Could THIS be anymore of a Friends thread?

Could THIS be anymore of a Friends thread?

Which friend are you?

Me? I'm a Joey.

You enunciated the wrong word you complete and utter fucking TWAT
The "be" should be in capitals not the "this"

oh hey, user's doing his "wrong chandler emphasis" bit

>tfw spend my whole life thinking I'm a Chandler
>tfw 110% Ross

Even had an ex who turned out to be a lesbian.

Ross was the real chad all along anyway

Rachel is a massive fucking cunt and a worthless human being and a terrible mother

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user, I think he's just actually retarded

>tfw Monica just gets exponentially more attractive as she ages

How does that fucking "THIS" still manage to annoy me after all THIS time?

I wish I was a Joey but i'm more like the worst parts of Chandler and Ross combined

The One Where Chandler Loses 40 Pounds Even Though The Previous Episode Took Place Immediately Before

Season 1 Ross and Season 3 Rachel are kino

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Who was in the wrong here?

I'm the gluttonous and lazy part of Joey but without all the charisma and sex appeal.

Prime Monica over all

Rachel

confirmed

>it's a Ross bangs Bruce Willis' teen daughter episode

>Who is also his student

i'm the incredibly horny part of joey but i can't get laid

i'm love dinosaurs as much as ross but know nothing about them

i'm as stupid phoebe but don't have street smarts

i'm as bitter as monica but am not a good cook or clean or organised

i'm as clueless as rachel but don't have a rich family to support me

>it's a Ross rapes his student and then blackmails her father to keep it a secret storyline

>it's a Monica rapes an underage high school student episode

>it's a Monica and Ross kiss episode

The Gellars were messed up

What fucking monologue? Some dialogue later on implies he means the opening crawl, but why would Joey memorise that for auditions when it's not supposed to be read aloud?

Because hes a fucking retard

Fuck off newfag

>its a Ross gets a tan but ends up as a 20 episode

Ross was definitely the hottest friend

WE

WERE

ON

A

BREAK

>it's a Ross is basically wearing Blackface episode

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>it's a ross is in the right but is such an ass about it that he ends up in the wrong episode

>its a monica ruins everything and causes conflict by being a cunt episode

>its a "Phoebe is so wacky and RANDUMB XD" episode

>tfw you will never get fucked by season 8 joey

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Pretty much every one of these things I've ever taken has driven me towards Chandler.

is this hotty how monica used to look? holy fuck, do women age like milk