Probably won't be too long before Hollywood makes a movie over Trump, let's start casting it.
Trump- Tom Hanks or Selleck
Melania- Cate Blanchet or Olivia Wilde
Pence- William Fichtner
Obama- Andy Serkis
Hilary- Glen Close
Alex Jones- Nic Cage
Ivanka- Margot Robbie
Ben Carson- Idris Elba
Putin- Mads or Daniel Craig
Director- Oliver Stone likes doing movies on presidents but I could see Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, or Steven Soderbergh
Let's finish it out
Glenn Close is too young to play Hillary
Betty White would be better but she is too friendly looking
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>Alex Jones- Nic Cage
>Ben Carson- Idris Elba
God damn that's good. I'm adding:
Barron Trump - Finn Wolfhard
It's have to be him or that kid from iron man 3, though he may be too old now
>Andy Serkis
>Putin
Holy shit either of those two would make a great Putin
Now post that one neckbeard holding a cake and you are done here.
The more important question is, who could play Ted Cruz and Jeb?
Also Ben Mendelsohn as John Kasich.
CIlian Murphy as Paul Ryan
Philip Seymour Hoffman would've been a great Steve Bannon - shame
Maybe Nick Nolte as Bannon???
Jared Leto as Milo
I actually think Dennis Quaid would make a good Trump.
De Niro as Podesta
Nathan Lane ?? Ha ha
Nic Cage as Alex Jones
Genius Casting right there!!!!
Mads brother would also make a great Putin.
too bad Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead, he would have been a great Trump
Idris Elba ?????
Nah, Denzel would make a much better Carson and you know it.
This too. His hair would been perfect.
Or Cuba Gooding, since he's already played carson
Oh come on, Gary Busey absolutely has to play Trump. All he needs to do is put on some weight.
Also, John Goodman as Alex Jones. Makes a shitload more sense than Cage, at least.
Director would be Scorsese in a style similar to Wolf of Wallstreet. Maybe someone else who has experience making movies about organized crime.
They wouldn't let anyone center or right direct it. It would be directed by some militant leftist and serve only to rewrite recent events. My guess is it'll come out in 2019 as a way to further shame people for voting Trump and attempt to steer them left.
Do you think they'll adapt this scene?
Even better. What film did he play Carson in?
Depends. Is this Pro-Trump or Anti-Trump movie??
Your selection indicates you want an Anti-Trump movie??
Boat Trip, probably.
Also.... Cage would make an excellent Jones... already possesses the same off-hinged wackiness
John Goodman is like 70 years old now.. looks and behaves nothing like Alex Jones!! Why, because he played that one character in Big Lebowski like 20 years ago??? Lazy casting bruh.
>not wanting David Lynch to direct it
THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY GOD DAMN IT! 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!
best Trump
Any movies about retarded orange cheetos
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I like Cage and all but he is too thin to play Alex Jones. I just cannot see him bulking up enough for this role.
We could just CGI him like Andy Serkis to make him look fat.
A tv movie about Carson called Gifted hands
Paul Ryan
>so mad he didn't even read what the thread was about
We could CGI you to make you look thin. OOH, BURN!
Goodman could play Michael Moore, though it wouldn't really be that significant of a part
Holy shit, it's actually perfect.
>Trump says something stupid.
>Adam Scott glances at the camera and frowns.
Barron is glaring lazers at the judge.
Mitch McConnell
I don't get serkis for Obama?
Andy Serkis can play literally any role thanks to the power of CGI.
>thread mentions trump
>cucks face when
Why does obama need to be cgi? Serkis only plays that Gollum and monkeys
Fat Mark Hammil as Bannon
I'm thinking it'd be a dark satire, yes.
>implying this is your safe space
It's a racist joke calling Obama a monkey, which is what racists refer to black people as. Do I really need to spell it out for you?
Mark Hamill would never agree to this, he hates literally every person in the Trump administration.
>Obama- Andy Serkis
That's actually pretty racist for you to outright assume that
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I created the thread, you fucking idiot.
>Alex Jones- Nic Cage
No you didn't
>Probably won't be too long before Hollywood makes a movie over Trump,
no point in making a movie until after the impeachment and arrest
>implying Trump won't play himself
Yes I did, you fucking idiot.
cute
philip seymour hoffman would have made a great jeb