ZOMBIE ATTACK CONFIRMED IN FLORIDA

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3743667/amp/Florida-college-student-19-stabbed-death-married-couple-biting-husband-s-face-growling-random-attack.html?client=safari

BOY FOUND EATING MAN'S FACE OFF
BOY MAY NOT SURVIVE DUE TO MYSTERIOUS INSTINEL PROBLEM

START LOADING UP, BOYS

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He bit off more than he could chew

>INSTINEL

What the fuck did you just call me?

Oh please we already know Florida is full of Zombies it's full of weird old people.

The dude couldn't get weed smoked some "spice" or whatever and went fucking nuts. Not happening.

oh my god

Florida man strikes again

OH NO SALTBATHS

That's literally just another day in Florida

Source: I live here

Why is Florida so fucked? Is it cursed or something?

Apparently he was on drugs
>You live in a world where the government can potentially spray an entire city with a drug that turns people into psychopathic zombies
wew

Their police reports are available to anyone, so the best stories aren't just filed away.

Plus drugs. lots of drugs.

Might have been on Flakka

youtube.com/watch?v=BMJMujPoa4Y

Woah

Imagine if they did that in Turkey

Imagine being a dictator and just deciding to make everyone that lives in your country a zombie

Is it a cannibal nigger from sierra leone?

Fuck that shit

Seems more like Hannibal than Night of the Living Dead

Oh shit, I never even fucking thought about that.

WW3 is going to be wild.

It's probably bath salts. Nothing to see here.

we've had zombies here in FL for awhile now tho

Combination of high heat, swamp fumes and drugs.

I swear something like this happened 5 years ago.

But white people love cannibalism

thanks nigger

>BUILD

>inb4 it's spice again

shit sorry, yeah, bathsalts, not spice. my bad.

>WW3 is going to be wild.
You have no fucking idea how wild it's going to be. No one can fathom the extent of what we can do now technologically speaking.

Someone earlier today posted on facebook pictures of trucks that said mutation response vehicle and the pic was taken in Florida

Hahahaha guys I fucking went to school with this guy. He was your typical frat bro.. Or so I thought... Got smashed with him at a bar once and then left him to sleep in the bushes outside Potbelly's because I didn't feel like dealing with his drunk ass. Ask me anything.

A zombie attack isn't really a big deal unless the cause is contagious and doesn't rapidly kill the host. You have to actually be dosed with Flakka and you will be incapacitated (and need emergency medical treatment) after it wears off.

Rabies would be a good example, but not in its current state. It incapacitates and kills it's non-ideal hosts too quickly to actually be a problem.

Isn't that just a normal day in Florida anyways?

>dailymail

>psycho exists in real life
lol finally

Did you spit or swallow?

Fucking hell. Please tell me most of these are fake.

>boy craves human flesh
>mysterious intestinal problem

its just a bad case of parasites user, its a dirty topic but it happens. i work in health care and you can tell how bad people are infested with them with a drool test when they smell cooked meat. its really disgusting, but some pyrantel and lots of fiber and he'll be ok.

>Florida
If it was any other state I'd be emptying my bank account right now and buying all kinds of survival stuff, but it's fucking Florida. It's a miracle that it wasn't some kind of human-alligator mix.

They're real . This one is fun

youtu.be/NDd_EjCxD6g

What the fuck is flakka and why does it turn you turn you into a zombie?

guys.

has anyone done sativa before?

Did it one time and pretty damn sure I talked with angels.

they told me they were sad at how I was living my life and that it wasnt time yet for me to be with them. I felt ashamed at how disappointed they were in me.

So what if flakka does like, the same or maybe the opposite. Like, maybe those people the teen killed were a horrible couple that like, abducted kids and sold them into slavery and he could see that on their souls.

or worse, its the opposite, and he was possesed. Cause this sure sounds like some demon-ass shit.
like, where the fuck is the recreation in a drug that makes you kill people?

So Hannibal just had a worm infection all his life huh
Makes one ponder

This is huge. These people have super strength. Why isn't there a Flakka General thread on Sup Forums?

I'm surprised this is the first time I hear about it. Has the drug made a way to other countries yet?

it turns you into a temporary zombie

after it wears off you die

imagine if a terrorist group did some editing of Flakka to make the effects permenant

you could have a LITERAL zombie army

We had those people in the ER here, before the medicine they are mostly docile but if you tell them what the medicine is for; they will become violent as hell.
Its almost like the parasite understands what is about to happen and then panic-fight mode.

We don't like to talk about it, seeing as up to 30% of our population have the parasites. 50%+ for America.
80%+ for underdeveloped countries like sri lanka and india

You know that there are people who take it and don't turn into zombies, right? There haven't only been a handful of people who have smoked synthetic weed in Florida for the past 5 years, it's just that sometimes people react differently to different substances.

...

Why the fuck didn't they shoot this young man?

also

Florida

WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN IN FLORIDA. FLORIDA IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE. BERMUDA TRIANGLE IS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

where does your daughter work?

>open link
>Zombie dude
>Close tab

Im in Florida, how fucked am I?

No just more funny smokables.

"bath salts" and "spice" are not the same thing at all.
I know from personel experince. One is synthetic "weed" and is smoked the other is "cocaine" and is snorted. Never tried bath salts as uppers arent my thing but I've smoked spsice with people where they reacted to it very heavily.
I dont know if flakka is ethier of these things.

I guess I could pop over to errowid and see.

Wrong. It's right there in black and white, " 'The individual becomes psychotic, they often rip off their clothes and run out into the street violently and have an adrenaline-like strength and police are called and it takes four or five officers to restrain them.

'Then once they are restrained, if they don't receive immediate medical attention they can die.'"

Leaf

FAWK, signs of the end, the resurrection started earlier than expected...

Worldwide

alpha-PVP is its name

We're getting 28 days later/L4D zombies? Not the one that I want :^(

>sativa
No user, I think you were thinking salvia.

Now I'm trying to picture a BLM protest + flakka, and I'm really worried

>>INSTINEL
>What the fuck did you just call me?
Pshhh....Nothing personnel..kid

florida has laws that make all arrests public info.
its realy just lazy journalism.
>miaminewtimes.com/news/how-floridas-proud-open-government-laws-lead-to-the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595

Why would anyone take this drug knowingly ?
I mean other drugs that make you high and even destroy your health or make you a little dangerous for others I can understand.

But risking munching off the face of some random people WTF ?

see, seems much more like bath salts than spice.

though when spice was banned in the state im in I stopped doing it. breaking the law is breaking the law, and thats wrong.

This all sounds really familiar.

Was this game redpilled? Does Capcom know something that we don't?

Potbellys is slimy as fuck. Do you think he had a psychotic break or took the wrong drug by mistake?

thats it. thank you based druggie user.

Like i said earlier, I try and obey the law, apparently sativa is weed and thats illegal where I am. actually salvia might be now, but it wasnt at the time. dont really want to try it again, that last time was enough.

I'd spit if I were to ever suck a dick since I hate the feeling of gooey stuff stuck in my throat
I wish I had a little QT daughter; I'm only 21 tho.

I love Florida

The cops should have shot his ass. Would continue the purging of low IQ degenerates.

>you can tell how bad people are infested with them with a drool test when they smell cooked meat

I thought that was simple Pavlovian conditioning.

alpha-PVP isn't synthetic weed, dude

Because of prohibition, le user. These poor users are deprived the not-too-harmful stuff that they'd otherwise enjoy, so they do this one instead. It's the governments fault.

It's weird to hear these of cannibal episodes in connection with these synthetics. Why cannibalism. I don't even .. Tweakers obsessively searching for spilled rocks I vaguely get, but this? Ay caramba.

could of just been told it was something other than it was.
I saw HS kids i work with buying spice thinking it was weed.

pretty big difference since THC on;y partially reacts with one of the two types of canabanoid systems in the endocrine system.

Spice tended to hit both of them, so it was "weed like" but MUCH more intense specifically in the paranoid/anxiety areas though there were a lot of different chemicals going around so each brand would be a little different.

KEK AS MY WITNESS, REPEATING DIGITS CONFIRM ZOMBIE FUNPOCALYPSE WILL BURN OFF THE DEGENERACY AND DECAY OF WESTERN SOCIETY

This is why you never inject Flakka, kids. Stick to snorting it

So close

rememebr when the guy who invented that antivrus program went and lived in the amazon or something so he could make and sell bathsalts?

Mcafee , thats the fucker.

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2232639/John-McAfee-Antivirus-tycoon-experimented-bath-salts.html

bathsalts+oxy+zika

I remember few years ago one could order it online. I was living in UK and could't find any good dealer (weed smoker) so I tried this """""legal high""""" salvia.
Horrible experience, I throw everything down in toilets.

>dailymail

sorry OP, it's nothing.

Bath salts are more like a meth substitute. Flakka is different. From what I've read, it's a dissociative that makes people act bonkers. There were some tweets from @FloridaMan about Flakka incidents that were insane. My favorite is that one guy was trying to fuck a tree and claiming to be either Thor or Odin. Another incident involved a man dancing on top of a car that was driving on the highway.

it's just a-PVP?
these people must be redosing for days on end or taking huge huge fucking doses (or both)
any stimulant can cause psychosis like that if used dangerously

yeah, that shits harder than lucy.

truly would be a great riot. BLM chimps busting through the shield wall and flipping MRAPS

WHY didnt the cops shoot him?

Apparantly, the Article says its because the boy was eating the man's face off so if they shot the boy they woulda shot the innocent man too

the innocent man wasn't confirmed to be dead at the time

i lulzed.
thanks.

tree fucking odin is what did me in.

I graduated from fsu, so I'm familiar with the bro culture. I assume he was with his frat friends, and had a bag of what he thought was cocaine.

Did he seem normal enough when you got trashed with him at Potbellys?

someone mentioned injection versus snorting, that could explain a LOT.

>be me
>live in modern desert oasis
>guns all around
>agriculture
>natural Barriers
>climate will cripple zombie mobility within a day
>the cure opt Feds and eastern us is doomed to failure
>commiefornia is a literal death trap with like 8 routs through he mountains that will be impassible

Life's good in Phoenix m8

This is a godsend for me

Yeah I was hoping for shamblers, too. Oh well. Guess I'll have to stock up on buckshot.

I smoked a big bowl of stevia earlier.
I'm not feeling anything.

im not that user.
he is >id:yGvlh4tj

salvia, especially the way it is popularly used (smoked high intensity extracts) is generally a terrifying experience because of how overwhelming it is
when fresh salvia leaves are chewed, a good, more rewarding experience can be found

>american education

That was actually a lie. It wasn't bath salts, it was marijuana.

"Whats wrong?" "WHO THE FUCK IS YOU?!?"

>.cu.ck

it was neither, it was severe psychosis
marijuana was most likely coincidental, unless it was laced with pcp (which apparently it wasn't)

>(((Based))) Florida
Yeah, uh, no. Florida is a goddamn wasteland of niggers, meth heads and wetbacks

My mistake. Thanks for mentioning it