ITT: Things only liberals do

ITT: Things only liberals do.

>Holds the coffee cup with two hands.

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What if you got small hands? My friend has small hands and has to hold a cup with both hands but I never in my life called him a flaming homosexual

what if it's winter and you want to get warm

oyoyoy blin

This. But liberals do this shit all the times even when it isn't cold.

I would say man up and take it but I don't live in Russia

Low test liberals detected.

Even a child can wrap their hand around the handle of a mug. There is no excuse

Hey I'm just saying when me and my group of friends are sipping our hot chocolates during the winter, I don't discriminate on the basis on how an individual holds their cup

That's because you're all fags.

pooping so hard pee starts to leak.

Nah just my friend cause he needs two hands to cup his cup

Liberals are always cold because they are low energy shells of people.

>put bacon on everything

Oh shit

We need a fucking war

>drinking coffee
>right-wing
if you exercised and were healthy then you wouldn't need that addictive sour substance.

get /fit/

Wow, we should send these folks to a reeducational camp so they can learn how to function in a civilized society

It doesnt make it any less gay.

EXHIBIT A: STRONG CONSERVATIVE MAN VS PRISSY LOW TEST LIBERAL

males piss seated

Hand down the crotch only way instead of this gay two hand cup holding.

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Not drinking tea the traditional way

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But how would you hold your cigarette if you use both hands on the cup?

>thanks for outing the shillary

based Rus bros.

Find music videos of subpar musicians from the 80's that haven't been relevant to really anyone since their recent death and comment shit like "I thought I wouldn't cry, but I guess I was wrong". or "The world lost a good one. I miss you____." or "This generation will never know anything like this."

Basically signalling in general. Fuck liberal signalling.

>make sensationalist video of themselves holding signs with words on them instead of just saying the words themselves
>tell people they're "offended" by something

There was a fantastic picture with people holding their Smartphones horizontally when filming Trump, and vertically when filming Obama

It really made me think...

I buy a fucking heater and have a nice house with good insulation.

Only allowed form of coffe.
Fuck degenerate skim milk grand latte bulshit.

Sugar in coffee

Ordering anything other than plain coffee, espresso or cappuccino.

This is so fucking delicious.

This. If you want a hot milkshake, then order a hot milkshake.

If you don't hold out your pinkey you're a degenerate.

One hand in pocket, one hand on mug. Fucking easy.

I can't stand Nu-Males

A cancer upon this earth

EXHIBIT B: STRONG CONSERVATIVE MAN VS EFFEMINATE LIBERAL PANSY

Liberals do actually do this.
Liberals have cold hands for some reason. I shit you not.
I've touched a lot of hands and the liberals always have ice cold hands. They always go ''wow, user, why are you hands so warm?''
It's so weird.

This is why liberal women always want to hold hands. This is why liberals always hold a coffee cup with both hands.
What is up with this?

Win

I need this picture

Holy fuck this is true...

Why is this?

Not working out

Remember what Hitler learned.

youtube.com/watch?v=BwoTpBhhQkw

even if you have air conditioning or heating and a good house you can still be cold. sometimes I have to go sit outside for 10 minutes (sc) when its 90f to stop freezing even though i have the ac on 72/73

>my friend
(•́⍛•̀)

really made me think

wtf i am liberal now

Health issues, maybe.
Maybe the body and brains are so fucked up that it's no longer bothering to heat up your limbs. It's what happens when you're cold, your body shuts down the heating in your limbs to not waste too much energy.

Kek, do you have that image of her nasty looking ass. But you don't see the ass, only the mexican boy who describes the ass to you in his facial expression.

>he doesnt put his hot chocolate in a coffee cup

fucking end yourself degenerate

It's not sour you cuck

But thats cute senpai.

A cappuccino is alright for breakfast. As a semi-Italian you should know.

white guilt

TIL of Aland.

They or their child will have a "gluten allergy".

Also,
"Let's have some consideration for the..."

"I LOVE how multicultural X is!", or "I LOVE the diversity here!"

Infuriating. Literally the fucking worst.

>relying on caffein to give you energy

People who are addicted to coffee are as pathetic as people addicted to weed.

>Only eats toast for breakfast
>Gluten free products
>Subscribed to BuzzFeed
>Gets news from Kikebook and tells people reading articles is boring
>"I can't even"
>"like" x250 times in a sentence
>Tells people who go to the gym that they are good enough despite shitting on people who go to the gym
>Posts a photo of themselves on Instagram at least once every 3 hours

The list goes on

Only acceptable if you're having your first cup of the day after a night sleeping in a tent desu.

>Tfw strong and tall right wing chap but I have a soft spot for nu-male music.

I can listen Sufjan Stevens on repeat over and over.

sue bakeries

04:48:05 confirmed for liberals and their made up gluten "intolerance".

>cup

Get the fuck out of my country, you disgusting foreigner.

>More left leaning
>More likely to be vegan/vegi
>More likely to suffer from various vitamin deficiencies
There you go.

>coffee
>sour
Are you special?

>ITT: people who hold coffee mugs with two hands should be gassed

Only got this shoop but the message remains the same.

>Has allergies

Their bloodlines are weak

Kek I don't actually

It's not true. It's anecdotal evidence. This thread is a pointless circlejerk.

Thats exactly what I'm doing by ordering my large mocha.

Coffee is bitter, not sour. Which shows you've probably never even tried it. You have the girlyman elitism of an ivory tower liberal, as if ordinary working men don't drink coffee in the morning

Because they are not from Europe :^)

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>'Skimmy' milk
>Cigarettes are gross!
>Watches or discusses olympics
>is Canadian
>Plays League of Legends or Pokemon

>Olympics

Ass mad?

>Check flag

same, as well as death cab, the smiths, bibio, etc.

been listening to trip hop, which the trip hop scene in LA/OC in southern california is degenrate as hell. idk what I'm doing anymore...

#Pankakes4Hillary

This one?

Olympics fucking suck
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>sipping our hot chocolates
>our hot chocolates
>hot
>chocolates
I can smell your vagina from here.

EXHIBIT C: STRONG CONSERVATIVE MAN VS SISSY LIBERAL SOFTY

the smiths is bretty gud stuff though

Needing someone on youtube to feed your opinion is a pretty liberal thing to do

>wears beanies indoors
>wears sunglasses indoors
>wears skinny jeans

>he doesn't drink black coffee, and only black coffee
And you're a Eurocuck, big surprise.

>be me
>cold hands and feet my whole life
>conservative
>be my bf
>warm hands and feet
>liberal
Explain this to me.

>Hot Chocolate

>awoke this morning
>looked in the mirror
>not Anthony Burch

Each day is truly a blessing.

I am not going to write an essay explaining why Olympics suck every time some idiot tries to defend them or say that people dislike it only because ''their country'' doesn't pull medals.

>the smiths is bretty gud stuff though
what the flying fuck are you doing on pol?

you stick both your hands into your arse

Imagine if Farage held his pint with two hands.

>Gay conservatives

no physical activity and empty capillaries

DON'T CHAT MATE

fag

They will also refer to ghettos and shitholes as
>"VIBRANT"