Bongs are a scam

explain yourself , cuck

want some bootcut jeans don't know where to buy them

source?

>i slept till 4pm yesterday

woke up a couple of hours ago

Lads, dont reply to NZ posters till they fix up their Southern Cross

Is your favourite search engine broken?