A few months back I attended a Trump rally with a friend just for laughs, we were in California. On the way out I was crossing the road and Trump's motorcade nearly ran me over. Apparently some hoodlums were throwing bottles at his motorcade and Trump booked it out of there. They blew through the road blocks of the intersection I was attempting to cross(one of which nearly hit me). Afterwards police helicopters came in a swarm of 3 and told us over the loudspeaker to "please disperse".
This is just a near death experience which I wanted to relate to you fellows. Had I not taken three steps back upon hearing a police officer scream "GET BACK" I would have been smashed beneath Donald Trump's police escort, which I find very amusing.
Here is a link to the video which was filmed by an onlooker. I am the guy in a black t-shirt in the first second or two of the video.
I just think it's funny that Donald Trump nearly ended my life.
Luis Jones
thats amazing. why drive that fast because of bottles? I bet he just had to take a shit
Thomas Kelly
I doubt he drives the car himself
Juan Bell
Secret service does. They have complete command on movements. This thread is dumb.
Jacob Bennett
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Jaxson Moore
That's me right there. The guy in black.
Joshua Campbell
It's aight. You ain't gon get a virus.
Ryder Thompson
1. The secret service drives the cars so blame them. 2. They should of ran you over and killed you, you fucking faggot.
Kevin Davis
Cars driving on the road? What's the problem here. OP is a faggot
Owen Ortiz
TPBP
Jaxon Diaz
>thinking anyone is safe standing on the road >all those sirens >"STAY BACK" why are you even talking like you were in any danger? Besides if you got ran over it'd be your own fault. >implying Trump drives himself kek
Lucas Reyes
i'm sure Trump was driving all of those cars.
Austin Howard
>Jaywalking The Secret Service should have gunned you down like the criminal degenerate you are.
Oliver Howard
Anyone watched the video? I don't trust this CTR faggot's link
Colton Adams
Clearly I understand Trump wasn't driving the car. It just makes me laugh that I nearly died because of Trumps motorcade.
Hunter Butler
Yea. Epic driving like a movie set.
This is a shill thread so sage.
William Morgan
More like epic driving that the secret service and local P.D. do.
Jacob Cox
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle and say "terrific" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Caleb Russell
Yeah man! I saw it too! I was in line behind you in between Elvis and Bigfoot!
Thomas Cooper
Wow, I hate Trump now. I am now #MentallyHill.
$0.02 have been deposited in your account.
William Garcia
>standing in the street >"protesting" >almost get hit by car >"OMFG TRUMP IS AN ASSHOLE AND CAN'T BE PRESIDENT"
Thomas Miller
> Somehow this defines trump's character
Ayyyy Yo HOL UP IS YOU SAYIN DAT DEE'DON Has ROADRAGE N'SHEEEEIIITTT???
Luke Hill
I love this copy pasta
Chase Cox
I hope you were on your way to the gym.
Owen Bell
If a head of state did this he would GAIN votes not loose them hahahahah
Evan Hughes
A dozen or more sirens with lights flashing in an area where you were expecting them, and yet OP feels like he was somehow mistreated.
OP are you a BLM stooge too?
Justin Barnes
Does Sup Forums not realize I'm recounting a story about a politician without political bias, or has this whole site become cancer?
Ryan Brown
lucky fucker
I'm jealous
Brody Martinez
>Drumpf literally tried to kill one of his few supporters I mean there is only like 10 Drumpf supporters and they're all idiots but he's not smart enough to kill one of those 10
