/doag/, Make DOAG Great Again edition

It's time for act three of this storyline! The mysterious not-Mary woman is back, and I guess we're going to get some political intrigue or something.

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in b4 more fucking lesbians.

And I mean "fucking lesbians" in the sense that there are a frustrating number of lesbians in this comic, not actual lesbian sex. Willis can't draw that shit for beans, yo. I should know; I've seen the porn.

which fully fleshed out characters are these again?

What is even fucking happening.

>Willis can't draw that shit for beans, yo. I should know; I've seen the porn.

is that Dina or just another chinaman?

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>Willis is married to an actual woman and still has no idea where the vagina is actually located

>In which Willis has the attention span of a gnat, and bounces over to yet another sub-plot.

she looks more like not-Dinah than not-Mary to me

Leslie wants to bone Robin, but they have opposing political views. This means that Leslie is completely scandalized by the idea of attending her rally, because even being there is tantamount to reneging on all of her deeply held ideals.

It's not like her vote is what really matters and attending non-aligned rallies could just be for forming a full opinion, no! Political sides are literal nations at war, and to appear on the wrong side is the same as being a traitor to your nation!

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Figured it out enough to have a couple kids at least. Wonder when Mrs Willis will realize Dave's going to be 12 for the rest of his life, and obsessed with his internet personality status.

Why the fuck did he pick Robin to be the Trump parody anyway? That makes no sense given her character in Shortpacked.

The sad part is, this is what Willis actually believes.

She looks like a mix between Dina and Billie.

All of Willis' characters look exactly alike, goddamn.

Technically it was only once; they had twins.

Trump is relevant and Robin is a politician.
If you can find her previous appearance before becoming a Trump pastiche, there will probably be no indication that Robin was going to become a parody.

I prefer to believe they did it via test tube because Dave started crying at the thought of sex because what would grandma think?

>DOAG going to do the election
Oh boy strap yourselves in lads...

Can't wait for Becky to become President!
;)

>The entire top row was mostly from foreplay
Thanks for revealing you're overly sensitive down there, Willis.

>If you can find her previous appearance before becoming a Trump pastiche, there will probably be no indication that Robin was going to become a parody.

There wasn't. Like at all. She was basically just the same cunt from Shortpacked.

I wouldn't even mind so much if he was at least subtle about it, but the moment she comes back she literally puts on a "Make American Great Again" hat on and starts spouting Trump memes.

yeah the last thing you want to do is expose yourself too and actively debate opposing ideology

>Willis cries and screams the entire time

Why is Dina campaigning for Robin? I didn't think politics were of any interest to her.

The characters do whatever Willis wants them to do.

It's not Dina, Willis is just a shit artist and makes everyone look the same.

Holy fuck you're right, I guess I am meant to assume that isn't Dina because no hat.

Does he know how to draw only 5 faces?

5 faces and one hairstyle.

Someone should make a version of this but with every Willis character with a forelock.

Maybe there's going to be a shocking twist that she was just pretending to be conservative, and her political careers all about shifting gears to whichever party is more popular and profitable.

I bet she'll switch sides and become a democrat or something. Then she can be lesbians with Lesbian.

>political intrigue
this is just more gay romance. im not surprised, but this makes the previous strips with robin preparing her campaign ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS.

she already admitted that, in her first appearance

Another thing Mrs Willis needs hazard pay for: dealing with a man who squeals like a Japanese schoolgirl throughout the act.

Her name should be Cross-eyed Mary.

What a Leslie Bean

Leslie Bean and some rando.

>Honey, I don't think that the guy is supposed to be making those tortured dolphin noises.

I'm confused, why are they holding a campaign rally for a presumably Republican primary at midnight?

Because robin is so zany le randum!

She's too busy eating pussy and junk food during the day.

Is it wrong to think that what you just posted sounds like it could be a pretty interesting premise for a story?

>Leslie wants to bone Robin, but they have opposing political views.

is Robin a lesbian?

shes straight.... WITH AN EXCEPTION


(yes)

Why does this comic have so many lesbians, and bi-sexuals who only do women?

They are in a containment dorm.

people like lesbians
willis has taken this to its logical extreme and decided that if he packs as many into the strip as he can hell retire rich

Show me a lesbian who goes straight and I'll be interested. I've NEVER seen that before.

well she wouldnt be a lesbian then, shed just be bisexual

in the walkyverse billie hooked up with ruth but then married a guy later

No no, see. a girl who identified as a lesbian, but later realized and identified as a heterosexual.

The reverse of when a heterosexual woman realizes she's a lesbian.

It's not that difficult to grasp.

You clearly haven't been looking very hard

i dont see how that would work
shed have to "realize" she was a lesbian in the first place, and how would that happen if she wasnt attracted to women

>in the walkyverse billie hooked up with ruth but then married a guy later

That sounds like a retcon.

>Willis starts a whole new Universe for his characters
>Past couples are no longer there, people are starting new relationships with one another.
>But he still tries to pair up Leslie and Robin

I don't get it. He finally had an out where he could pair them up with literally anyone, and he just ends up shoving them right back together.

None of his other characters are doing this, literally everyone is hooked up with someone they've never dated before. Why does he have to pair up Robin and Leslie?

Then give examples.

Not if she was raised by lesbians and told girls are attracted to girls.

I mean, shit happens I guess.

What is this, a Chick Tract?

I'm not asking you to drink drain-o, I'm just saying that if people tell you one thing most of your life, you think that thing until you find out differently.

your mom after meeting me

You gotta' be one ugly woman to turn a gay woman straight user.

even if her parents told her that, literally the rest of the world would tell her otherwise. what, is she raised in a locked room?

Actually, in a disappointing turn, about half the relationships were in old works if not at least hinted at. Sal + Jason (which wasn't that far off from their old bickering relationship), Walky + Dorothy (part of some dumb alternate universe evil Dorothy or maybe she was a robot storyline), Joyce +Joe from when Joe was infatuated with Joyce but couldn't deal, Billie + Ruth apparently. A lot of this comic is just rehashes of old shit or disappointing remixes, and the rest is kinda new.

yes

Maybe? That fucking user asked for an example and all I'm doing is trying to feed his addiction. Fuck.

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technically, but he still continued the comic after writing it and she stayed with danny
itswalky.com/comic/soooo-many-wrongs/
i dont know the actual dates

Anyone willing to post the last three comics? I don't want to give Willis the site views.

for everyone whos been wondering why there are so many bisexual girls on joyces floor apparently its joes fault
itswalky.com/comic/them/

Willis has had a penis for at least 30 years and yet everyone looks like they have dog dicks.

Her platform is hey guys! I'm a lesbian!

And yet that makes ger MORE qualified than either candidate this election

"You're so ugly I'd honestly rather just suck dick."

>Leslie showed up with the lowest cut shirt she could.
I gotta admire a girl who lays the goods out when they try to get someone. I'm probably rooting for her more than half the cast.

Willis is deathly afraid of penises, even his own.

The Worst Attempt at Cross Cutting in The History of the Universe

>mfw he's been drawing webcomics for nearly 20 years
>mfw it looks like some teenager's doodle

ask /u/

It's been a while since I drew something for these threads.

Interesting PLOT development there, drawfriend. What's the backstory to go with it?

Okay, so I've been out of the loop for a month or two because of illness, and apparently Joyce/Joe is a thing now?

Is this well-written or not? Or, given that this is Willis we're talking about here, how badly written is it?

It's not a thing, Joe's just been the one Joyce talks to about her parents because his are divorced and he went through that whole "Wait, my parents aren't perfect?" thing.

Oh thank God. I must have misunderstood . If Willis had actually done that, I'd swear off the series again.

So what exactly has happened since, ehhh, late June? I know apparently Ruth had a crisis moment and Mary was turned into the village scapegoat again, but I don't quite care enough to read the backlog and catch up

Joyce, Becky, and Joyce's parents attend church. Joyce is made uncomfortable because apparently she's still reeling from the Toedad incident, so her father offers to drive her and Becky back to campus early.

Meanwhile, Ruth holed herself up in her room since breaking up with her girlfriend is so depressing that she becomes suicidal. Carla catches on to this and tells Billie; Billie rushes in and hugs Ruth until the dorm room manager (or whatever her role is) comes in and takes the two to the local health center, which is Willis' way of avoiding saying "hospital". Mary is unceremoniously revealed via punchline that she's blackmailing Ruth. Nothing comes of that revelation at all.

Joyce and Becky return to happy happy times at the dorm room. Dina has apparently stopped caring about being a rebound.

Ruth literally just...sleeps in a dark room all day whitout eating and everyone freaks out like they found her in a bathtub with slashed wrists

I prefer to think he got cucked

So, I somehow managed to miss nothing important, despite missing, what, 40 comic strips? Classic Willis.

Also, damn you Willis, and your refusal to address psychiatric medicine with any amount of respect. Any proper school would send Ruth to the emergency room, which would send her to the local psych ward to get medicated until she can function as a human being.

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> Feel bad
> Make an immature cry for attention
> Lose all rights as a human being and medicated to oblivion
Yeah. That sounds about right.

Hi Willis

Now I want a screwball comedy with those two about Leslie's madcap antics trying to hide their relationship so she won't lose liberal points while Robin tries to trick her into a romantic night out on the town.

Fuck me for reading comments.

Someone accused someone else of not reading context for misjudging Carla's motivations. As if her being an asshole isn't her being an asshole cause she thinks something else in her mind. Anyway, in the same comment, that person admits that they didn't understand that Carla fucked up until Billie spelled it out in the comic where she yells at Carla. How fucking dumb do you have to be to see a situation and not be able to see all the ways in that Carla is being a dick, and then still have the balls to say someone else is missing context.

It's probably due to Willis writing an unintentionally ambiguous situation. Carla was asked to keep an eye on Ruth in spite of openly not wanting to do so and when she realized that Ruth was suicidal she immediately went and got Billie to deal with the situation. The issue is that in that process she outed Ruth and Billie, aired out something very personal happening with Ruth, and acted like she deserved a pat on the back. Basically Carla did the right thing in the most asshole way possible.

>Carla did the right thing in the most asshole way possible
Yup.

What's funnier is that most of the comments section realized that and now Willis can't cry transphobia about it.

I don't see why he just didn't own it. It's perfectly within Carla's personality to act like that.

He believes criticising someone's behaviour is the same as hating them. And that the only reasons someone could hate someone (read critcise their behaviour) is because they hold racist/sexist opinions (as long as the "victims" aren't white, straight and christian).

So he doubles down every time someone critcises one of his characters, thus making sure that people actually start hating characters genuinly and completing the self fulfilling prophecy.

He had this shit down pat with Mike.

Mike was white.

>Basically Carla did the right thing in the most asshole way possible.

I still really disagree with this. She panicked and tried to remove responsibility from herself as quickly and messily as possible. I don't blame her for panicking, cause that's fair, and yeah Ruth is now under observation so she's "safer" but I won't call what she did the right thing.

Willis has way too many strips about going to the showers.

But hey, gives me a chance to draw these gals naked.

I think it depends on what you consider the extent of Carla's moral responsibility is in this situation.

So Sarah is going to lez out in the showers at some point, right?

Unless it's a very manly looking lady with a very manly looking penis or strap on, she's straight as a rod.

But Angel on the other hand could probably be easily manipulated.