Mexican """food"""

>mexican """food"""

Hello American see that stuff getting put on the chips?

These are called vegetables

Looks good. Except for the beans.

Guaranteed diarreah for two days tho.

>Looks good
maybe if you are a poor as fuck faggot named brayan

>says the merifatburgerite who has fried butter at fairs.

shut up bryan

I've never seen any Mexican make this. Are you sure it isn't his personal recipe?

I love intercultural bants as much as anyone else but take this to Sup Forums or /ck/

I fucking hate these videos where they just stack up shit load of things and drown it in bunch of sauce and everyone comments how great it is...

the fuck is he putting on the chips

the only vegetables there are the fucking onions you dirty emu.

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Ay si ay si el freson que come puro rib eye en el restaurant

I'd eat it.

i cant stop watching

Dont get triggered my bronze skinned Brayan, its ok for poor people like yourself to enjoy that sort of plebian "delicacies"

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Fuck you, I put jalapeños on my nachos.

I would never eat something made by someone not wearing gloves and a hair net

>onions

I'm pretty sure that shit are 'cueritos'

this just looks lazy as fuck. is it any good? it looks like a soggy mess.

>"""Aryan White Males"""

Is that how you explain not being able to afford food?

They pee on your lemonade when you are not looking anyway. But keep pretending you're so much better it is hilarious jajajaja

>mexican """culture"""

Is that how they feed you in your homeless shelter?

the food is tostilocos i think

Its just a snack. You know like chilli cheese fries or whatever

>not habaneros

Whats wrong with dedicating a day to the dead?

is that onions or cheese that he's putting on?

>american """culture"""

There's no photo because there isn't any.

>bag of chips as base
>pour 6 gallons of dumpster water on top

mexico no!

Onions
Pinot Beans
Black Beans
Pickled Plums/Apricots
Hot sauces
Lime juice
Clamato (Clam/Tomato juice)
Salt
Taijin powder (chile powder + lime powder + salt)

Mind you, he's putting all that on potato chips that are already seasoned with lime and chili powder

>chips and onion, don't see what's so bad so far
>beans, not bad
>are those bacon pieces or chillies? Can't tell with the quality but whatever
>wait what is that? Are those fucking raisens? Well he's adding Carne Asada so I gue-

>mfw I realize what's going on

>Not Carolina reapers

What's the problem?

when he hit it with the juice at the very end, i thought "shit, why not just spit or vomit on it at this point."

still don't know half the shit hes putting on there and why so much liquid.

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seen another pic like that but with a instant bowl of noodles and doritos

holy shit, speak of el diablo.

>2016
>not embracing fine rain dumpster water

what a pleb

Kill yourself amerishit still better than "Lays"

why does the end always involve a cup of straight up liquid? its going to be a pulpy, soggy mess.

wtf, it's like they like getting diarrhea.

those chips have to be a soggy mush by the time he gives it to you, right?

Would eat. But what is it...

/ck/.webm

>tfw even your peppers are edgy
wew

There aren't any Tostitos there stupid amerifat, how could it be "tostilocos"?

disgusting

This argument sounds like this:
>it's worse than American

That's the 14th Platoon of the 88th Aryan Junior Meme Brigade(Honorary) who have recently thwarted 17 terrorist attacks and even built a Wall around their local voting precincts to keep the illegals out.

Me in the middle

Their Day of the Dead festivals are fun as hell, don't be a whiney bitch because you are some fucking protestant shitlord.

Thanks Australia

>google shit mexican """food"""
>tostilocos first page

>wa la

No lie it looks good. Would eat it when i hit the pin

>american """"humour""""

It's homemade hot sauce.

Would try.

>Looks good.
Let me guess, ciudad de México, right? That looks like shit and is an awful way to ruin some half decent crisps

As if poutine was the pinnacle of health foods.

>humo"u"r
>crisps

Britpaki's are getting creative with their proxies now, aren't they?

>"""Sophisticated white males"""

Maruchan noodles taste like shit

(((quality))) post

Would you try this Sup Forums?

My family literally uses me as a human garbage disposal because I can eat and shit anything. Found that out during boot camp.

someone got a webm of that joke taco commercial made from a bunch of shit, including a pizza?

reminds me of this thread's webms

I love how she cuts the bag like a retard and uses tongs like this is cuisine

fucking trash

I hate spicy food.
Mexicans put spice into everything
Even the goddamn quarter pounder cheeseburger

>Be Argentine
>Vacations in Mexico city
>Day 3
>Get food poisoning
>Day 6
>Feel better
>Decide to play it safe and go to McDonald's
>The menus are different
>All the burgers have jalapeños and shit
>Order a mild, plain looking one
>Whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>Ask if it's spicy
>"No no it's not spicy at all no spice"
>Take a bite and my mouth burns
>It had a milder type of chili sauce
>Apparently what we consider spicy is "no spice" in Mexico
>Get food poisoning again
You people are mentally ill.
How do you enjoy the taste of food?
Everything has the same spicy, tongue-numbing flavor.

I can explain that one, she didn't have any gloves so if she tried to serve that without using utensils then the restaurant can be vulnerable to a lawsuit.

stop being a bitch. mcdonalds doesn't have any type of sauce unless you ask for it

Lmao pussy

Are Mexicans so stupid they can only open up bags of chips with scissors? I understand when you use the bag as a container as mongoloid as that concept is but why doesn't she just open it up like a normal human? Also you might want to join the first world in understanding just because you douse shit in 100 sauces and spices doesn't make it good. This is nigger tier logic. God damn

All I know is that it was spicy.
Maybe your tongue is so numb you can't feel it anymore.

You're a fucking bitch

>eating garbage
>not putting enough hot sauce on it to taste anything

>Can't even handle jalapenos
and you call yourself a spic, shameful.

if you open it with your hands there's a chance it pops open and the chips fall

You're American, you should know better than anyone that chip dust on your fingers is annoying as fuck.

why can't blacks handle spicy food?

Mexican food is richer and more cultured than white food could ever be.

And this is why that ladies main culinary abilities go as far as dousing a bag of chips and ramen noodles with Mexican shit and sweat.

The only time I've seen jalapeños here is at Subway.

niggers cant eat spicy food aparently

vives en Mexico dejate de mamadas tragas en la calle igual no seas mamon

Diarrhea-inducer.

Until I saw all the pony shit I thought this was a libertarian meetup

Yeah. It's essentially pork rinds, but with the meat part included too.

Did you enjoy Shit on Shingles?

>pork rinds
don't you mean chicharrónes?

Fuck off Brayan.

>brayan

Every god damn time

Well, our snacks can only be tolerated by Mexicans. When prepared they can look like a soggy mess of clamato, different hot sauces, cucumber, chamoy, japenese style peanuts, cueritos, and lots of fucking Tamarindos. It looks nasty but it's something you eat since childhood and learn to love it.

Tranquiqis mi brandon

>worshipping a pagan "saint" who also happens to be the patron saint of the worst of the worst narco psychopaths

Isn't multiculturalism great? We get to bring tons of great Mexican food like this shit not even a college student high out of his mind would make.