Happy Birthday!

Hey, Sup Forums! Let's all wish Bendis a very happy birthday!

Bendis? The comic book writer Bendis?

>Happy Birthday Bendis
I bring you oblivion

The comic book writer? Who?

Bendis. He writes comics.

And today is his birthday? As in the anniversary of the day he was born?

Birthday, as in the day he was born?

The day he was born.

He writes comics?

Happy birthday Bendis! I hope your wife's children do something special for you!

Who, Bendis?

Brian's birthday?
Brian Bendis' birthday?
We're talking about Brian Michael bendis right?

never read anything from him

Daredevil and Ultimate Spider-man are his best works. Maybe Powers too.

Powers too?

Why does it have to be today? He doesn't care about continuity :^)

It has to be today. It's gotta be today.

...

Please choke to death, Bendis!

Bendis' Birthday? Today? Bendis the comic book writer?

Did anyone in Sup Forums took the whole "waaaah we can't post our gaymer gayte memes so we're leaving!" shit seriously at all?

Eat a penis, Benis.

Not me, I was laughing at the shitfest of Sup Forums actually

A penis?

A penis for Benis.

Why would you give Benis the Penis?

A happy birthday?

Benis eats penis.

The penis? Benis eats it?

One year closer to a better Marvel.

Yes, Benis eats penis.

Benis?

BURN

Another one Bendis birthday.
Dear god, when does it stop?
There is too much of them. Better reboot the continuity and change his sex/ethnicity or sexuality.

Next year Brian will reborn as gay trans indian woman with a disability.

Because inclusivity start with the writer too.

King Ross' shoutout was too good for 'im.

I kept getting thirty day bans for nothing

So yeah

Are those halfbreeds actually his kids?

Bendis, huh

Look at that one on the right trying to escape.

Also I wish I got to write comic books and have a family that loves me.

Oh goddammit it's my birthday today as well.

Did not want to share that with Bendis.

Bendis?

great thread goys

Great thread? This thread?

Born? You mean he came out of his mothers birthing canal?

looking back on incredibly wrong internet posts is fun

Yes, that's why double chan exists.

Thanks for Alias

Ailas who's alias?

It's funny how much less I hate Bendis now, not because he's gotten better (he hasn't) but because Marvel has hired so many new shitbag writers that are way worse than him and appear to actively attempt to ruin their whole shared universe.