Is this why Americans shart in mart?

Their sewer infrastructure is so terrible that they can't use toilets.

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This meme has to end. I was in Walmart yesterday, and out of 500 people, only 5 had shit their pants. It is literally 1% of the population.

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>no such thing as flushable wipes, they never decompose

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>has to pretend the tapped water isn't made of shit to drink it

The average American only shits their pants about once every 8 months. It is only the fat ones that you see shitting themself every month.

>be brazilian
>get kidnapped
shouldn't you be mugging olympic athletes Raúl?

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>niggers literally drink shit daily

why did she ruin herself with that shitty face surgery? fuck it's not fair

Where will burgers poo when the loo doesn't work

I heard Walmart is the best second option.

Whats the name

ohohoho

A true specimen.

August Ames.

I've been sitting here for the last few months totally digging the all-encompassing collapse of human civilization.

Here's to global dimming!

>shart in mart

That's some top bants.

This. You can't compare poo in loo to shart in mart

90% of Indians shit right into their hand and toss it out the window

Have you ever heard of a first world country with a collapsed sewage system and a culture in which shitting your pants, in public, is commonplace?

My problem with it is that it's so forced.
Poo in loo came about from an amazing PSA.

Shart in Mart is just butthurt Poo in Loos.

Also Poo in Loo rolls off the tongue so much better.

>be American sewer
>get shot

septic tank master race reporting in

There are literally Walmart carts in the American sewer system.

You just don't like it because it's about you, mart sharter

I'll have you know I've sharted in marts all across the country.

The other 10% don't bother tossing it out the window

Brazil, I just farted and my shorts are warm and wet.
Should I be concerned?

Also, what is this "Shart in Mart" meme that you speak of?

It would work better if we called them marts IMO.
Besides I've only shit my pants twice this week, it really is a forced meme

I bet there's a good book waiting to made out of info like this.

You're literally an idiot if you drink tapped water.

> B Indian
> Shit in street
> B Indian child
> B flung in dung


Shart in mart is much better than having to poo in the street. Nothing like air-conditioning, washing your ass with clean running water afterwards, and then buying some Indian cotton sweatpants for the trip home. God Bless Walmart's one stop philosophy.

>Brazil talking about infrastucture.

If you are in one of the aisle, just keep shopping. If you are at the checkout, tell the cashier you forgot to buy your daily diaper.

Look what I found, lads. Good ol' Britain isn't looking so good, either.

Wtf i thought this thread was a joke is this for real? People just shit themselves like it's nothing?

You bet.

Another Indian christening.

Stop flushing grease, morons.

(((BR)))

You trollin' bro.
You know you ridin' dirty all the time.

Sup Forums, the new Sup Forums

There's a toilet department you can use, buddy.

Who is it?

>toilet department

Do these actually exist in Brazil?

Oh, you mean a bathroom or lavatory. Oh...

Brazil... I still have faith that you and your country will clean up your act and educate yourselves.

Bilb Orno

I was talking about the toilet department in your local Walmart.

>Reddit

>that they can't use toilets.

So all along it was truly us who could not poo in loo.

Sorry Pajeet.

Green pool Raul strikes again.

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ok lets forgot reddit, what about Sup Forums one month ago?

Thing is,Brazil,incorporating literal shit into your countrys public infrastructure would actually inprove it.

Auuuugggghhhh but it's so easy

I bet you haven't even seen the hospitality corn threads.

>rolls off the tongue
>implying you use memes in real life

We dont need a single pair of pants to last for 3 generations like our southern neighbors so its not a big deal.

You can make fun of American when you're actually able to flush your toilet paper.

They'd rather shit on the floor than risk getting hepatitis from from going to one of those foul public restrooms. (not speaking from personal experience, of course)

Dead bodies floating in nasty,
>G R E E N
Rio water.

In the designated shitting street of course!

>be American
>flush toilet paper
>destroy 95% of the sewage infrastructure

Shart in mart? How many recorded cases have there been?

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more proof that women are unfit for military service. what kind of soldier/sailor/airman are you if you can't whip it out and pee over the side?

O fug. I work off Key Highway when was this? This place used to be a lot till the 80's when they started building down here.

Guy said he's been at this job for about five years.

Been here about two years, only violent incident that's happened was one tall faggot got beat by some "youths", that said a co-worker has been stabbed twice coming to work by the inner harbor since 08'

>Croatia, Fyrom and Greece

I guess you could say that highway scares the shit out of him now. :^)

who wouldn't like that top girl clean?

huh huh? yeah that's right

lick

>tfw I know a lass who got explosive sudden diarrhea in a supermarket
>so bad it went straight through her underwear and all over her shoes, and over the floor
good times, the staff kicked her out though, we aren't as free as Americans

>forcing a meme this hard

Good luck, huefag.

I wouldn't trust an American talking about forcing something, it might leave a stain.

>Balkans and Russia
what the fuck are you doing guys, you're white, you know how to dig an outhouse
>Venezuelans shit in the street less than some Balkan nations
I feel sorry for Libya and Egypt more than anything, they're surrounded

kek

The real American Indians

lel

It's a well known fact people with shitty jobs like a sewer worker exaggerate things they find so they feel special about their meaningless existence and this guy posting on Reddit (where every loser goes to and lies 90% of the time anyway) is no exception.

idk man, our water system is pretty old and shit honestly.

>Tfw shart in mart is the new poo in loo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZPs2K8_e8

Brazil shouldn't be talking, at least it's not green

>be banana nigger
>throw away used tp in wastebin
>house smells like a shit sauna all day

The closest I've come to this, as an American, was a Stinky Dog Tongue.

For those of you who don't take bog, girthy, American sized shits, that's where you dispense a log so long that it stands up on the bottom of the bowl, and as you pinch it off, it falls forward and slurps across the back of your balls. At first I didn't realize what happened, and wondered why my balls were so stinky.

Which one is going to blow up first, the American sewage system or Yellowstone?

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>we're such a progressive first world nation. come on and have the olympics here. absolutely nothing can go wrong

it's okay huehue we'll stop ragging on you and move onto another shitty third world trash hole after the olympics are over.

The funniest thing about this thread other than taking a plebbit AMA as fact is that a Brazilian is talking shit about other countries' sewer systems.

>being criticized about pipe standards by a country that doesn't even have a sewage system

>this post

Tubiflex Worms

>Baltimore
Not surprised.

>Egyptians
>toilet situation good

I really dig the accurate use of open and closed intervals here. Although it is really fucking trivial actually.

fucking kek

>German autism