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we have to study more to be cultured edition.

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swag *dabs*

swag *dabs*

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TUNE lads

Pillar? I'm a pile that supports brit's foundations

big BIG fan of google earth 3d

classic pajeet
Well see australia is a clean safe place with a beautiful weather with open minded people (at least to frenchies), you get paid weekly or fortnightly a wage that's almost 2 times what you'd earn in France with decent bosses, and their cars are cheap so even doing poor jobs you're happy with your life and you feel like you're winning.

Paris is a rainy place with dirty old trains without fucking aircon filled with rude running cunts and you have to take it every single fucking day while you wait for your monthly paycheck given by a lazy turd that won't pay your fucking overtime hours if you don't tell him, all of that so you can afford a shitty used and dented small city car that you won't be able to use anyway because the place is overrun
not to mention the place is making me slightly go racist

Really need to find a decent job so I can get a car and fuck off

depressive bumhole

*enters the thread*

>paycheck
fuck off yank

*enters the thread*

what kind of revolution do you want, pham?

anime

might entertain the idea of joining lil oxfords bender gang

*marches into the thread*
alri

I have an abhorrent post coming up

I AIN'T GOING TO COURT

YOU CAN CALL A JUDGE

TELL HIM KISS MY ASS

'COS I AIN'T GONNA BUDGE

I have an abhorrent poo coming up

New girl at work has the most amazing arse

Watching her bend over almost made me orgasm swear to god lads

...

I meant to go to Paris to study but you evoked my fear toward it lol

why was she bending over

wubalubadubduuuuuuuuub

absolutely gagging for juve vs spurs tonight

hope juve don't choke the life out the game

not going to lie I really liked Paris, the tube absolutely stinks though

at least france has culture tho

and here it is

can smell the loneliness emitting from this post

>only slightly
embrace it

at least >you aren't gonna shit the bed against basel

the practice gf wants to get serious lads

might have to dump the bint

to pick something up

Anything but Anarchy desu
Theocracy and fascism seem the most aesthetic, tho communism certainly has its own charm
Anarchy is just shit-tier tho, shit ideology, shit aesthetics, shit history

think you're hard yeah?
*flying kick to your windpipe*
oh yeaaaaaaah?
*crushes your bollocks with my hand*
didn't think so mate
*eats your hair*
try one of these on for size bud
*squeezes out a turd into your left eye*
heh.... see you next week
*gives you a chinese burn*
*vanishes into thin air*

despise europeans
can't wait til we're out

actually have a gf but i find decent arses just intoxicating

honestly HATE toilers

literally walked into asda on the way home and kicked over all the display stands and screamed "TOILBERG OH TOILBERG GET OVER HERE" and once toilberg came I demanded he clean up the mess to which he declined and went over to the runt toiler break room and grabbed 5 ugly cretin toilers and made them clean it up

fucking hate toilers

what about excrement lad?

Australia was the spearhead for the infiltration of Asians into Eurovision.

same
just love knowing where everything is
find it so bizarre how people are so ignorant as to where places are, even just in britain
i could probably name and locate all the major cities in the uk and countries in europe and i didn't even do geography past gcse
this stuff should just be general knowledge
find it even stranger that people go to places in the uk and when they come back they can't even say where it was. they just say "the countryside". growing up i've always looked at maps and stuff because i want to know where i am
there's people i know who can't even say where exactly they're uni is. fucking weird

what about it?

do you find it intoxicating as well?

all these takes are so boring

can't they find something more insightful to say than general 'these institutions are sexist'

genuinely am not a nice person

*their

FU ck yo whitO SHITD

be a nice person then. doesn't cost much to smile does it. being miserable is easy but being happy is much cooler

Sometime I won't wash my dishes for days.

no

fucking weirdo

have never taken a geography class in my life and I could tell you the locations of all the countries in europe and the americas

should just rename eurovision at this point. not sure what to, but it's obviously more than just Europe now

c00l

Songvision Contest?

moving to london to start an underground rap group called big cheese and pale milk

yeah man i have exactly the same relationship with geography

i just couldn't live without not knowing places and i don't understand how others can

just love love love maps me

*scuttles off into the shadows*

Planetvision

the absolute fucking STATE of this runtoid

fuckin hell

would heem this runt

any ladybug & cat noir man in

he a guy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaAaAAa

*the beam of my flashlight swings around probing into your murky shadows trying to find you*

post pic

>we are all just molecules
Want to rearrange their molecules.

if you can't work yr way around an ordanace survey map you a basic bitch imo

>philosophy
talk about evola with her

absolutely NEED a picture of this runt right fucking NOW

Dhansak any good?

>evola

that some kind of merseyside Mitsubishi?

Man's mettle, youth's years, courage for combat:
Swift thick-maned stallions beneath a fine stripling's thighs,
Broad lightweight buckler on a slim steed's crupper,
Glittering blue blades, gold-bordered garments.
Never will there be bitterness between us:
Rather I make of you song that will praise you.
The blood-soaked field before the marriage-feast,
Foodstuff for crows before the burial.
A dear comrade, Owain; vile, his cover of crows.
Ghastly to me that ground, slain, Marro's only son.

went for a run lads

it's a real bitch how I still don't look forward to going one even it makes you feel comfy the rest of the day. like the opposite of most drugs

is this a white girl?

sounds like most of you lads, whats so horrifying?

yeah lamb one's alright

finally home after a long hard cold day pretending to be at toil

Diademed, to the fore at all times, breathless before a maid, he earned mead.
Rent the front of his shield, when he heard the war-cry, he spared none he pursued.
He'd not turn from a battle till blood flowed, like rushes hewed men who'd not flee.
At court the Gododdin say there came before Madawg's tent on his return
But a single man in a hundred.

literally every single one of those people would despise that guy

Made a girl bend over my lap today and gave her a cheeky wee spank and she got all embarrassed but giggled and playfully slapped my chest.

>Dhansak
Gujarati food, velly nice sir

that's specious reasoning

What's it like? How spicy, how sweet? I like medium spicy and fairly sweet and rich.

>Bought Aldi sausage rolls AGAIN

Diademed, border guard, setter of snares, a sea-eagle's his rush when aroused,
His bargain was kept to the letter.
He performed as planned, was not routed, before Gododdin's forces was shunned,
Pressing hard for the land of Manawyd.
He would spare neither mail-shirt nor shield; none could, on mead he was nourished,
Ward off the stroke of Cadfannan.

a clockwork orange is such a comfy film

Had no Idea it was pancake tuesday

the only way to move forward as a country is to kill all the nobles and seize their properties

Good on ya. Keep it up.

missgien.net/celtic/gododdin/poem.html

can't remember just rremember it being nice

Why would they despise their own customers?

nothing really that wrong with it. it's how most of you would be if you didn't frequent Sup Forums

you need to be getting your garbage food from iceland or heron foods before I'm impressed by your degeneracy

you mean shrove tuesday?

im not even a christian anymore even though i was baptised and i still know the proper names

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I mean it would be better if I lived in Paris and not in some suburb, being in the middle of the city makes everything better. And studying is probably different and a better experience than working retail, which I did since I came back from kangaroo land. Don't let my post influence you too much.
Its actually worse than that but I didnt want to embarass our japanese friend too much. Guess being one of the two white kids up until uni didnt help.

Alright then, that's enough for me.

are you me?
cheap beer too?

lived on that diet for a while

Check em

sick of it all

I mean if they had to hang out with them, i'm sure they're grateful they give them money. the kind of pussy ass person they would laugh at, other than maybe sagan