Dark Matter

>tfw you can't make Two happy by buying her a doggo

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>This will get 1 no, 2 million likes on reddit
Redditors are portrayed as kids and btfo

By the way what happened? They are upping their game or just desperate. Already used 2 of the best scifi episode recipes(groundhog day and time travel to the past) after each other

>mfw Dark Matter still pretends 5 isn't the best waifu

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in the epilogue they also fire the renegade android and alternate version crew plots.
They built the world so fast in the past seasons, tho, that they still have many things to return to. IMO. eg Wil Wheadon and his space mutant. Corporate wars.

>By the way what happened?
Also what happened in this episode? Five was teleported to where? or time traveled so they bring the bad blink drive and leave in the Marauder, and remake the sedating magneting field?

She was send back in time to the morning to program the shuttle.

What they didn't explained was who shoot 2 and 3? The prof was at the party

shot? i thought it was security mechanism

Yes, you are right. I thought they were shot because they weren't touching each other when the drive tazed 3

I never made it past the opening scene of this show

hurr durr

>amnesia
>kung fu
>gurrrrl powa

ya it really checks all my boxes

One of the girl is a robot, and the other is a supersolder made by white men.

>superwaifu
FTFY

>tfw you'll never game with 5/Jodelle

>She well never kick your ass in game and in real life
why even live?

Why start a Dark Matter thread with 2 the dog faced girl?

>the crew is in the 27th century
>5 wanted to watch star wars 37 in previous season
>mfw Disney's still milking the star war franchise in the next hundreds of years

never happened. Nyx and Solara never ever was a DM thread starter

>600 years
>only 30 SW
They are optimistic

maybe holywood collapses for some decades

Keep in mind she wants to watch the remaster of Star Wars 37 and says it's a classic

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which? the games?
even the gameconsole wasn't familiar at all

>cheesy AF as usual
never change

isn't dungeon siege 3 shit?

Threads been here for almost four hours and only 9 poster

it's an underrated show

Implying the show was implying 37 was the newest.

>we gotta dress in period clothing
>the shit they already wear doesn't stand out that much

I mean 5 literally could've just worn the same clothes and nobody would've noticed

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desu i can't even follow the company wars part of the show... how many companies and nation are there etc but the show is fun
Or even that who fights with who now, that Ferous made a peace offer with Four? Trugault (or whotf, with the MILF) isn't in war AIK

There's more factions than there are characters. It's a nasty combination of low budget and detailed worldbuilding, we just have to take for granted that people we've never met are killing each other over planets we've never heard of.

exactly thats why it goes so above my head.

btw Four made alliance with miners so they be safe from Ferous ... yet now he makes another alliance with the Ferous ??? nice move...

Cute!

They Firefly'ed enough and now they're Farscaping

Finally. Firefly was boring

i didn't see any lewdy cringy alien yet

What's next for her career?

>cringy

Theres nothing cringy about Farscape you underage faggot

Season 4, and some made for tv movie staring some actress from Wynona Earp
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If Malozzi successfully forces her into a bikini at some point, he'll be a national hero.

Alright, how must-watch is Dark Matter?

Each season is better than the last but only watch it if your a fan of sci-fi

>mfw the worst actor on the show is the nigger
>mfw the best actor on the show is the white male

I fucking hate this guy so much. He can only make one facial expression and it's retarded.

sorry, but everything is cringe in it. muppet aliens! snail alien!
the translator bacterias are good idea tho

Just let the android play house, damn.

this
even the android has more emotions/acting range

jodellemicahKeep an eye out on the @dark_mattertv fb page They miiight release a blooper reel soon...

Maybe by next season they will actually pin down who is on the main cast or not.

She sounds so different

Best actor: Jodelle
Best characters: Three and Android

At least we know Five and Android will outlast the universe

This fucking faggot. I bet you don't like the Looney Tunes episode either

Imagine if you had a giant obese nerd towering over you asking you questions when you're an introvert

best side character: Talbor (David Hewlett) and Commander Truffault

>tfw I am 6'2 extrovert
I will never understand her, she will never be my soulmate
Why even live?

Opposites attract user

we all know dark matter is awful right?

You get used to it

you just made a robot and "15" year old girl cry

>ruins herself with tats on thighs

AYY LMAO

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>tfw you'll never inseminate her, have a family, and grow old together