Not a fucking stupid Leaf edition
/brit/
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athletes are fucking like rabbits right now in massive orgies all across the olympic village
deano sr
Male pattern baldness is a spiritual trial. As every single strand abandons your skull the soul gradually deteriorate. Ultimately the sufferer is reduced to a feral ghoul. A grim creature devoid of humanity is all that will be left. Fuzzy animals will attain more significance. You are condemned to rot in the lower dungeons below the mental prison known as the western world.
deano in his middle age, finally promoted to regional manager at DFS
any dribbling spastics in?
the lesser of two weevils
NEETs always win!
good lad op
>leaving the tag on the suit
HOWLING
I feel a mixture of hatred and pity towards this man
what an existence he must live
any neets with a gf here?
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working on it right this very moment
The Yank fears the Teuton
He'll do you, lad
d-dad?
Wish they'd let me in
I'm only in a 12 hour part time job but working on it
bet that's not even his house or car, he just took a cheeky pic next to it on the way back from the pub
so which one is the /brit/ you autistic mongoloids
i will make niggers and flood the world
except my future gf that chooses to remain pure for me
inconceivable
there will be no free speech in the white ethnostate
The Commonwealth has secretly begun considering who might succeed the Queen as its head, the BBC has learned.
The Queen has been working in private to try to ensure that Prince Charles does succeed her, sending senior officials around the world to lobby Commonwealth leaders.
At the last CHOGM in Malta in 2015, the Queen told them that she could not "wish to have been better supported and represented in the Commonwealth than by the Prince of Wales who continues to give so much to it with great distinction".
The Prince of Wales represented the Queen at the CHOGM in Sri Lanka in 2013. A whole section of his website is devoted to the Commonwealth, noting that he has visited 41 out of 53 countries and has been a "proud supporter" for more than four decades.
Democracy is overrated
what's Deano's dad's name? I suggest Terry. Ex-sparky who got into used cars in the late 90s. Has a moderately successful dealership off the A127
has there been a porn scene released with a girl born post 2000 yet?
wishing she was crushing a watermeleon with those thighs and my head was the watermelon
this one obviously, the other one is a containment for cuck nations like it says in the title
there have been thousands
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Gavin
nonce
fucking nonce cunt
Nathan
Remember when watermelons used to have two kinds of seeds in them? Now they have no seeds.
darkness imprisoning me
*spills my seed into you*
formerly chuck's
spat the black seeds out but didn't mind the white ones. swear i'm not a racist haha!
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hmmm
hookup with the 17 year old is a go
feels a teeny bit sketch though
not sure
>Nathan
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what race is ed millivanilli?
there's a different standards with gays for some reason. should be unless like 30 or whatever
are we at dependence or bondage
abnormie
nonce nonce nonce nonce
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.
toiler cycle
>Subject to the requirements of /brit/?
>Ah.
>Well, Stephen... the thread's postless?
>Yes.
>It's not going anywhere.
being a woman or gay is life on easy mode
bit gay
bit gay
rubbish thread
when massah said he wanted to try bondage i didn't expect him to bring the chains
Other thread is dead. I guess the lesson here is that when you make a /brit/ thread, make sure it says /brit/ in the subject and nothing else.
being a gay these days deffo. I wish I had an attraction to lads, it looks so easy to fuck
[F/24] Feeling pretty ugly lately what do you think boys?
Germany wins again
don't get this. women should always be the bottom
9am and already craving a drink lads
Gays are such a massive disease vector that I'm starting to get worried.
>woman
>bleed out your fanny every month
>no respect
>have to get pregnant
>have to put 40 layers of slap on just to leave the house
>have to wear shit heels that deform your feet
>biological clock runs out at 45, after which you're a useless waste of skin
being gay is probably way worse than being a straight, white male - now that is the kino lifestyle. Top of the foodchain. Fuck being a woman, that's shit
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i need to sort out my student finance and living arrangements asap but i literally cannot stop smoking weed, getting drunk and sleeping all day lmao
Stop sucking down those Tooheys New long necks and start praying to Jesus
Lord Jesus, please bring me a fucking drink I'm fucking parched
unironically 6/10
cute brunettes are hotter than hot blondes
>tooheys
don't you EVER speak to me AGAIN you little runt i swear to GOD
sexist
>unironically 6/10
sheed
if you aren't a proud british man you need to leave this thread
has there ever been a single worthwile post stamped with this flag
Should I buy them lads?
um no sweetie xx
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I am 100% white you absolute troglodyte, I have D.N.A tests to confirm it too.
women are fucking vile
But even American elderly won't understand hiphop songs they say it goes way too fast and they don't even need captions but translations.
I think I need to leave
shut up mohammad
I think this only true if you remove the bottom stratas of people
a 3/10 or below woman (in terms of looks, cleverness, wit, anything) has far more of a chance of having a partner and being cared for and looked upon kindly than the equivalent type of straight white dude. But once you begin to move up the ladder then defo
*colonises Deutsch-Ostafrika*
*blocks your Cairo to Cape Town railroad*
nothin personnel Rhodes
>her arse is that dirty after 2 days
GOT THAT PANDEMIC
I had a quick chat with your grandparents so that's why
got no pride or confidence
the empire was cool, but there's more things in life, like getting your dick rode all fucking night
>british
actually I'm a proud englishman
fuck off you london paki twat