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Edition: another Wednesday afternoon with the lads

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*stirs the runts up with a bargepole*

that mystery of the girl from chicago in the hotel freezer is wild

Cold out lads

i'll have you know i'm a ladlet

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In the 90's the X1 route between Blyth and Newcastle was keenly fought between Northumbria Buses (now Arriva Northumbria) and a smaller company called Target. Target's route was completely identical to Northumbria's, they just called it TX1. Their times were the same as well, so both buses left at the same time and basically raced each other. Whichever bus you spent your fare on was basically the horse you were backing in the race. It was always fun seeing drivers going to great lengths to get in front of each other and getting to bus stops first. Anyway, these drivers did not wave at their rivals going in the opposite direction. This was a war and there were no friends in war.

In the 90's the X1 route between Blyth and Newcastle was keenly fought between Northumbria Buses (now Arriva Northumbria) and a smaller company called Target. Target's route was completely identical to Northumbria's, they just called it TX1. Their times were the same as well, so both buses left at the same time and basically raced each other. Whichever bus you spent your fare on was basically the horse you were backing in the race. It was always fun seeing drivers going to great lengths to get in front of each other and getting to bus stops first. Anyway, these drivers did not wave at their rivals going in the opposite direction. This was a war and there were no friends in war.

genuinely find no interest in anything other than browsing this website all day

Why don't you have a partner who puts a smile on your face with no effort, while you do the same for them /brit/

>it’s magical desu
*retches*

This Valentine’s Day shite is hurting my physically from the pain of not having a gf

struggling with the nofap, but God is with me so there's that

tipping it down outside

have avoidant personality disorder

oh my god why do you all care so much about valentines is it a gimmick

I'm not good enough

First Valentine's Day in 5 years which I'll be single and alone. Feels good, ngl 2bqh.

love stirring the pot and riling the runts

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just seen a wallaby off junction 17 of the A1M

I've had a few that I put frowns on

I do

breeders should be kept in cages

mate of mine is going through a really bad breakup
feel bad for him

hate valetines because all the sadcases come out of the woodworks to cry about shite thats their fault that no one cares about

Happens on plenty of bus routes around the country desu

any claribels man in

Don't like socializing

get him in the k-hole fixed me after my breakup

i am inadequate

avoided a three day ban, cunts they are banning me

you go girl!

*sounds the janny alarm*

ugly
neet
short
awful personality
stupid
etc

>good looking
>good at talking to girls
>socially comfortable
>popular everywhere I've been
>had loads of short-term gfs
>people try to see me outside of work but I can't be arsed
>no friends but not really fussed
>reclusive by choice

Any fundamentally flawed man in?

the valentines date

dumped her cause she was jamaican

this but im gay

*offers to tip the janny a years wages if he bans the runt*

Just observed what I believe to be australiopithicus on the outskirts of skegness

anime

cope

*cuddles my asian bf whilst laughing at /r/asianmasculinity posts*

>neet
>awful personality
>stupid
me aha

damn guys it actually is happing at the NSA headquarters

me except average looking and invisible to everyone
dont really care though

>no friends

You’re overestimating yourself, every half bareable person in the country has friends

Mine's American but didn't make me dump her

so? Unless NSA means naughty schoolgirl asylum, who cares?

probably uglier than you think as well to be honest

what if I want to hand write all my uni essays rather than type them?

it might ;)

friends have started calling me "yellow fever" coz of how many asian boys i date

grrr

Honestly, the girlfriend thing doesn't matter but even if you think you are reclusive by choice spending time with other people will make you feel better 100%

Really glad I spent all that time in school learning how to write in cursive

not even joking, don't have anyone I could reasonably call a friend outside of work

don't like socialising, simple as

they might give you a bit of a fright, but eat Eels day and night

you might be right but ive had plenty of chances and completely fucked it every time

>teehee im bent btw :v

thighs on him
would chew em to the bone ngl

so many people on this site talk about suicide but very few have the guts to do it

Not really mate Ive got loads of pals but I love bein alone

Do you not want to be trapped?

why can't benders post/think about anything except being gay?

can't remember what the dosage is supposed to be on these pillz lol... hmmm

breederpol losing its mind, letting gaylads live in their minds rent free

might just get into the casual sex game

how do I start?

(It is true, wise lady, that your (hair)growth surpasses that of most Fróði’s-meal-haired
women. The prop of the hawk-field (woman) has hair falling on her shoulders which is
yellow like silk; I redden the claws of the greedy eagle.)
In the myth, the quern will subsequently only grind salt for the sea and, in one version, it
does so from the bottom of the Pentland Firth. In alluding to this local myth, Rögnvaldr
manages not only to say that Ermengarde’s hair is like gold, but to compare her to northern
women he has known.

reckon mummy would fall off the deep end and blame herself
don't want that :(

crazy how fucked up the world would be if germany had created the nuclear bomb before we did

u dont choose the game the game chooses u lad

bugger

Perfection.

Caught the scent of some wild runts off of the shrewsbury ring road. Must be coming on rutting season.

have you considered that maybe when we do talk about non-gay stuff (i.e. 99% of the time) you dont realise that theres a gay fella behind the post?

dumb cunt

theres that deliberate banging on the ceiling again

london would have been the first to get nuked

Despise people who talk about being sad and suicidal all the time, lighten up yeah?

have you considered just talking about non-gay stuff then? like normal people?

good shout but they all taste basically the same

question to neets:
what do you actually do all day apart from visit this website?

this but unironically
makes me feel worse and i dont like that

being gay should be banned

>Not really mate Ive got loads of pals but I love bein alone
>no friends but not really fussed
>reclusive by choice

Either you're not the same user or you're lying

but user i really want your cock

easier said than done depending on the circumstances but yeah good advice

yes just be happy and you won't be depressed lol

i'm the second one, and the one that wrote the original blogpost

in the future babies will come out of vats and there will be no need for women and everyone will be genetically modified to be gay

nothing

walk the dog and get stoned a lot desu

Back when I was a NEET I would also play games, watch the ol 'me and wank constantly.

Really miss it desu.

I have a gf and everything but I make a lot of gayposts on /brit/ for a laugh anyway lol

this but unironically, helps solve overpopulation

sleep

Gets very depressing after a year or two.

unironically this. if you try to think about things in a good light more often and put effort toward keeping a cheery mood you really do feel better.

Alri Aldous, goin down the orgy porgy later?

exhausted lads just had SEX with my date

freezing my tits off and listening to jazz