Will you masturbate this valentine's day?

1. Mexico
2. YES

1. Fronce
2. Too late, I already did.

> masturbating on Ash Wednesday

1. America
2. Too late already did

mexico
probably not, cause i don't feel horny today

If God did not want us to do it, he would had put spikes on it.
Instead of that, my dick stands very easily in full reach of my hands.

fag

is it only free for today or forever?

Got a qt 3.14 French girl to do it for me today

i fucking hate this shithole

caveman

What use is that compared to free stuff available everywhere?
I don't need 4K, 3d glasses or onahole synchronized to the video.

Nice.
Remember to sing her La Marseillaise while riding.

Wtf what's going on in south america

Hordes of horny single latinas with firm tits and bouncy asses, rubbing against Frenchmen videos.

Their tribal leaders won't let them go out with women.

Tonight is the night I'm going to impregnate her so she stays in America, I'll have to teach her an American national song

Already did, la

Did you store your semen the whole year for valentine's day? GOSH, that must be a lot of cum

Nice try, she lured you into her bed.
Don't you know frenchship is transmitted by the mother?
In no time you'll have plenty of little Napoleons asking for wine and cheese.

fapped 3 times already

Remind me to repaint the walls afterwards.

I suppose I can give our daughters French names. What are some good French female names

>valentine's day

Manon, Charlotte, Aurélie, Magali

>my country isn't in shameful statistics

Feels good desu senpaitachi

Why pay for premium porn when you can use this money to fuck roasties?

1. France
2. No because I fucked my bitch boyfriend yesterday

1. Flag
2. No, masturbation is a sin.

1. leaf
2. no i have uni later

Ashamed of my Polish brothers
They do not know about the benefits of NOFAP
I'm on a 6 days streak and asked my crush, nofap makes me do things I would otherwise be too shy to do
Quit porn losers

>pornhub
>3DPD

>pay
It's free today

>Don't you know frenchship is transmitted by the mother?
Are the French the Jews of Europe?

>will
I've already fapped, twice. Third time incoming.
Also streaming porn is the most plebeian way to masturbate. Tubefags disgust me.

If you mean by this, that we are behind every post, every TV show, and every boulangerie...
Yes.

flag
i already did, twice so far.

nah
i'm tired and i'm too lazy

Every normie site is full of memes about this

I'm disappointed

the forbidden fruit was well within reach of eve

Kek no
The fucking state of my country men