What American dialect do you speak

Haven't seen one of these threads in a while. Burgers let's see where everyone is from.

Foreigners take the quiz and see where you should move to in the greatest country on earth.


nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0

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Northern New England I guess, although the Boston accent I think is slowly being phased out with the new generation, which is a good thing because it sounds like an abomination

From Des Moines, so conveniently enough I speak General American. I also have a pretty deep voice, so I've been trying to get voice over or acting gigs.

From VA but lived in Hampton Roads area where "brew thru's" exist so that explains why it listed VA Beach. I've taken this test before. It's interesting.

From Texas got Texas.

From Texas, got Washington DC.

From Yorkshire

Autism

From Georgia, got Las Vegas. R8 me

I'm from Chicago. I think the accent is called northern city and it stretches all along the Great Lake regions and a lot of the rust belt. From Chicago to Buffalo.

Agreed. It's like a stupid crossbreed between New Yorker and Irish.

From Oklahoma

Y'all, despite being associated with white trash, is the correct way to address a griuo. Unless you want to use "you all", that's acceptable too.

I'm from ohio.

Yep, I'm from Atlanta, and the quiz thought that I was from anywhere but the south.

Seems pretty correct, although I do live in the 407 area and have been living there for my entire life

fugg, am i cuck now

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is this good or bad?

>yinz.

Who the fuck uses yinz?

from tri cities (near yakima in WA)

What do yous think?

>What do you call a drive-through liquor store?
>brew thru
>party barn
>bootlegger
>beer barn
>beverage barn
>we have these in my area, but we have no special term for them
>I have never heard of such a thing
>other
The fuck guys, what's wrong with bottle-o?

why don't aussies and yanks ever get out of their car?

Christieland dialect master race

>yinz

Western Pennsylvania and Appalachia.

From Vancouver, but my parents are from Toronto so it makes sense that I talk like the Americans beside the border for both of those cities, no idea why I talk so much like somebody from Florida, maybe because a lot of Canadians retire down there?

Because we don't live on a tiny overcrowded island.

I aint gonna take this test again. Already have done it a few times over the years. I always get a hotspot that is specifically western washinton/northwestern oregon.

I guess it has something to do with calling rollie pollies, "potato bugs". Another thing about my area is we call potato wedges, "joe joes". Both are pretty unique I suppose. My family has lived in western washington since the 1800s.

Also from Ohio.

I know right? I didn't even realize there was such a thing as a drive thru beer store.

From Northern Ontario

I always get out at the bottle o

From Houston

whats the point of it being a drive thru then

wut

Floridians don't have southern accents, we talk in American standard pronunciation mainly. The only exceptions is Cubans in Miami and the southerners in the far north of the panhandle.

From North Carolina, got North Carolina

Brooklyn boy - did pretty well.

What kind of wetback nigger doesn't use the word "sneakers"? Didn't realize that's a north east exclusive

anything other than "you guys" is for fucking faggots

"Ya'll" is for hick rednecks and southern bumpkins

"Youse" is for faggot gangbanging thug niggers from shitcago

Anyone that says "pop" or "coke" when they mean "soda" needs to be gassed

I'm from the Springs and/or Denver

They are called tennis shoes, you autist.

This is pretty accurate.
Filename is my origin point.

They're called plimsolls you fucking Amerifat

>this shit accurately guess exactly where I live

holy fuckaroni, it's not even a particularly big town

>sneakers

it's SHOES you fucking east coast shithead

>youse
not really how you pronounce that

it's more like "how yuz doin ayy"

>calling gym shoes sneakers
I wouldn't expect less from a criminal

I'm from No. CA and pretty much everyone I've ever known has called them sneakers, I don't know dude. Maybe there's like a weird New England pocket out here.

I don't even need this shit, Fort Lauderdale here I come!

Do you lot actually call each other "dude" like in the movies?

not as special as you thought u were

Oops. Pic related.

I'm from Virginia. I did spend a few years near SF though

I use dude a lot. It's my go-to pronoun for my friends.

It guessed Denver and it was correct.

Did anyone get an error at the results page? Or am I a total anomoly?

Live my whole life in the Midwest, no way to explain this.

I do have a guy who's always asking me where I got my accent from though.

Yes

Wisconsin reporting in, it'd either be "you all" or "you guys", depending on whether I know the group or not.

Yinz....does anyone outside Pittsburgh say that?

You guys master race reporting in
Who the Fuck says yinz? Dumb fag got Hawaiians?

I was raised in Utah.
But i suppose I talk like a surfer degen according to this cuck-map

i find it hard to imagine there is a world out there were young guys don't call each other dude

I've always wanted to open a fun shop in the south anyways

It's called pop

Shoes are loafers you dummy.

Gym shoes are running shoes. Why the fuck do you guys have everything backwards?

Gas all the non-sneaker-saying degenerates!

Varies by person. I use dude, but only a couple of my friends do

>What American dialect do you speak.
think its the yooper one, hey?

New York/Yonkers/Jersey

Not sure how to feel about that

how the fuck do you pronounce crayon as one syllable?

From Georgia, got Georgia, Alabam and Louisiana.

>roll tide

do you call cars "vroom vrooms"?

fucking queer

to loaf around me to be lazy. you don't put on shoes to be lazy

goddamn everyone in this thread is retarded except me

*Jersey City

From Massachusetts, got Massachusetts

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Probably "craan"

it'll sound like cran

the berry

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San Francisco, Oakland, and Baltimore, but the entire state of South Carolina was red.

I'm from Southern California, but my family is from the South. Huh.

it's more that Im' surpised my town has any sort of identifiable language markers.

It's a bland, mid-sized city in CA without much culture or character, and no history of unique ethnic impact. Just out-of-the-box suburbia.

I'm from Denver, so it's accurate I guess.

Damn, we are same same, yet different.

Weird that we got such differently results. Dallas born and raised.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE ANSWERS

pretty close, surprised i actually made it in the red

I'm pretty sure you don't wear slippers to slip either

Pic related. Where you belong

Pretty accurate, I'm from the suburbs of NY

I'm somewhat surprised this quiz managed to figure out I'm from Chicago.

I love this city but I'm going to have to leave it one day...

Anybody here from the greatest city in the world?

St. Louis. My parents are actually from there but I grew up in Georgia.

Is this really a thing? I've never heard anything except Sneakers, except in Indiana.

From Philadelphia and got Philadelphia it really should record phonology more, when it asks what you call a hoagie, etc. That's pretty much just cheating.
>I would honestly murder for a High Tider accent

>From PA, moved to NC
>both spots were red

spooky

You've seem to forgotten one

The devil is beating his wife, seriously.

Im western australian and this is what I got

They're sneakers over here, too. Didn't realise there are such retarded names for them in the States.

>Yonkers
>Providence
>Worcester

Hit the nail on the head.

>newark
shitskin detected

Where I live shoes is pronounced "chews"

Northern Cali here. Don't mistake my manner of speech for how those faggots in LA talk.

From Phoenix, and it nailed it. Crazy.