Here's your popcorn, sir!

>Here's your popcorn, sir!
>Um, sir... what movie did you say you were seeing again?

t-triumph of the will robert, thank you.

None of your business, concession stand employee!

Dunkino

Excuse me, Robert, but I ordered curly fries with extra mustard

>Here's your popcorn, sir...

>One second, just wanna take one bite real quick. Yum! Here you go.

How would you respond?

REMINDER- if you cant afford to tip theater staff a few bucks, you cant afford to go out, it's as simple as that.

Holy fuck

y-you too

I would dump it out all over the counter and floor, then go refund my ticket and go to a different theater.

o-oh t-that's fine haha thanks m'am

Emoji Movie.
Fight me faggot!

>T-t-tip your staff
>This fucking meme
Buddy, I'm 32 years old and have never left a tip a day in my life. I pay for services rendered, not for imaginary, subjective concepts like 'good service'.

Report her and get her sent to the bbc stockades.

don't talk to robert like that. it's not like he's going to spit in your popcorn or anything, but there's no one more deserving of human kindness.

What is this meme

>this image is worth over 500 dollars

>that'll be 485 good boy points + tip

Robert was a big guy. He died in a plane crash unfortunately.

>tfw forced to choose between buying this image or buying three tubs of popcorn
toughie

>tip not included

Boss Nigger


its a cult classic

Nothing im just buying popcorn.

>B-but I ordered the Crabs legs and Aubergine parmagane with a glass of the 2014 Chablis

KIKE
I
K
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Sir, you know there is an alcohol surcharge. It's a flat rate of $39.99, sir.

>starts sweating
Buh buh muh my mommy only gave me fa fa 400 gg gg good boy points this week because i touched my tinky

They called him boss
BOSS NIGGER

Yeah, well this 'kike' has 700k across three banks, so you can just go fuck yourself. :^)

Fred Williamson is pretty awesome. Loved him in From Dusk Till Dawn.

my mommy gave me 500 but i'm nervous about leaving a bad tip

Youre still a sub Human hook nosed kike

Oh no that'll leave you with nothing for the arcade

Whatever you say, duder.

Heil hitler

Let me know if you ever want to take out a loan on some authentic le epic SS memorabilia

stand there motionless.

>it says you're single here, sir

Excuse me?

This reminds me of my time working under the theater showers
>13 years ago, I showed up to my local kinoplex to watch Spider-Man 2
>I had my falcon preened and groomed to perfection
>walked into the theater and got my $122.98 plus tip ready in my hands
>an armed guard stopped me and asked if I was aware of the theater's no singles policy
>I muttered that I thought Tuesdays were singles nights and pleaded with him to let me go
>he smirked and responded that this was accompanied by a compulsory penis inspection
>the blood drained out of my face as I realized that I had been up late last night edging and my uncircumcised dick (as god intended) was covered in smegma
>when the guard looked away to laugh at a passing manlet, I sprinted past him to the showers
>in my brief moment of relief, I lost focus and stepped on one of the many pressure-triggered trapdoors throughout the theater and fell through the mile-long, grease covered tunnel to the sub-shower dungeons
>it is here that I would spend the next 3 years of my life, surviving solely on discarded crab legs and shower runoff
>a hierarchy developed among us living in those decrepit sewers, and as I was a manlet (only 6'1) I was given the harshest labor
>I could constantly hear the sound of anvils and predatory birds, reminding me of what I might never again see as an esteemed kino viewer
>after a couple years, the sound off popping popcorn began to grow louder
>eventually popcorn miners broke through the walls of our dungeon after following a particularly rich vein
>unified with our meager forces, these brave men led what came to be known as the great popcorn revolt of '07
>I was freed from hell and entered the designated kino-viewing zone to finally watch the movie I had given so much to see
>learn that it had been out of theaters for 3 years
>decide to watch Spider-Man 3 instead
>it sucked

When it's real cold out at night, I think about those times and thank god im not in those showers anymore.

>I'm 32 years old and have never left a tip a day in my life.

You are a social outcast and people hate you everywhere you go.

>spend three whole years at the cinema
>still doesn't realise 3 was the best of the trilogy
You have learned nothing

This. I'm not gonna let some roastie who'd never date me have a piece of MY popcorn REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw thinking about a short story where the norm in western society is for servers to spit on your food at some point in serving it to you
>cheap places have someone hock some nasty phlegm into your burger before tossing it to you, expensive places have designated spitters who use different flavoured mouth wash type liquids to enhance the meal with their saliva
>story follows a guy with a spit/saliva fetish
>mfw it winds up just being softcore lit porn again

My apologies, user. Children always putting their Baneposting cutouts around here from time to time, God bless them. Let me peel off this sticker here, there we go, "employee of the month." Haha. Anyways, here's a bucket of popcorn, on the house.

Fuck you, I hope Robert fires you, you ugly shit.

Pretty good

Robert you know the whole point of going to the movie theater is about paying homage to our Jewish overlords, the movie itself doesn't matter.

I dislike popcorn, gimme reese's pieces.

>being this immature

this board is 18+

Why are your hands black, Bill?

HAHAHA AND WE STOLE IT AHAHAHA

>my parents paid for everything I have

lucky son of a gun

I got something else you can take a bite out of real quick...

I apologize sir for that unprofessional conduct. Rest assured we take customer satisfaction very seriously, and she no longer is employed at this kinoplex.

h-he's fast!