AMERICAN FOOD
*puts lobster and butter in ice cream*
IS BETTER
*makes pineapple sushi pizza with ranch sauce*
THAN
*pays $100 for mac and cheese with avocado*
BRITKEK
*makes a 12lb burger and pours vat of plastic cheese on it*
FOOD
*dies of a heart attack*
AMERICAN FOOD
John Adams
Ian Reed
Mais branco que você, Mohammed.
Hudson Jenkins
obviously has to be something wrong with bongfood to fuck up their teeth so badly
Henry Martin
>that flag
>that post
James Reyes
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Thomas Rodriguez
I like avocado in burgers
Jacob Ortiz
>British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Isaiah Perry
>burger with avocado
But that's actually ok
Matthew Watson
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Nolan Lopez
almost any implement can be used to seriously wound or kill
do these people confiscate screwdrivers? do you have to have a screwdriver permit in bongland?
Evan Robinson
No it's not. Hipsters are driving avocado prices insane. Only we are allowed to use them.
Nathaniel Bennett
Y*nks only think this is weird because their beans are pumped full of so much HFCS that they're practically a pudding
Beans on toast is a GOAT-tier savoury snack and can serve as a decent meal if you're in a pinch
Caleb Garcia
>brits unironically defending this
no wonder the french look down on your food
Nathan White
Americans eat baked beans too except they use twice as much sugar
Jack Watson
But i'm strictly speaking about the combination between burgers and avocados
John Nguyen
baked beans arent anywhere near as common here as over there. Here they're southern comfort food.
Joseph Thompson
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Just don't let burgers do it.
Alexander Allen
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Jason Lee
Did a yank hurt your feelings?
Andrew Hernandez
>americans unironically put whipped cream on their sodas
no wonder their so fat lmao
Jason Brown
Can't be real
Julian Jones
British cuisine is the worst, it's like the blandest shit ever.