Tfw you will never make love like it's your last time with Rachel Weisz in the middle of a Russian bunker in 1942

>tfw you will never make love like it's your last time with Rachel Weisz in the middle of a Russian bunker in 1942

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yeah but you'd be a Russian soldier so I think I'll pass

Something about her face, I find it so intriguing.

>not wanting to be cannon fodder for German bullets

>A heavily pregnant Anne Frank will never pin you to the wall, kissing you deeply before throwing you onto the bed
>She will never guide your throbbing hard cock into her pussy.
>She will never stare at you in pure lust as she rides your dick
>ywn cum deep inside her when her water breaks

Anne frank doesnt exist

She should have been Helen in the '04 Troy, would have raised that movie from a 6/10 to an 8/10 at least.

You mean Briseis

Achilles is a fag and his arc is shit.

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t. Reichsfuhrer Hans

Nice try, Jeff. We're onto you.

Rachel is the single most underated waifu desu. Her personality and sense of humor are 10/10

thread 2 lewd desu

THIS

diomed is actually best hero

AT THE AGE OF FIVE SHE SLIT HER WRIST

I feel like what nobody acknowledges is that it doesn't look like a potato but a /slice/ of potato
A whole skin-on potato could make a degree of sense but why the hell would it be a slice of potato

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anne frank was so fucking ugly mate

It's a drum

FUCKING DELETE THIS
RIGHT NOW

>you will never make love like it's your last time

LETS DO IT FOR OUR COUNTRY

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english rose lar

objectively wrong

dat face she make when he nutted inside

>Daniel Craig couldn't get with Eva Green
>married Rachel instead
win or loss?

>Swallowing the enemy at the gates pill
The movie is inaccurate as hell and really exaggerates what combat was really like.

win

Rachel is perfect

Her ass was shockingly thicc

>ywn giggle as you watch Anne struggle to put on her sweater but her stomach has become so huge that she can't get it past her popped belly button and she has to walk around with the bottom half of her bare stomach exposed

>you will never get the mental help you need

With Trump elected, we're getting closer and closer. It's the fucking Rachel Weisz part of it that I'm having trouble with.

>implying Trump won't supply us all with Jewfus when we go fight Israel's wars

definite win

If he uses alien technology from Area 51 to resurrect best girl and let me fuck her pregnant brains out, I'll forgive him for bombing Syria.

>implying I need help for having a pregnant Anne Frank fetish

You need help for not having as far as I'm concerned.

win

Rachel is actually a decent actress and doesnt seem like a cumslut

Eva most likely sucks three different dicks every day

don't talk shit about my gf faggot

There are days on Sup Forums where i really, seriously wonder about the mental health of posters.
Today and these posts are it

I remember that scene so vividly. Saw it in the theaters with my dad expecting some Saving Private Ryan type fare. Bam, sex scene outta nowhere.

Decent movie, though. Ed Harris is always good.

>being this new

And then you wake up in the morning to snipe off fucking Nazis. Such a grand time.

Win.
Nowadays Eva is basically Tim Burton new live-in whore

absolute win

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You'll never get to crack open her hairy smelly Russian hatchet wound.

The only loss is that he couldn't get with both. Both scenarios are patrician win choices.

Okay, how in the fuck am I suppose to hate the jews when their women look like that?

How can goyim women even compete!?

>anne frank was so fucking ugly mate

wrong

That's not Anne Frank, retard

you're right, even more Russians died to waves than depicted.

Even the actresses pale to the beauty of the original

Didn't bad poosey play Anne Frank too?