Mom, Dad, this is my new girlfriend Minako

>Mom, Dad, this is my new girlfriend Minako
how does your family respond?

how much did you pay

>"least she isnt a nigger or arab"

So now we're going to have chinky eyed grandchildren? Fucking brilliant user, spot on. Thanks for another one of your fuck ups.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably immense relieve that I am in fact a normal heterosexual being, albeit a bit of a slow bloomer.

Great grandfather would shot me probably.

tell her stop eating

Mom would be dissapointed, dad wouldny bat an eye

My mom would steal my condoms and lock me in a room with her until she was visibly pregnant.

>HAHAHA YOU GOTTA GET A GOOK

>he can't even get a regular girlfriend

>Really? Can't get a normal girl so you settle for a chink?

>Damn, I thought you're gay son

>You korean disgrace, go hang your self

That's kinda hot
I asume your mother wants you to have kids already

>What happen to ex gf from 5 years ago?
Mom would ask

based dad

>she's 14

Yes. I'm 23, never dated, but she wants grandchildren.

>My son finally got a girlfriend? YEEEEEEES

so?

I know this feel
22 and grandma keeps asking if I already have a gf because she wants great-grandchildren before she goes
they must think I'm gay or something by now

Tell them you're not gay, you just hate women for being shallow, weak, incompetent and incapable of reason.

My grandma used to do it too, before she died.
Now my parents ask me the same every week. For some reason it's not obvious to them that such a thing is never gonna happen.

Hi Minako, how are you doing? My name is user!

This one.

My father is literally begging me to move out to Japan to pursue a better life.

This. Not a time we're together passes where she doesn't remind me that she demands grand kids and is tired of waiting.

Thank God my brother already had three kids

My brother is 17 and probably even more autistic than me, so they're shit out of luck.