/got/ targ shits edition

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Valerian steel keyblades when?

>"""""""""""""""""eternal""""""""""""""""""" /got/ thread
>thread can't even stay up 24/7 during the actual season

Which other speeches they did ruin?
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>7972x3686

this kills the australian

r/freefolk better be joking when they say 'EPIC BOATSEX'

going to burlington bar tomorrow lads, probably be showing up in the reaction video.

M-mely

>Thread titled Targ Shits
Bobby B would be proud of you son.

reminder that Rhaegar named both his sons Aegon in the show LMAO

>Be hand of the king at age 20
>Do jack shit from 40-60
Has anyone ever been as big a failure as Tywin?

Really? Do something that makes you stand out so we know which retard it is. MAKE THOSE SHITS BOW BEFORE THE KING!

They cut the other Aegon

gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Aegon_Targaryen_(son_of_Rhaegar)

ITT: casting mistakes

>Richest House in all the seven kingdoms
>BTFO second one so hard they AND their friends went extinct
>Got the king by the balls economically
>Shits on dwarf son because he can
I think you mean has anyone been as big of a success as Tywin son.

suggestions?

Tyrion.

He's supposed to be ugly and hard to look at. He'd be a much more complicated character if he was ugly as fuck like he's supposed to be, people wouldn't like him as much either.

>Joffrey is legally related to the Targaryens

youtube.com/watch?v=5LZ0tmZnUOA

Jesus she is morbidly obese

She should have been Cersei

Wow she really put on weight

How the fuck are the armies so big in the show? Didn't Robb have 20.000 men in season 2, and the north is desolate shithole they have never even shown an urban area yet they managed to levy 20.000? Does the fat fuck even realise that medieval armies rarely exceeded a few thousand, and thats what big countries could muster. Ah yes, the north with winterfell, a few castles and three villages has an equally large army as Charles VIII in his invasion of Italy, which was described as enormous.

Call EURON /ourguy/ on a sign and show it for like, a second or something.

the problem is more that D&D cut all the villainous stuff he does and turned him into Saint Tyrion

I'm not sure, but I believe the North is geographically large

hahahahaha no

Cersei is suppose to be beautiful, you know?

Jon gets Dany pregnant and Dany dies giving birth just like Lyanna.

She isn't in the show

Yeah, the North is suppose to be nearly as big as the rest of the seven kingdoms combined.

So Lena Headey has millions of dollars but she refuses to fix her crooked teeth WHY?

what villainous stuff does he do?

Who the fuck else would play him though? I get what you're saying but it sounds like the best solution would be extra make-up and shit to make him look worse. Dinklage does a great Tyrion, his role has been minimised a lot though.

your fix wouldn't fix anything

kills book Ed Sheeran for singing a song

Beautiful, but just beginning to fade, like she was better 10-15 years ago, but you'd still take her if you had the chance.

But you're obviously memeing if you're implying Lena Headey is hotter than Kirsten

He really needs to be a main character still

He said villainous XD

desu

Chubby Sansa = best Sansa. I bet dem titties got fatter too.

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The other dwarf actors, Weeman and mini me

>tfw walder frey
>house is nearly as powerful and important as great houses, but everyone looks down on you for arbitrary reasons
>just want to be bros with hoster tully, he won't even come to your weddings
>kids depend on you to find them matches but nobody will marry them
>robb stark won't even meet with you, sends his mom to tell you that you have to let his big army tromp through your castle and send your men to die in his war
>at least he'll marry your daughter
>get super excited for wedding, be a nice guy and give him your most prized daughter even though you don't have to
>finally starks and tully's will be your friends
>robb stark marries the first slut he meets instead, says he'll give you his dumb fuck uncle though
>the girl's house is ancient, but insignificant - he is outright spitting in your face
>at the wedding he turns into a wolfman and tries to kill you so you defend yourself
>noone believes you
>even your new allies think you're a worthless traitor, only friend is roose bolton because you literally paid him to marry your fat fuck daughter

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOOK A CAAAB TO FIX YOUR CROOKED YELLOW TEETH

They put a little suit on him hahahaha

>>house is nearly as powerful and important as great houses

No, it's not. All the Frey's have is literally a bridge. Something that can be made obsolete by other bridges or fucking boats.

beats Shae for making fun of him

has a singer killed and cut up into a stew for making a song about him

threatens to rape Tommen to Cersei

strangles Shae in cold blood when he walks in on her in Tywins bed, none of this showbullshit where Shae grabs a knife and absolves Tyrion of any wrongdoing as he's just killing her in self defense

tells Jaime he killed Joffrey and that Cersei has been fucking all sorts of people behind his back, and threatens to kill Jaime if he ever sees him again

What house would Big Poppa Pump be in?

just be sure to cheer when Cersei/Euron BTFO sand sneks/Yara or other "omg so evil" parts

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Killed a singer who found out about him and his whore, then feeds the singer to peasants.
Also when he kills Shae in the books it's i cold blood, no self defense bullshit

He succeeded though. The kingdom was rich and peaceful with him.

They have a fairly large port city which is close to the free cities, and also the North while fairly desolate is fucking huge. Like the size of Canada huge.
Also most of the Houses of the Riverlands contributed to Robb's army along with his northern bannermen.

>>just want to be bros with hoster tully
>never come to his aid when called in wartime

Reminder the actors for Robert and Tywin don't look like their book counterparts, but played the role better anyway

JAIME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE CAPTIVITY SCREAMING IN PAIN

YOUR SISTER WILL BE ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME

House Steiner "The numbers don't lie"

youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q&t=155s

groped sansa's tits

Shae literally cucked him to his own dad, and fingered him in court

In 36 hours, she will have left us, /got/. It's been a long, fun ride. I will miss her.

Forever first in the general, forever first in my heart.

they also changed the tysha story, removing the bit where he raped her too.

So did Viserys and Varys

>strangles Shae in cold blood when he walks in on her in Tywins bed, none of this showbullshit where Shae grabs a knife and absolves Tyrion of any wrongdoing as he's just killing her in self defense

i fucking hate D$D

anyone got the video where GRRM meets Shae's actress and his autism connects with her, and he's clearly planning the whole time to go home and jack it to her when he's done

>He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

It's nowhere near the size of France and it's an arctic wasteland

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kek thought of it as well, post the rest of it if you have it

Season 1
>A giant continent wide war is started all because someone dared to question a king's legitimacy.


Now
>oh you can be queen now because you blew up a church
>oh you can be queen now because you stabbed some old guy from a house that has ruled us for ages
>we have never respected bastards ever but you're king now

How do you know she's not coming back?
She's not important enough to be in the leaks, and might just not be back until season 8?
If anything she'll be back with an army of bogfriends to help Jon.

??? Westeros is the size of south America, brasil alone is twice as big as france

With Robert it's mainly just the height (and age I guess, but he was meant to have let himself go). With Tywin it was pretty much just the facial hair.
Were Viserys and Varys really that different looks-wise?
But yeah, they were all fantastic regardless.

>hahaha COCK
I understand Tyrion is le witty manlet but really, it feels like he did a cock joke every time he was on screen

Scotland/ Northern England is arctic...?
Maybe to a shitskin like you.

WHERE IS HE?

>A giant continent wide war is started all because someone dared to question a king's legitimacy.

Untrue, it was John Arryn and Littlefinger colluding in the name of CHAOSH

On the roof
youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

No one knows how big the North is because GRRM is retarded with distances and has admitted irl to take distances in the book with a grain of salt.

What we do know is the North has lots of small villages spread throughout its countryside, and many houses under the starks who hold castles overlooking moderate sized towns.

The idea that the North at peak strength with all their families remaining loyal to the Stark and sending all their forces could scrounge together 10-20 000 is not implausible.

the guy playing Rhaegar in episode 7, will have long silver hair

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“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

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“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

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Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

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In the show, who the fuck is in control of the Stormlands?

Not him, but it does snow in the North in Summer. That's pretty cold

Brazil is several times the size of France. I'd say the North is more like twice as big as France.
Well Robert is supposed to be just a shadow of his former self. I think he did a great job of relaying his character and personality.

Cersei, with some random minor Baratheon as a proxy

Who cares anyway, nothing happens there

>vietcran army
Like D&D would ever do something that awesome. Didn't even have then destroying ironbabbies at Moat Cailin.

practicing how to knock a dragon out of the sky

In the mountainous areas or the entire kingdom?

I like Euron.

Reminder if any of us made this series it'd be worse than what D&D have put together

Looks more like a Young Griff to me

at least he's a cutie
baratheons are all dead on the show, no branch house
>nothing happens there
lel

>vietcran

>No one knows how big the North is because GRRM is retarded with distances
No, its because he never made a fucking map doodle about the world he was creating. He literally just started writing without even having a mental image of the locations he was describing or the distance they were travelling. He is a literal hack whose writing is only respected because he has autism.

we're neither professional scriptwriters, directors or producers

Comparing them to us is a false equivalency. That's like the surgeon who botched your surgery saying "yeah, well I bet your lawyer couldn't have done any better"

In that case it would have taken Robb years to march South. Bravo grrm

The north is not like northern England you dumb cunt, its northern scandi/russia

Please don't post my waifu, she's pure!

Same for Roose

Ironborn are literally the niggers if Westeros

>years
Seriously? I mean they had a road and everything. Why years?