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WHERE THE FUCK IS BRAN

post more unfunny reddit shit

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hopefully in the rest of the episodes

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>tfw based Rhaegar realized the error of his ways and disowned his Martell children and annulled his marriage to Elia so that he could marry Lyanna and have a proper Westerosi child instead of a half dornigger

>Rhaegar with dark eyebrows and a double chin

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Rightful thread

>no backlink

Burn in seven hells

>Rhaegar with dark eyebrows
yes, blonde people can have dark eyebrows

>and a double chin
nigga you fukkin blind

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Jews are evil.

>Ned: The boy we executed claimed the White Walkers have returned
>Benjen: Hmm that's troubling. I knew him, he was a good lad. Should I tell Jeor? Seems pretty important to at least fan out and see if there are any legs to the rumor. It's the Night's Watch's job after all
>Ned: Nah don't worry about

>Randyll: She has three full-grown dragons, Your Grace. The same as Aegon when he conquered the Seven Kingdoms. How do you propose to stop them?
>Qyburn: We are currently at work on a solution, my lord.
>Tarly: Good enough for me

What did D&D mean by this?

Fuckin' Starks, man.

You know, when he talks to Ned, he almost dismisses the idea of the White Walkers being back. But when he talks to Tyrion, he acts like he's sure they are.

not best Myrcella

and then when he talks to Bran, he's really, really sure.

Isn't that the whole reason why Benjen leaves? To see what's going on beyond the wall?

White walkers? Nah, must be insane.

lel

What kind of 2deep4u bullshit is this was she sending a message to god?

I know that Aegon is only mentioned in passing during the show, but wasn't one of his sister's dragons taken out by a ballista? Like, wouldn't that be part of the lore that everyone knows in Westeros?

delete this cow

XD haha this is why I post here. THIS IS WHY

based snek

it's a drawing of the rose that created the white walkers

that's called a cleft chin autismo

>one dragon in all the wars involving dragons in Westeros
>a military commander taking a chance on that

lol no

How will Jon and muh dragons end up fucking? I can't see them even getting along

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

why would they not get along lol theyre both (((((((((good guys))))))))))

it's a maze

Jon will bend the knee and perform cunnilingus

deserves better

Jon will let himself get raped for the good of Westeros.

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go back please ;)

No, Grey Worm will mentor Jon Snow first.

can we all agree Lyanna was a little slut?
>tfw Rhaegar already had two little toddlers, boy and a girl, and was married to Elia Martell
>tfw still lust for him and go run away and fuck him at a tourney where his wife was present

jesus, what a homewrecking bitch

>Actor That Plays Hot Pie Opens Own Bakery Called 'You Know Nothing John Dough'

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>arrows fly through the air
>dragons are in the air
>what if we made arrows, but bigger
>you know, for dragons
More impressive military advancements have occurred over far less exotic circumstances.

Also, yes - it killed that dragon, so why couldn't it kill other dragons?

Why didn't she leave a note?

Fuck grey worm, jon is the OG tonguemaster

hope hbo sues him

>Also, yes - it killed that dragon, so why couldn't it kill other dragons?

Are we going to act like no one else, during the Dance of Dragons for example, ever used a scorpion?

Lyanna was raped. By Aerys.

fuck off preston

Jon is an honorable northener who tells bitches like Sansa to stfu, Dany is a batshit insane feminist who will threaten to burn him if he doesn't castrate himself

haha epic

literally everything bad that happened is her fault

How do you think the meera leaving scene is going to go do you think they'll even address it or will she just disappear and nobody says anything about it?

>promise me ned. promise me... that you'll take care of the mad king's song.

>promise me.

Which makes the point even more apparent - the idea of making a dragon-sized arrow to hit dragons with isn't some hushed whisper that only exists in the bowels of King's Landing.

which is worse, redteamreview or alt shift x?

qyburn should have invented a gun

They fuck. Here is some leaked script.

Preston "Patriarchy" Jacobs.

>promise me ned...that you'll kill this rape baby I want it to die before me...
>haha, sorry lya baby but he's my blood I can't kin slay haha ;^)

Know why we don't have dragons today? Because of the AR-15.

5.56 to Victory, bitch.

>lyanna: :^(

Is Jon the legitimate heir to the throne (following Targ lineage) being the late Prince's son?

But since Rhaegar was already married to Elia, then Jon is still a bastard as he was conceived illegitimately, making his claim illegitimate a la Blackfyre.

I guess Dany still gets it.

Both are shitty but for different reasons. One is a bootlicker and the other doesn't really have any opinions of his own.

Considering he's not a baratheon and didn't take the crown by force no he's not.

how do you even pronounce dany

rhaegar had this marriage annulled.

>when you find out everything you knew about your parents was a lie, but turns out you're still a bastard

>ōvərˈwāt

danny

Dan-e.

Except by the numbers it's never worked consistently enough.

Not enough to go up against three dragons and an army of 100,000 Dothraki

dah-knee

daen-ery

I can't even figure out what kind of fucked up accent you have. Are you north african or something?

how are they feeding their giant ass army on dragonstone again

fat-ass.

>baratheon
>legitimate
>usurper
yeah, no

why would he do that? also, if he made jon an actual heir wouldn't people know about him and try to find him (varys for one)?

and their giant ass dragons

Do the Dothraki have a history of successful sieges against fortresses and citadels? Honestly, they could focus scorpion fire on the three dragons while the horse fuckers stood there bamboozled because they've never gone up against well-made walls before.

based on the show, the lannister family line and the dornigga baka family line are dead. oh well.

and their giant assed queen

Are you fucking stupid?

What was Robert's claim? He was the son of a father who had a sister who married a guy who was a nephew of a guy who was the fourth son of some Targaryen?

Yeah, legitimate.

you think horselord raping savages have patience for a siege?

are you?

>commander of the kingsguard
>sworn to protect the king at all costs
>commit regicide

lmao, why do people like Jaime again? He's easily the biggest piece of shit on the show.

Levi-Osa

Use a dragon to destroy a Wall, Dothraki flood inside, shit melts stone user.

am i?

yes

>jaime lannister I name you captain of my kingsguard

only way he can be redeemed desu

rhymes with Asshai

omg, he's so cute

Not at all, which is why the soldiers in King's Landing can focus their attention of taking out the shit lizards.

He's charming. That's literally it. They're willing to ignore the attempted murder of a little boy, because he makes LE WITTY JOEKS.

dude CONTRARIANISM lmao

why did bobby even let him continue in the guard? did he have a death wish

it always amuses me how /got/ likes to pretend jaime isnt one of the top 10 most normie meme characters