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Why are there no titfucking scenes in cinema?

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You can't make a PG-13 titfucking scene. Not without it looking like oral anyway

id love to see a simulated TittyFucking scene. it would hysterical and erotic

what if actor gets a boner while filming a sex scene lol

Why are there no pitfucking scenes in cinema?

They do all the time, and no one cares

they wear cups or wrap/tape their dicks because of boners

plebs would not understand

do you guys actually get off on armpits or is this a meme

You could have the woman facing up towards the camera so all you see is her cleavage in a shirt and the guy straddling her and thrusting

As a bonus since there's no actual nudity you could have a bulge keep disappearing and reappearing in her shirt

i want to smash her fucking head open for never showing anything and then getting old and gross

what a retarded cunt

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you'd need to zoom out a good 50 yards to get both of her celestial spheres into the frame

filmstock ain't cheap

Titfucking is a kino fetish

(LOL)

the pits are one of the sexiest parts of a human bean since pheromone releasing glands are concentrated there. It's a natural fetish unlike feet.

>some slut getting titfucked
>moaning like she is about to cum

why?

Sauce?

I think you are just making shit up but okay

I think they are just directed to keep moaning no matter what

Because the guys like it

Why is it that foot fetishists are always fucking retarded?

They're always the kind of person who asks for a picture of some broad's feet with no context or in completely inappropriate situations.

Titfucking is not viable because most actresses are skelly chestlets.
And for good reason, because in order to promote the new socialistic human, we need to make females more male looking and males female looking on screen (key word: subliminal).
Androgyn teenage boy body having women, should ideally give a blowjob to the male lead (blowjob = gender neutral). Or anal, but it's difficult to imply anal onscreen without having it confused with vaginalsex (which is counterproductive to our agenda)

>titfucking scene
>can't show a boner

why bother

Why there are no hotdogging scenes in cinema?

Sex scenes are apparently really annoying to film

I was like 95% sure this was the intro to a Brazzers scene

Known occupational fact I bet, like how masseuses won't care if you get an erection

The parts of the brain that produce autism and the part that causes foot fetishism are linked

Cast someone with massive tits so it covers the whole thing

Because titfucking isn't a thing; it only happens in pornos.

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>ywn get an erection from a masseuse
>she'll never grab and say "that's all?"

i'd settle for a tit smothering scene or simulating milking

>titfucking isn't a thing
I'm on my phone. Someone reply with the smuggest reaction image you got.

>t. micro-dick virgin

Because you're not allowed to show an erect penis on tv or film. You can show floppy ones but no boners therefore no titwanking.

I don't want to do it anymore now that you're telling me to

Because titfucking is a fucking meme perpetuated by the degenerate porn industry. If you weren't a porn watching virgin you would know what a bland to miserable experience it is IRL.

Brazzers has better directors than Kevin Smith

i tit fucked a girl a couple months ago and then came on her face.

And how was it? How much lube did you use?

>he doesn't know

A bit of sexy talk or moans are fine, it's pleasurable to please your partner.
The louder moaning and passionate shouts are stupid though, it's not actually getting the girl off.

>If you weren't a porn watching virgin you would know what a bland to miserable experience it is IRL.

Maybe you should spice it up a bit.

Fantastic, just your mom's saliva

It looks really hot, but tits are too smooth to get much feeling from it.

we used quite a bit. it was really good she squeezed her tits around me and would lick my cock when i thrusted

>generic moeblob sameface
why are nips so uncreative?

it was better than fucking with a condom at least

>Because you're not allowed to show an erect penis on tv or film. You can show floppy ones but no boners therefore no titwanking.

I believe Shadowboxer shows an erect dick.

>condom

>t.virgin

WHY IS MOMMY HENDRICKS REFUSING TO REPRODUCE

WHY DO WE LIVE IN AN UNJUST WORLD WHERE WOMEN WITH HER GENES CAN BE ALLOWED TO LET THEM DIE?

>pregnancy

Is this some kind of metal illness? Seriously, I can't fathom why anyone would be into this shit.

>I can't fathom why anyone would be into this shit.
CARLOS

It's really good if she has very big tits and hairy nipples and either stubbly or hairy pits.

jesus fucking christ im eating a giant block of fucking chocolate and i click on this picture and i literally had the block in my mouth about to bite when i read this and i had to put it down like i was in some fucking movie or something

literally google what's in the pits. Then google how the foot fetish came to be.

are big titties even a fetish? shouldnt they be standard?

They filmed three ways once while flaccid once while half chub and once while fully erect but used the chub one because they weren't allowed the full hard on. Both the director and actor thought it was retarded but that was the best they could get away with

If i remember right then when Underworld was coming out they had to tape dick of that guy that played hybrid because Beckinsale in latex caused him pernament boner. Can´t say i blame him.

giv milk mummy

Who is the petite cutie ?

Based!

The widow Sparrow

mi 2 fren

Lily Rose Depp

M I L K M A I D S

if giant titties were standard flat chested prepubescent boy lookalikes would be worshiped even more than now you fucking pedos[/spoilers]

i see only a cow and her calf

my girl has DDs ITT you mad

the one on the right is better looking and would make a cute wife

silence of the lambs had that woman in that pit. she was pretty fucked by the end.

i guess you would want your children to fucking starve you piece of shit

Oh shit, she that age already ?

I was referring to Chastain's udders.
t. pedo

better than taking a chance of them being ginger, fuckface

t. Ahmed Al-Shibod Modi Muhammed Al-Flekki

Sounds like you been thinking about this kind of scene for a whole, buddy boy.

Nah, that would still get an R rating.

Humans don't release pheromones, boy.

Agreed.

Objectively wrong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone#Humans

>tfw remembering the smell of a chick I liked that I was sure was her undeodorized armpits
>tfw finding it blissful and arousing
It was like a drug to me.

Man, she looks good in that black leather. Keep them coming, fellas.

i guess that's something you would worry about if you had weak bitch ass recessive genes. me, i'm all about those dominant genes baby

He's more interested in having kids with his sister like most arabs.

Big tits are a white mans fetish

>he thinks gingers are better than blondes

every guy i've ever met that liked red heads was a fucking weirdo. blondes are pure and christian. they make god tier wives and mothers. gingers are evil.

>tfw all the big natural titted pornstars on the internet only do softcore/lesbian stuff

>christian
I love it when Sup Forumslock LARP as christians thinking it'll get them pussy.
Pic related: Christians in 2017
You will never procreate (thankfully), so whatever floats your boat.

>he wants to watch some other man's penis having sex with women
You're literally a cuck. Lesbian porn is patrician.

You don't say

>wanting your kids to have freakishly long necks
It's like you have a giraffe fetish or something.

>lol you're a christian you must be from /pol

nice argument. just out of curiosity are you an atheist?

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If you are white it is your duty to impregnate. Condoms are Jew tricks.

So you like armpit stenches. Got it.