Hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero

>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
>no charisma
>no sexual appeal
>these fucking weak sleazy "pick up" lines
No wonder it flopped. Really enjoyed visuals but that "man" completely ruined movie for me. I don't want to see that fuck face ever again.

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the director was french wasn't he? figures tbqh.

mandatory video about the Luc Besson flop of the century
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but but he did the fifth element and Leon the professional

HOW COULD THIS FLOP????

Cara was pretty shitty too.

He was good in Cure for Wellness.

Isn't that the question of the day?

When I saw these two in the first trailer I disliked the movie, they should've hired a more charismatic lead

I bet Luc was forced to make Cara the main because otherwise NO FUNDING for his project.

only 5th was a box office success

Cara wasn't the problem.

DeHaan is based.

well if you're such a pleb that that sort of thing can ruin the whole film for you, no wonder you're on Sup Forums.
just go watch generic snarky capehero no. 345

not saying dane was good, but he wasn't insufferable as you plebs claim

>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
Don't cast white male leads.

dane has all the charisma of a jizz sock and clara or cara or w.e. her fucking name is is way more manish than dehaan (or however you spell his faggot name) should've been male lead.

*straight

>these fucking weak sleazy "pick up" lines
I cringed at those lines, Dehaan was not convincing at all as an alpha male super agent

nobody put him in check.
Look at Garage Lucas and Starwars compared to episode 1.
Nobody put garage lucas in check, nobody put luc besson in check.

he is miscast in this movie

Should have gotten Dan Stevens and someone else.

STOOOOOOOOOP

STOOOOOOOOPPPP

DEHAN BROWSES Sup Forums, DON'T HURT HIS FUCKING FEELINGS YOU ASSHOLES

He wasn't

>>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
You just know it's written by a southern fuck

yes she was
according to Luc he wanted hr to be the main while the Valerian dude is the sidekick, the movie cucked itself.

t. lizard man from shittiest spiderman trilogy

Did the ayy lmao become a hollywood jewish rape slut?

I'd spirit cook her if you know what I mean ;)

He's got nice blue eyes

he is only 5'8

how the fuck he got the chad mclargehuge role?

Men these days are just pozzed as fuck. Seriously, who would you put in Dane's place who is around his age?

T.J Miller and replace the monobrow through a hot redhead

Dehaan can act but is not leading alpha man material by a mile, Cara can't act to save her life and is only hot in retouched photos when caked with makeup.

Neither has any kind of box office draw.

Add to that a movie which is basically a 2 hour special effects reel...

Isnt he in his early 30s? Plenty to choose from really.

The projection in this post is fucking Herculean.
I'm sorry that he reminds you of your worst traits, loser.

Hi Dane!

Such as

Why is that man in a dress, is this some sort of gender fluid protest or something?

are you Sup Forums ?

They're white so /tvpol/ shitskins obviously can't relate to them

This. If you play ball with the elite you get your projects funded, simple.

why does only have 89 views lol, i literally laughed out loud

Dane DeHaan can act but was completely miscast in this role. Cara Delmaymay is an annoying eye-rolling cunt and the idea that he wants to wipe his "playlist" so he can suddenly get MARRIED to her is completely unbelievable. There is nothing in the script or in her performance that makes her desirable beyond fucking her brains out. Waste of an interesting script and a lot of very good filmmaking work, they should be ashamed of their casting choices.

Still waiting for ONE good post about who you would cast instead.

Leon is a pleb movie, people just cant accept that it sucks, people praise it only because they fantasise about giving the D to loli Natalie.

I just made it yesterday at night bro

glad you liked it

Too many options, anything would be better than this shit, hell Tom Cruise because why not.

good stuff

Maybe two actors that are bankable and somewhat resemble the two main characters from the comic

Shut your whore mouth

SUCH ASSSSSSS???

you mean Loli Hershlag?

>movies called Valerian in big bold letters
>is the name of the dude
>the sister is also main character
>no name in the title
Doomed to fail and panned by the transgenders and homosexuals.

>Sup Forums jealous he got to make out with Cara

Lily from Grounded for Life and Buscemi

wait is it his sister? i thought they were hooking up

*unzips pants*

Genuinely not, though I would fuck her

Why does Cara look that angry?

Chris Pine and Cobie Smulders

No, I'm your mother and I'm very disappointed that you waste your time here son

Also traps are gay

what does this even mean?
I just asked you a simple question my dude

so is it confirmed that cara got the job because of connections?

From the other thread
She's got a lot of connections and she doesn't seem to have much acting talent or proven acting roles, it sure seems that way

Oh boy if only I had such connections

it was a long time ago he didn't produce anything interesting since jeanne d'arc (wasnt that great btw)
besson is done

No kidding, I wish I could bomb out of school and try modeling and try acting and try singing and try being a novelist and have all the best producers and promoters. And then if it doesn't work out know I'd still be rich anyway. Truly jealous.

Mammario and Efron
#Litty

yea and even if you fail, you can shitpost about it on Sup Forums all day.

man why our lifes went so wrong dude?

born under a bad sign I guess

They're Jews you idiot

>>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
>>no charisma
>>no sexual appeal
>>these fucking weak sleazy "pick up" lines
I got the feel that they wanted it to have anime feel, lets get a white guy that looks as anime as possible on posters > dark hair,narrow eyes, twinky etc

well could be worse but i'm still mad jelly

the source material is a comic, not anime.

and in the comic the guy is a beefmclargehuge

Holy shit, actually would have been pretty lit, not joking.

but Efron is also a Manlet
are there no non manlets available?

Connections truly can set you up for life with zero effort no matter what you are like.

>people find Cara attractive

Why do I feel like this is one of those cases where the mass media is telling the impressionable masses who they should be attracted to

>implying it was classic Dane's fault and not hiring a tranny for sex appeal

It didn't help the situation that they made Dane stand next to this guy.
Or that they opened the film with a shirtless scene where you see he has no pecs at all.
They could have portrayed him as a sort of autistic genius super-focused type and it would have worked better but they made him out to be some dashing lady-killer that banged 200 girls in his free time. Just not buying it.

Good stuff user

>Aria Alexander

Good taste.

Clive was easily the most based part of the movie.

Idris Elba

why wasn't Clive Owen the lead?

Clive Owen + mammario

not numale + fridge goblin

Tom Cruise was Jack Reacher
5'6'' to 6'3''

but Tom Cruise is based on many more levels.

Is this movie worth seeing in 3D?

Nope, just wait for the blu ray rip and download it in 720p and watch it on second screen while posting on Sup Forums, thats what i'm going to do.

>those proportions

What even is this shit

It's not even worth seeing in 2D

Better question

what about the little ayy lmao fella? Is he in the movie?