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not valentines edition

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no subnautica in 2 days
experiencing withdrawal

>tfw chubby dick that shows as big bulge in pants.

hand holidng in IR porn

length/girth?

fat %?

homomen

I'm not homo, I only like girls(male)

>tfw no xcom for 5 days

im not homo its just makes me really self conscious. might do with that at gym class in elementary school they used to laugh at me for that.

is sushi healthy food?

WoW subscription ends in 37 hours
mage lvl 65
kotti does not want to boost me

this is the end ;_;

>want to go out and buy food
>cant leave apartment because I hear neighbour washing stairs outside
I wish I was not autistic

>looted atleast 30 bottles of various spirits

>evens
whisky
>odds
rum
>dubs
the bottle with the argie flag on it
>trips
cranberry spirit
>zero
stay abstinent for a month

did you know women didn't give a fuck about diamonds until one company started making advertisement implying that the bigger the diamond the more the guy loves you?

Christmas is also completly twisted by american companies

and so is Valentine's Day
>goy do you love your wife? Buy her a fucking diamond

there is a reason why jewelry has ''jew'' in it

Yes we know about diamonds and especially the (((family))) that owns the mines.

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buy the girl you like 2 big chocolate boxes, she will like you more goy

nah its the roses.

why bitches like flowers? Was it also a ruse made by some fucking gardeners or something? I see nothing romantic about a bunch of plants

>he doesn't have a sense for beauty

>he has a sense of beauty
LMAO what a faggot, bought some flowers for your boyfriend today?

I do the same except when my neighbour goes to hall to smoke, I don't want the awkwardness of him looking at me locking my flat

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=yK_9GN5r-Jg
buy mossainite

diamonds for marriage? Is it american things? because here its mostly just plain gold rings

yeah same here altho I tend to think people try to spend more on it to show off or just act american/western

>being a senseless retard

shaking my head senpaitachi

The enjoyement I got from when JEWelers were angry they get fake diamonds mixed in with real ones was awesome.

nice

flower is a metaphor for vagina
by giving her flower she is obliged to give her in return

i did it lads, passed the exam, got a C even
i should go on a date before every exam it seems

noice lad, congratuluju
it seems like you should go on a date regardless of exams lol

did you fugg

for now i just wanna rest before the new semester starts and i have to work on bachelor's project since monday
rude, and no

Congrats to the hockey win, Slovakbros!

thanks mate, when are you playing?

I don't know, I just randomly noticed in the news that your guys are playing (and winning) against Russians.

God bless.

you're playing tomorrow against south korea, good luck

Cheers bro!

go fugg next time

>russians get banned for doping
>allowed to play anyway
???
Good job Slovakbros though

it isn't Russia, it's OAR, they are completely different things

>3:2 against russia
This feels like 1941 all over again

Didn't expect that at all, good job boys.

the kingdom has come and so have I
time to be disappointed in my lapdog

Specs of craptop?

What the fuck is OAR anyway?

i5-6300HQ
GTX 960M 2GB
8GB DDR4

I expect 10 fps on lowest

It's a thing you use to propel a boat when you don't have a sail or an engine.

That's actually pretty good for a laptop, but not for new big games.

Some got banned, the rest have to play under that retarded name and no hymn. The whole thing's pretty dumb anyway, because they apparently didn't even confirm the list of doped russians and just banned according to what someone leaked/who confessed. And either way I don't think Russia really deserves this much, I mean I doubt that no other people from other countries dope themselves. It's just fucking over a lot of most likely innocent ruskis.

Amerisharts fucked up too.

Seems like it will be Slovenia vs Slovakia.
Atleast they can't fuck up anthem this time.

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>most likely innocent
I admire your naïve optimism. Honestly.

Kek I hope they fuck it up its gonna be funny

>make new driver's licence
>loose my ID on the way home

>ï
What's a turk doining in Pepik Republic

the czech face

Explosive diarrhea and vomiting today, how is your day lads?

no its overpriced and shit

this unironically the ork is nothing but a tool for the jew

poo

>that image

>das slav german mutt face

Fuck Valentine's day :D

Just came back from work and this is the first thing I see

Today is a good day

nice, buddy

what graphic mode do you use, btw I have tried to make this achievment but I lost due to time

Flat Political Map [1.24]

dead thread

Just started up the game, talked and exited the house. Doesn't really dip below 30 fps on lowest settings, quite good.

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checking

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thanks

>shovelface
thats waifu of Kadinski I recognize her.

marsz maaarsz polooooniaaaaa

true tb h

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nasz dzielnyyyyy naroooooodzie

Just be confident bro....

You have to hit the gym bro...

You need to fix the way you dress bro...

Get a haircut bro...

Cmon bro... You need to leave the house bro.... You need talk to chicks so you can get falsely accused of harassment bro...

Take a shower bro...

clean your face bro...

Cut your nails bro...

Lick a herpes infested clit bro... It's pleases hoes bro...

Cmon bro...

No bro... You need see a psych bro...

OMG bro... You need help bro...

>pic
toppity kekkity, I want to see their faces when their bio clock starts ringing and they still can't find a partner because they're unable to accept reality and stop being lazy.

I want to see their faces when they encounter some stairs.

>roastie mass suicide will happen in our liftime

sadly they will find some numale whalelover

Radši sám než mít tlustu robu.

"Women can be robots too"

"Of course I have anxiety, I was pretty nervous that time when I thought Chad would come to me but he didn't"

"Just because I had a threesome, doesn't mean I'm not shy"

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There's a difference between normie pretending and actual robots. You wouldn't want to have anything to do with a real female robot.

what you dont like my shitposting? typical thotwhorekruavvv
>:((((((((((((((((((((((

nothing wrong with thicc like ottoni tho

thicc = numale codeword for fat

>amerikans trowing out food
>still fat

on one here even has any friends

Goal to fixing your life is actually quiting sugar.
It secretely causes autism,cancer, and food containing it typicaly has no nutritional value apart from the "sacharides" ,your body just gets rid of the rest.

>eating sugar
I thought you grow out of this by the time you hit 20

is the pepik game any good?

goal of fixing your life is quitting fasting and instead doing excercise to lose way. fasting causes gayness and autism

>is the pepik game any good?
This I would like to know too, seems it will be smarter to wait for the patch in around 2 weeks

alri

who to play as

wrong
thicc=good fat distribution(ass,tits) + muscle

Ah nice to see you trami, what you posted is a landwhale though