ITT: Contemporary 5 word horror stories

Let's get spooky. Write a Sup Forums related contemporary horror story in five words. I'll start.

>Millennials will inherit the government.

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>Hillary Clinton will be president.

>niggers still live amongst us

Too spooky for me mate

>All races are created equal.

/thread

>i know who was phone

It isn't just the radicals

Stay mad whoite boi

>None of this shit matters

>Right Wing Death Squad Time

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niggers are paid to breed

>Boomers destroyed the World Economy.

this is supposed to be horror stories, not dreams coming true

>9/11 was an inside job

>Niggers run out of watermelon

>there will be no wall

>Sharia in the United States

>The Left will always win

>George Soros still lives on

>Sup Forums actually isn't satire

It'll be a nightmare for the commies, brother

That's horrifying.

>heroin outbreak lifts prohibition soon

>These are the end times

STOP!

>transgender is dont ask policy

>Trump isn't on our side

You outcasted yourself for nothing.

Soon. Can you feel it?

>your favorite anime sucks

>The stone rolls back downhill.

>Our God fucked us over

>your whore waifu is shit

>Hitler did do something wrong.

>Jews aren't behind it anymore

White people are dying out.

>my country won't be saved

How?

Four words, you stupid nigger.

Delet this

>Your people will be muslims.

>America will stop being white

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Canadians are the strongest race

>FLOURIDE WATER TURNS FROGS GAY

Hillary will win both times

>India superpower by 2020

World Peace has been canceled.

Kek has indeed forsaken us.

Even now, evil within germinates

white women breeds a nigger

>Sven gets an illegal firearm.

Demographic shift is ultimately inevitable.

Be American. Get shot. Freedom.

Not five words, but this terrifies me:

Stable democratic republican governments are impossible in countries with mean IQs at or below 90.

Global mean IQ is 88.
>It will be 86 by 2050

>Institutions are beyond your control

Australians never ever shitpost

>Sam Hyde finally loses it

>happenings will never happen again

What? That's not how IQ works. IQ globally is 100 at average

/pol was right yet again

That's 6 words

>He stops getting away with it

we know nothing about death

100 is average for whites

niggers have far lower ones, ranging from 85 for black americans, to 50 for the ones in deep africa

TianJin explosion was a warning

>Blacks moved in next door

>There are two Sam Hydes

Amnesty granted for dreamer spics

Yellowstone Bullshit once again. The world won't end and Yellowstone WONT Erupt. What happened on the 14? NOTHING! stop this yellowstone bullshit and bring real facts that it WILL 100% happen. Be reasonable

>the cake is a lie

wrong thread lol

2 million are already here

>four words
You dumb nigger.

>Sam Hyde loses his stride

>Sup Forums is just playing along

>who is this... four... chan?

100 is the average for everyone. That's how the IQ scale was designed.
Sure niggers have a lower IQ on average, but for everyone the average is 100

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This user is correct except for the lowest mean IQ is Australian Aboriginals with a mean of 63.

>Just fuck my shit up

fourmilab.ch/documents/IQ/1950-2050/

The average IQ of Equatorial Guinea is 59.

Black Lives Never Ever Mattered

>skyking skyking skyking skyking skyking

> Mexican Intellectuals on the rise.

>scrawny low testosterone sissyfaggots with high pitched voices and crazy feminists with red hair will manage western countries

Time to go underground

FUGG

>Geert will rule the world

>The Jews won World War 2

>user uses too many words

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Moloch wins and everybody dies

Women can vote, and do.

Scrawny low testosterone sissyfaggots with high pitched voice spotted

I'm transgendered and a pedophile

>Women not being chattel property

>fags allowed in the military

>truth is stranger than fiction