Can we take a moment and critically examine this particular country?

Can we take a moment and critically examine this particular country?

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>circledugal

what about Poortugal?

They're very interesting.

They are currently owning eurovision and eUefa euro throphy
Its beyond me why/int/ makes fun of them
They own europe rn

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This. First we took your pride, now we will take your womyn

They're alright.
Cool language and don't cause much trouble.

We will own Luxembourg in 10 years, after our ethnic replacement strategy is complete.

How come can your president own two (2) phones?

Hello.

Ask your questions.

It was a trade from England in exchange for Algarve

They even have S-N-O-W

Comfy because if you own Spain you can leave only one tank in Portugal and move all the other tanks against France.

>HIVtugal

How come Portugal is so white despite being located so close to Africa?

very good at implementing strong tie with their (former) colonies.
not so white but still great anyway.

>tfw it hasn't snowed since forever in my town

Feelsbadman. Only rain.

UK's bitch throughout History.

We're pretty white given our geographical location. However, for Northern/Central Europeans only about 80% of us would pass your white test.

africa is white

BIG

Very nice, its like Finland of south-europe, Fighted to stay in map and indebended under a bigger cunt

what percentage of portuguese man are christiano ronaldo-looking guy? I mean, not literally, but as in the skin and eye color. Obviously it's not white as central euro.

Le father

Depends where they live. In the north it is cooler, less sunny, and there are plenty of blondes and blue-eyed people there, because there were more germanic migrants there sometime between the collapse of the Roman Empire and the Moorish conquests.

The further inland and south you go, naturally, you start seeing more swarthy people.

Because there is no connection between nafris and Iberia strait of gibraltar is uncrossable.

Ancient iberian mummies were 100% sw Euro 0% nafri, get on a sail boat or paddle boat and try to cross the ocean, the strait exusted for millions of years

Unsure. Ronald is from Madeira and had a mixed grandfather or something.

But not much. João Moutinho is the most looking Portuguese man I can tell you. On the North they are whiter, South they are darker. Simple, really.

That's not snow. That is ashes from the last forest fire.

Portugal is really iteresting. Probably the most underrated european country.
I really enjoy studying their history.
For instance, did you know that Portugal fought a 13 year long colonial war between 1961 and 1974?

dont talk about snow to finn

I'm from Catalonia and I love Portugal!! I always get very sad during summer when there's a big fire there.

No memes pls. Why are they slav tier poor?

We had commies post revolution in 74 and there is no right in Portugal. I'm sure you can comprehend where that leads.

I did. Stupid war

Stop lads. My father was a white Rhodesian and my mother was a white Mozambican. I'm the son of "retornados".

When did Portugal live it's golden age?
Also were you untouched by the two world wars?

How was their life when they returned to Portugal?

They took part in the first one and only got one port out of it. The second time around they didn't even bother as far as I know.

Every age is a golden age in Portugal :D

They should be a part of Spain

You should be part of Russia.

I would say from the end of the 1400's to the 1600's. Then the Dutch wars, British privateers and Spaniards almost finished us. Lisbon earthquake in 1775 killed us off. Instead of relocating the capital and damage control they decided rebuilding everything, destroying our economy. Salazar kinda almost had a golden age but he didn't have time to see it's efforts come into fruition, one lifetime is not enough.


Germany declared war on us in WW1 meaning we sided with the allies. We lost little manpower but based Anibal Milhais proved were weren't joking.

WW2 we were untouched yes, while favouring the Axis ideologically.

Tough. They left behind tons of land and wealth. My parents did all right, others not so much. Also "retornado" used to be kinda of an insult.

haha oops

That is honestly the most based ancestry I've ever heard.
youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

No, Russia should be a part of us

like this?

lmao you did nothing extraordinary. Spain had all our ships in the fucking armada and you still got fucked by a Portugal working at 15% capacity in the Americas and Africa.

Why are they so insanely fucking poor? Serious question. I know Spain cucks them out of some trade but they're still the western-most western european. They should be rolling in it.

But do they have tigers

it seems my superiority has led to some controversy

Yes like that but also like pic related

The suursuomalainen part is what I mean

>WW2 we were untouched yes, while favouring the Axis ideologically.
Only in regards to authoritarianism and corporatism (like in Italy). The ideologies of Catholicism and Lusotropicalism gave the regime a different flair. The people were portrayed as humble and mild-mannered rather than vigorous and warlike.

There was trade with both sides but the only military support, if it can be called that, was leasing Azores to the Allies' aircraft. Churchill said Portugal was more help in WWII as a neutral power than in WWI as an allied power.

Yeah well RIP.

>Spanish colony for hundreds of years
>Assfucked by France
>Assfucked by Britain
>Lost half its territory
>Assfucked by Germany
>Superior

If it were a British flag or a French flag or even Italian posting this I might reconsider. But Dutch? LMAO.

>Lusotropicalism

Meme invented by Brazilians.

And adopted by the Salazarist regime.

they say denial is the first stage of grief, one day you will accept our superiority

>Lusotropicalism
stop spreading this meme, lusotropicalism was made up by a brazilian sociologist and basically only adopted as propaganda to pass off the colonies as integral parts of the country

>Salazar had strongly resisted Freyre's ideas throughout the 1930s, partly because Freyre claimed the Portuguese were more prone than other European nations to miscegenation, and adopted Lusotropicalism only after sponsoring Freyre on a visit to Portugal and some of its overseas territories in 1951-2.

No he didn't like it. He only did it when the de- colonisation started, hoping he could keep the colonies.

Where are you from user?

Talking about your flag?

>Lusotropicalism
hmm...

>the Portuguese were more prone than other European nations to miscegenation
DISGUSTING

Reconquista of former colonies when?

>He talks about denial, mister 77%

It was a meme, hoping he could pass the colonies as Portugal.

Nobody believes that besides Brazillians and moor looking Portuguese trying to pass off as natives by all rights.

But he officially endorsed it.

I'm not arguing that he liked or believed it, but it was part of the propaganda plan.

>Where are you from user?
Viseu, like Salazar.

We should have expelled the Portuguese from the Iberian Peninsula / Hispania as we did with the Jews and the Moors.

Bunch of niggers

Well whoops sorry. I don't listen to arguments from people outside of natives from Northern Portugal. You're too centralised to Lisbon and offer no fight.

So superior...

Based

Kek'd.
Dutch BTFO

It seems the Portuguese are reluctant to acknowledge their inferiority

Portugal was the first nation to be created. It should be a superpower by now if it were not by their HOMOSSEX king Sebastião I.

I wish :3

Rise an army and retake what is for blood right, yours.

Colonies is a communist anti european meme as well, most "colonies" functioned indistinguishably from any provinces, colonies means settlements not territory of exploitation and extraction with no regard for the territory.

Iberians never considered new world as colonies but as integral parts of the nation to live in and have equal rights, those who were peninsulars had no privliges compared to people who were of the American territories, the central state provided more than enough to the American territories.

The new world and spain had freedom of movement and a closed economy.

Woah, a monkey using Internet.

Do I smell burning clogs?

>UK's bitch
you mean our greatest and most steadfast ally?

Fun fact, he is actually a monkey from Recife.

Can I also join the alliance? :$

Indeed we are , but in reality how can I even compete with dutch bois , they are so superior....

Anglos are mean to our Southerners because they are swarthy.

Why is posting wikipedia screenshots of cherry-picked battles such a popular hobby in the third-world?

Thanks for letting me know, welfare sucking guna.

Lmao how can you the number advantage by so much and lose.

>The new world and spain had freedom of movement and a closed economy.

This is not true. Obviously the Indians could not emigrate to Spain freely and the Spaniards who emigrated to America were very few because Spain needed people here, our government never wanted a massive immigration like the British did with a bunch of peasants to North America.

They should try to be less swarthy then.

>Not stealing off Lisbon after it stole so much from you

Pathetic desu

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Your government send thousands of Basque people to what is now Argentina...
Is quite funny if you think about.
>be proud Basque
>refuse to use spanish
>be send to new world in order to ethnic cleansing north Spain
>decide to speak Spanish because there was coming to much Italians and you did not wanted to learn Italian

It's still cruel, it's not their fault. Did you know Aussie battalions refused to fight alongside some Portuguese divisions in WW1 because they were swarthy?

Yes it did, new worlders were equals in all aspects and were free to settle in Spain if they wanted not that there was a reason to.

Indians were free to immigrate tp spain and many did to study in universities.

Theres more tgan 400 million with spanish ancestry and tge entire continent was settled with Spanish taught from chile, bolivia, california and florida.

Typical guna arguments. If they were painted black and exported to the USA, nobody would notice.

It's not a animal's fault that it's a animal and it's not a moor's fault he's a moor, it doesn't change the fact that they are not our equals.

>Theres more tgan 400 million with spanish ancestry
and you believe in south american stats.

aren't british men forced to take of their pants en masse in every british city, by the will of african migrants?