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I LET THE TIME PASS TO FAST
I CRASH YOU CRASH
YOU WERE THE ONE
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD MYSELF
I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF

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ooga booga

alri

Eating nutella out the jar, and before you ask yes I'm French

how do I stay awake without taking any drug or substance lads

How to make time seem to go by quicker?

sleep

Going to make burritos tomorrow here's whats going in them:
Minced beef
Cheese
Mixed beans
Sour cream
Salsa sauce
Jalapenos
Rice

have a manic episode

work with someone else
that way one of you can wake the other up unless you both happen to fall asleep at the same time which is unlikely

Watch anime

My little sister reads Dr Stone so I gave it a try

Now I'm laughing my ass off, can't wait to give her shit about liking these homosexual softcore drawings next time I visit my parent's house

Love money

>Took a south English exchange student to see a private screening of black panther at a small theater I used to work at
>Fingered her and got a blowie joey afterwards

LMAOing @ your RORKE life.

got a date with bea tonight lads. did not even know it was valentines day lol

yeh?

Cannae do that hun, I’m always full of beans

ah yes.. someone else
*invokes a tulpa*

youre still a nigger

wank

Find a yank and tell him to fuck off

this is the lass im going to try and seduce tonight, lads

note: on the RIGHT and NOT left

*listens to some midnight oil* ah yes

Dad owes me £140

Someone made a misinformative post after I slept in an archived thread

why's that

>tulpa
not sure I want to know what this is

oral service rendered

the white race has a right to exist

*plays the kazoo*

toma cafeina mamabicho

'no'

bit gay aha

He ran out of money so borrowed some of my student loan

trying to have sex with a girl where theres a 5 year delta in our age

god my room fucking STINKS

never realised how disgusting dirty socks can singlehandedly make a room until i moved out and started living on my own

how long do you think it will take to get rid of this reek?? im having sex on Saturday and i need to fix it by then

>"working" from home and boss wants to call me
>have to tell him no

why does he make me do this

Why did you post a picture of that girl who sued an african for not telling her that he had HIV

Pepsi bottle
Coca Cola glass

where can I live that has cheap rents, isn't a stab-happy shithole, and isn't in the middle of nowhere

the us

vice.com/en_uk/read/tulpamancy-internet-subculture-892
ya tome y no me hizo un carajo
no quiero tomar mas porque ya me tiembla un ojo

is it too late to say im sorry now

Pepsi cola

my house

Fuck off we're full

I don't give a damn

for what

limpia tu cara con agua frio, y haz un poco de ejercicio.

Any small city

anyone got the video of that lad yelling at his mum before his step dad comes in

Hanging myself with a belt on Thursday

> He whirled around. There she was. Naked. With large fox ears and a bristly tale
ah, tell me a tale most bristly good lad

I GRIEVE IN STEREEEEOOOO
STEREO SOUNDS STRANGE

good choon

porno video?

Yes rapelad

AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER

*blocks your path*

this one

Ah yes,
The so called “rock music festival”

if you can air it out properly, about 1-2 afternoons

alri
off to have an effort at physical movement lads wish me luck

panic at the disco mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc

closing the g*d damn door

"yes"

Wolf Alice are good

racist

what do you call small?

is he the best meme of all time?

Never mind it's actually getting pretty good now

Wtf is it 2005 again?

youtube.com/watch?v=GRmSoEM16eA

my "city"

white people have a right to self determination just like any other race

I wish I had grown up wanting to be a police dog handler. Now I sit at a desk like a fucking runt with no doggo to play with

incorrect

gnawin on some soysages

love pavement I do

>Lent starts tomorrow
I am NOT mentally prepared for it lads

...

Loved the wombats when I was 18

Fuck I'm getting old

can someone please for the love of g*d link that ANGIRER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER video

Yeah

correct
why are you so opposed to the self determination of white people?

It's like /r9k/ re-upload on YouTube

life isn't a joyride. hate leftists. suck it the fuck up

Loved mac demarco when I was 18

Fuck I'm getting old

sort of fancy a mentally slow and insane tumblr gf for a bit

>started today
shit, already fapped this morning

white people aren't human lad

take it how you will, as i'm just another fag on a polynesian gooey boy chatbot service but i worked with Mac Demarco and *he is the fucking worst*. just a greasy, unrepentantly gross manchild. i have several friends who've also worked with him, or p.a.'d at festivals hes played.

quick anecdote: ended up going for a ride with him at a festival over the summer, because my friend - also a p.a. - had to drive him back to his house to find a quarter of a cigarette that had shimmied out of his gap tooth that morning. we sat at his coffee table, covered in about 2409r782374 ash trays and seven boxes of half eaten mike & ikes. what seems like an hour later of uncomfortable stillness he comes barreling out of his bedroom, a little sweaty, panting, and drops fuckin STACKS of vhs tapes on the table in front of us. we were both pretty confused at the point. he then pops one in his combo vhs/dvd player and it's him getting blown by some poor chick with really fuckin terrible roots, he then puts the shirt over his slovenly body, turns to my friend and says, "this good?"

it is one of the most surreal, ridiculous moments of my life.

yes we are

Dinner is served. This is gonna be good

want a cat

>black and latino

life truly hates me

Looks like you're going to hell lad...

me and betoooooo
solid as they coooomeee

same

lying is just part of nature for the white "man" like shitting or eating

you're allergic

your pretty racist against white people
i hate non white people so i see where your coming from