Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

i made bad life choices and have no friends or money

what about you OP

I have a friend over right now, chatting and watching him play games while also shitposting on here

sex with him
Now.

Nah, I'm a straight guy, though he would be a big guy for me

Today's criday?

was invited to a friend of my gfs house but i passed cuz i'm too hungover

>I'm a straight guy
the fuck does that have to do with anything? You can sex him; straight, gay, bi, it doesn't matter.
Now do it.

baseball and whiskey and kino all to be enjoyed on my lonesome

It's my birthday too

It's night time.
Gonna sleep in a bit.

congrats, may the gods watch over your battles

Based baneposter

Happy bday user, here's the card we sent to Aidan, hope it helps, you're a big guy for us

happy birthday

im in a coffeeshop shitposting

mods deleted your last thread, but i'm glad that you're committed.
I'm here because i got nothing better to do and i like movies :333

happy birthday! how old are you now, how old are you now?

I'm a friendless NEET

Because I always push people away

Then I end up feeling lonely as shit. Does this happen to anyone else?

stop pushing people away
or keep doing it, i don't care

I jacked off twice and now have no ambition to go out.

People and society made you the way you are.

Fuck em.

Th-thanks. I'm okay with it desu, I have to visit my dying grandfather tomorrow morning.

27. Am I an old guy?

it's lunchtime saturday

For you.

Happy Birthday, buddy

we'll always be your friend user

>27

That would make you 21 or 22 when baneposting started. Not an old guy at all.

you're still young, i'd say you have a maximum of 4 years to make human connections. Otherwise it's the modern monk's life for you.

I have nowhere else

Happy b-day my dude.

Just saw Lion on Netflix.

I fucking teared up.

I worked 13 hours today, I think I deserve a little alone time

I have to work at 7 AM tomorrow morning
I hate my job, it has killed my social life

haha wagecuck

>get regular job
>kills social life

>work from home
>never go outside so never get a social life

How do normies do it?

they socialize at work

i work tomorow at 9 as well. do you at least get off of work earlier?

I'm always here in the last 5 years.

>work with a bunch of 50+ year olds

Do you have another suggestion?

all ive been doing since i graduated last year is working lifting and gaming. cant wait until mountain blade 2 and i meet my strength goals so i can finally kill myself

I work 7 am to 7pm

but I get three days off during the week which is why I took the job, turns out it's hard to meet people during the week since none of your friends want to go out so the options are going out to bars alone or drinking alone at home

I just got back from a lonely night drive in my parent's car.

I have close friends in a different city and I'll be visiting them in August. I just don't have any friends where I am now. I'd like to make friends here, but it's not easy when you have very little to work with to meet people. What do you even do, as an adult, to meet friends? And I find that I'm never on the same wavelength as anyone who I do meet.

happy birthday

I'm sad.

I get to fly home for the first time in ten months.

But I have no home to go to. No family. Only a bunch of drinking friends from hs who never left town.

Maybe Ill messagey ex. She is still beautiful, slender body with long curly golden hair

My live is misery and only the thought that ill be helping people after med school is what keeps me going

I'm here shitposting and listening to gaelic music.

because I like to see myself as easygoing and cool guy but the reality is I push away everyone fun and exciting who presents themselves in my life, people with great lives that can better mine
good job your gf is getting railed right now dummy

>implying I'm not so disconnected from society I don't know what day it is

Just finished watching Watchmen extended cut. God damn that took forever. Still worth the watch though.

Classes and groups? I always have friends over the weekend. Met them while having acting classes to help with autismo (it worked).
I also work few hours and drop by a book store to chat the clerk up about Tolkien and other comfy stuff.

Happy Birthday.

because reddit is down

AT LEAST YOU CAN DRINK WHO ARE YOU?

I have two friends in this town. I had four until I pissed two of them off last weekend. I was supposed to hang out with the remaining two but I decided to put them off because I don't want to piss them off as well and wind up with none.

Shitposting while watching john wick 2