Rock Port, Missouri edition
/brit/
Juan Rodriguez
Oliver Roberts
*develops schizophrenia*
Ahaha WAHEEYYY!
Wyatt Morris
drinking more gin after being absolutely SHITEfaced ahahaahahhaha
no joke though
Dylan Peterson
>a yank edition
heeeee
he-he hee hee hooo
Brandon Rodriguez
>bold future
>Missouri
doubtful
Logan Morales
xDD ;3
Henry Murphy
why is it that literally every single englishman who has ever existed has eaten jellied eels at precisely 12:00pm on every single rotation of the planet without exception from the beginning of the anglo race?
Jacob Phillips
hey there mister blue
Carson Stewart
Emma
Henry Lewis
nobody eats those
Hunter Clark
Going to make savoury pancakes with stir fry stuff in them, like spring rolls except wrapped up with pancake
Henry Anderson
>«Fifty (of) nuances of Freehood»
strawpoll.me
Easton Torres
Sounds boss
Christian Baker
Shan’t be clicking any links posted by Russians.
Carter Long
dog has developed this uncanny ability to always be in my path when i'm walking around the house and i keep accidentally kicking him
wonder if he thinks i do it deliberately to be a dick
Nicholas Watson
What's the best part of Australia to live in
Dominic Parker
become an absolute alcoholic twat
find now pleasure in booze now
have drank a bottle of gin and quite drunk with the swirling eyes and such
feel nothing
dire
Aiden Gray
ETH
DGE
VEN
NEO
ur well cum
Samuel Taylor
Happy Valentine's Day you crazy bunch of lads!
I love you all so much I got you a dozen red roses. No homo.
Kevin Cox
Adelaide
Luis Smith
in a nice /comfy/ house
Anthony Miller
spring rolls seem like something that should be 10/10 delicious but they're always underwhelming
maybe I've just never had a good one
David Long
YOU THIRSTY TWATS
Jeremiah Martinez
M E M E C I T Y
A
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S
I
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Charles Ortiz
Darwin in the Winter and then transfer to Strahan for the Summer months
Jacob Hernandez
All me.
Dominic Anderson
Sounds like an absolutely hellish existence
Luke Edwards
...
Leo Rivera
Imagine waking up this morning 73 years ago in Dresden. Utter devestation.
Andrew Rogers
is that melbourne?
Jason Moore
lol imagine giving a fuck
James Ward
want to poz straight men's negholes
Ayden Johnson
eggs
Noah Campbell
A 15 year old girl.
Easton Reyes
That was the literal point and it wasn't lost on the fellers that done it
John Scott
where's the anonymous wreath for the bombing of london
Oliver Hall
...
Oliver Wood
Jacob Jones
>The Americans had the chocolates, the ice-cream, the silk stockings and the dollars. They were able to show the girls a good time, and the Australians became very resentful about the fact that they'd lost control of their own city.
Can't believe this gay country used to be that alpha
Oliver Russell
Do the Germans even know how much the bombing of Dresden cost Britain the Germans should be paying us reparations for it
Isaiah Howard
the eternal anglo is filled with hatred for his more successful, germanic brother
Daniel Reed
might do a cheeky go to sleep
Ian Edwards
It starts slow, find yourself rooting for England and actually believing its coming home.
Then I'm judging people for not having proper names like Charles, Henry, James, etc.
Before I know it I'm calling a welsh person a sheep shagger at a bar, and having genuine disdain for irish and irish americans
Then it really starts.
Developed hatred for argies, scots (the worst), and pakis.
Go so far down the rabbit hole I'm watching margaret thatcher docs and getting to the point where I believe the uk should start wars of aggression that my country should fully support.
Then there's today, at a bar watching juventus vs tottenham in an entirely italian neighborhood, feeling a sense of joy that some mouthbreathing englishman has scored and upset my own friends, family and acquaintances.
I told my nephew who is going to ireland tomorrow to "watch out for thieving fenians".
Now i'm sat here confused. A catholic, with no connection to england, but a hatred for the other countries of the british isles. Telling myself shit like the british should retake the suez canal, ireland.
I've never met a scot and I saw a video of some TV show
youtube.com
And my second thought after "why cant he speak english" was that all scots should be killed. I've got st. georges flag coming in the mail that I'm going to hang from my window during the world cup now.
Nevermind the views I have about australia and new zealand
Dylan Scott
>elevators in Ballymun’s blocks continuously broke because whorses were too heavy
>residents kept them in flats until nearby fields were provided
BRAYING
Adrian Davis
Just got back from the Ministry of Love. Didn't have enough NoFap tokens to qualify for Valentine's Day, though. Went ahead a waived GF 2018 while I was there. Somebody needs it way more than I do. It's my societal duty and, quite frankly, an honor to relinquish my stake in the ever-shrinking pool of dateable uterine hosts to those who are improperly configured for going without.
youtu.be
Owen Kelly
It literally defines where you are now, and us to a lesser extent
While the rest of the world was devouring itself in conflict we were distant enough that we actually got a war dividend
Gabriel Wright
State of this creature
Ryan Wright
fascinating
here's one for you
>en.wikipedia.org
Jose Cooper
the good yank
Evan Brooks
Emma Watson’s poo isn’t merely theoretical, Emma Watson is a living being and thus produces poo.
Jose Wright
fiancée hid a load of Lindor eggs in a foil heart in my lunchbox
Cooper Wright
...
Nolan Mitchell
*wakes up and starts counting bodies*
Fuck, bit easier than emus
Juan Barnes
Hope the worms are happy in their new home
Julian Johnson
>fiancée
how old are you
Austin Clark
thought this would be pasta but it seems not to be
Gabriel Foster
25
Brayden White
I feel inferior to Australians but my country is superior
I have no doubt any Australian could come to this country and steal my job, my gf, my life...
Xavier Garcia
>Germans
>successful
Angel Wood
extremely pissed
already 4 AM and I know I won't be sobering up until at least 8 AM
fuck me ay
listening to this on repeat youtube.com
choon
Nolan Peterson
*wriggles slimily*
Jayden Cook
*sticks you up me arse*
ahh much better
Ryder Thompson
What’d you drink?
Hudson Wilson
not yellow enough
Luke Perry
It reads like something autisto would do.
Aaron Foster
here's my tip for you: go back to the fiery pit whence you came
Cooper Cook
gin like a good lad
also because it's higher in ABV than most other liquors
John Morgan
Yank lefties throwing a shitfit because apparently talking about Anglo-American law or Common law is racist white supremacy.
This is the future Corbyn wants.
Oliver Cox
I've got a tip here for you bruce, only the tip mind haha
Levi Hill
*scuttles under the floorboards*
Robert Howard
For you girl
There’s just not enough poo in the world
Asher Hill
...
Jace Fisher
gin is generally 37.5-40%
get yourself some wray n nephew lad
Austin Walker
Haha waheyy you absolute madman
Ryan Sanchez
just bought some drinks for $24 that are 2.4 standards per can, and 10 cans to a pack
drinking culture is fucked lmao
Joseph Ross
haven't tried that but the gin I'm drinking is 47% ABV
It's a meme gin: Beefeater so be it ay
Brody Butler
>gin
Aren’t you afraid of hangovers?
Liam Mitchell
>10 cans is 24AUD
lmaoooooooo nanny state
Ethan Sanders
Anything more than 80 proof and you're giving yourself oesophagaeal chemical burns
Jeremiah Taylor
yeh, but if you're going to be autistic about something..
William Bailey
give me the gf or i'll tip your fucking scooter i swear to GOD
James Walker
as opposed to what, vodka?
bit fucked ay
drank nearly the whole bottle anyway, so hangovers are a necessity
bit of a lush am I
Sebastian Bailey
for 2.4 standards per can brus
Joshua Morgan
What shall I have for brekky...
Jayden Hall
this is exactly how i confabulated it in my nightmares
Austin Cruz
Eggs, toast and sausage.
Matthew Wright
Is pret a manger still a thing?
Noah Edwards
why do yanks take the alcohol % of booze, double it and then say "it's 80 proof cody watch out bro you'll be jaywalking on this stuff!!!", just use the fucking actual percent like a normal person
James Morgan
what kind of drink?
Logan Rogers
Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk fish, jerk pork - is there anything this man cant jerk?
Kevin Cook
we do it because we're retarded
proof never used to be just twice the ABV, seriously
shit's fucked
I have no clue why they changed proof from it's original equation to fucking ABV * 2
fucking hell
Bentley Morris
fat little lambs. the alcohol in it is garbage tier but theyre unreal for getting yourself plastered quickly and easily
Landon Wilson
Glass of whisky.
John Cruz
BARTY CROUCH
Matthew Cox
'nother day
'nother depression
Michael Torres
aha this
bit o scotch can't be bad for a man in the morning, can it???
fucking helps eh
Cameron Howard
>with no connection to england
What did he mean by this? You aren't half Anglo?
Oliver Gray
'nother don't care
Ryder Parker
aha