Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 144 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos? GIVE GIRLZ TO RANDY
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Aiden Mitchell
What's the weirdest shit any of you have asked/been asked by someone to do on this site?
What was their/your response?
Levi Jones
happy valentines day /cp/ (:
Christopher Bell
Happy valentines day yourself!
Andrew Harris
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Connor Robinson
spammed the "indian shit that WORKS" yesterday. quite a few responded, and so nicely even wth. wanna hug 'em all :333
Jayden Cook
>tfw portuguese qt asked me if I play overwatch on ps4. She wants a buddy but I don't have money
William Nguyen
Why me?
Dylan King
Feel like shit after my qt told me about the guy complimenting her and talking to her. He was obviously hitting on her why the fuck did she have to tell me.
Colton Sanchez
Probably wants to make you jealous to see how you react m8.
Chase Rogers
She was probably jealous of your female friend
Gavin Smith
tell her video games are for cucks
Lincoln Adams
I know, it worked. It kind of made me think though. I can’t do shit if she wants to go out with that guy. I just wondered if she felt the same way as I do now.
Gabriel Mitchell
But i like video games.
She probably did
Jaxson Hall
I told her that true gamers play on Android.
Christopher Harris
Do you still play videogames at your age? Don't you think it's time to grow up and start your adult life? You're wasting your precious time on something made for children. Time to come to the real world because it's not waiting for you. If you don't stop now, you'll regret this decision. I can already see you at the age of 30, still in your basement, living off your parent's earnings and being a burden for the society, waking up daily around 2pm with red eyes, playing your stupid video games instead of doing something useful which challenges your mind. And one day, you'll wake up like any other day, except this time you'll feel different. Something is missing. You're not sure what it is, but you feel a void inside you. You're too stupid to realise what it is, so I'll tell you because I feel like being kind to a lost soul like yourself today. The void is the sudden realisation of your lack of cultures. A lack that has been growing over the years since you're 13. You don't understand the real world that surrounds you because of your ignorance due to too much video games during all those years. You're 18, it is maybe not too late even - though everything written on your profile shows that you're already doomed to fail in life. But I believe in you, throw your video games away, start reading books that don't involve fairytales such werewolves, vampires and spastic women if you catch my drift. Find mind-challenging interests to make your brain work a little and not stay as numb as it is now. Listen to patrican music that is out of your comfort zone, and watch movies that don't feature robots or dragons. Together we can do it, I'll help you become a respectful adult and caring and loving mother
Joseph James
Don’t know where to go. We can talk about shit luckily so I’ll just tell her that I don’t like it and ask if she felt the same way.
Jose Myers
tfw, the american girl used to be an actual model, and got paid for it when she was 19
Sent some of her pictures in a magazine and clothes selling catalogues shit and runway.
Jaxon Myers
>I can already see you at the age of 30, still in your basement, living off your parent's earnings and being a burden for the society
Implying I can’t have a successful career but ALSO like video games.
Nice pasta btw
This is good. Just talk with her
Jace Ward
When will you get your green card?
Ayden Allen
Is her name starts with C. ?
Juan Bailey
If you think the two of you have a legitimate rapport and relationship, then talk to her about it. If she's a decent person she'll be willing to explain her feelings and understand yours, and hell if she's that serious about you that it made her that jealous then it's all the more reason to view her as a keeper.
Jason Green
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Colton Perry
I don't think USA would accept me lad. Don't you guys look into family history such for criminals ?
I don't think I'd pass that.
Samuel Peterson
Tfw Pole qt who I talked to a year ago just started messsging me again on WhatsApp saying she’s planning on moving to my area this coming autumn as an au pair..
I hate that all cute girls like kids.
Easton Barnes
I will let you know what happens. I think we do have a good enough relationship to talk things over and clear it up though. We do it a lot not for anything like this though. Guess we will see what she really thinks after this
Jackson Taylor
Have you been personally involved in any crimes?
Oliver Perry
I don’t get why people don’t like kids. Starting a family is one of my biggest dreams
Isaac Carter
Maybe it’s because I came from a broken family? I’m not sure. But I really have 0 interest in kids
Landon Parker
>au pair I never understood this meme of willingly being a domestic servant in exchange for little pay and "cultural exchange"
Kevin Baker
Kids are a massive investment, and a lot of people view them as an ankle weight preventing them from achieving their other dreams, typically of owning very expensive items/property.
Joshua Taylor
Well not to anyone's knowledge.
Leo Bell
The appeal is they work for very wealthy families who sponsor everything for them. Most hosts give their au pair a car, phone, and housing. So when the family is taking vacations with their children the Au Pair has free roam to do whatever and travel all over the US.
Daniel Brooks
Well as long as you have no criminal record. I don’t see what would prevent you from marrying and moving in with an American qt.
What your family did during the Yugoslav war is not your doing
Noah Mitchell
The only reason I want an expensive property is because so that my kids can live more than comfortably. Different strokes for different folks.
On another note, I have to stop coming to this general. It’s not helping me move on with my life.
Chase Reed
DON’T LEAVE US
Lincoln Stewart
I don't think this is the kind of a girl you marry you know.
>What your family did during the Yugoslav war is not your doing
Ahahahaha, it's nothing like that, jesus, both father and his brother quit the military in late 80s.
And were hardly going to join paramilitary considering they had babies at that point.
Carson Stewart
>being a bootlicker for that I'll never understand these hoes
Joseph Harris
I don’t contribute to these threads and I don’t use InterPals anymore anyway. Maybe I’ll come back when I get my life placed.
Kayden Anderson
University accomodation wifi is an absolute gag, not impressed.
Colton Reyes
What do you mean?
Jeremiah Sullivan
Yes, but there could be others who want the Serb D.
It’s a paid opportunity to travel
But we are your friends
Justin Stewart
One of my qts just asked if I still talk to another qt I told her about ages ago. What do I do here?
Ethan Foster
>it's wiping some runts ass for the chance to explore some town in New England
Jordan Clark
first day on ip
why are indians so fucking creepy holy shit
Noah Bennett
post profile
Gabriel Moore
tfw rejected on valentines day I am going to kill myself.
Colton Parker
did you molest her user
Bentley King
She seems like a bitch desu. >creepy touch >(you don't have a job) >you must leave me alone >My english improve from you >I did not need to learn to be creep in english
Savage
Owen Morgan
Fuck user, that was painful, I think you probably should.
Can I have your falklands after you die?
Elijah Nguyen
he molested her when they met irl
Blake Howard
Why are you talking to this bitch? You can't possibly be attached to this cunt. Just don't talk to her, she doesn't deserve you
Ryan Turner
Ouch. That hurts
Eli Robinson
Look for the good side. She criticized you for not having a job, so let her empty bfs wallet
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Hello ;^D
Ryder Hill
qt's dad was in the army. Is it weird that it makes me more interested in her?
Adrian Wilson
Hej da :DD
Angel Hill
Yes
Ayden Adams
no
But remember many military families are broken families
t. Anecdotal personal experience
Joshua Rogers
Why? She has a really good relationship with her family. From what she tells me they are all really close.
Landon Rodriguez
>you molest me
What? Tell us the story
Is she Russian?
Asher Long
Many military people who have been sent out to missions get a little weird in the head Traumatised family members generally aren't the most reliable and stable family members
Or occasionally they die
So it goes.
Ethan Nelson
This is Sup Forums tho. To a degree, even the most successful and smart anons still have some level of autism or issues
Gavin Lee
The only way to find out would be to go there and meet them. He sounds pretty stable from what I know although once she said he got drunk and was telling everyone how to care for their ak47
Josiah Campbell
He’s probably fine. What country is she from?
Noah Long
you guys want me to blogpost? i gotta get some semi ip related things i wanna get off my chest
Anthony Hernandez
Go ahead
Benjamin Price
Yes, I enjoy blog posts
Nicholas Stewart
>tfw Russian qt whose father got shot in Ukraine (but no Russians were there hehe trust us comrade) and always goes on rants about fascist Kiev scum when she's drunk
Isaac Martin
She is Polish
The story really is nothing
Basically she was visiting London a few months ago, we hadn't been speaking long at this stage.
I showed her around a few of the landmarks and when she asked to see the British Museum, as a joke I made us get off the wrong tube station stop, and lead her to the Polish Embassy then jokingly grabbed her arse and thigh and told her that as 'punishment' for the British Museum being replaced by the Polish Embassy she had to have sex with me. She got pretty mad, and made me pay for her the rest of the trip to forgive me. It was nothing and I thought she was over that.
Luis Jones
>meet fuck and date a girl from these threads >while we're fucking one of her exes blows up her phone about getting a transition and becoming a women >we both laugh at how pathetic he is after we finish and see it and brush it off >a few months later she dumps me when i'm about to go back to my home country >after a couple weeks of arguing back and forth she basically sends same ex after me and we argue a bit before i just decide fuck it and give up on either of them >fast forward a month later >getting back used to my life in america >open up discord >see this i don't understand how it's possible for one guy to be so cuckolded.
Mason James
>as a joke I made us get off the wrong tube station stop, and lead her to the Polish Embassy then jokingly grabbed her arse and thigh and told her that as 'punishment' for the British Museum being replaced by the Polish Embassy she had to have sex with me
That's pretty autistic.
Christopher Evans
dude...
Liam Johnson
{AUTISIM}
Anthony Perry
What country was this lass from? She’s a culture pal?
Levi Allen
japan kind of, she only went in these threads to yell at people posting her profile
John Rivera
wtf man that is pretty autistic. Can't believe she still speaks to you though.
Gabriel Peterson
You really fucked that one up. You let a Polish qt slip through your hands because you were too horny and autistic at the time. I would be scared shit if my international friend decided to get us lost and I had no where else to go
Juan Gonzalez
That's it. I'm off Sup Forums. Can't waste my time with beta autists like you.
Alexander Jenkins
>I would be scared shit if my international friend decided to get us lost and I had no where else to go
This. When my french friend drove me around northern France last june, I trusted she wouldn’t screw me over. If she would have left me in some small town without my things I would have been fucked
Ian Peterson
NO
Juan Ross
It is scary to think about. What do you even do in that situation? The anons qt was in London so she wouldn't have been totally fucked but the middle of nowhere village then you probably would be.
Dylan Hernandez
I'm not 100% sure what that image implies user, bls explain.
Also >she basically sends same ex after me and we argue a bit before i just decide fuck it and give up on either of them
What does this even mean, did she send her ex to your house to argue? Did her ex still want to be with her despite wanting to be the little girl?
Parker Cook
keia is her name, that pic is the discord name of her ex. sent after me as in she gave him my email and discord and basically had him white knight for her. from what i gather back now and like a typical pussy he seems to have backed down from the whole transitioning thing, or whatever. i really don't know
Brayden Miller
I’m not sure. But she didn’t screw me over
Jeremiah Reyes
>message polish girl >bring up polish death camps >sends me 7 messages I haven't opened them yet, but I wonder what her response to it is.
You don't honestly believe this is normal behaviour do you?
Brayden Martin
Stupid question but are people really afraid of things like this ?
I mean even if it was some tiny village it still has people in it, it's not like it's impossible to communicate, even if you don't know the lingo.
Not saying what brit did was right, just curious whether people are afraid of this and why ?
Henry Miller
>Polish death camps Didn't you know that's illegal The messages are probably a warrant for your arrest
Blake Anderson
Yeah that was I was thinking desu. You just have to hope that the people you find aren't going to fuck you.
Cameron Allen
I don't see the scare either desu >mobile phones >walk over to local police station >ask for help from literally anyone Then again if you're a monolingual autist in a shithole full of French alcoholic peasants it might be trickier but still
Tyler Lewis
it would suck. Yeah you wouldn’t die. But it would be unsettling
Carter Gray
>shithole full of French alcoholic peasants
That sounds like heaven tbqh. But then again I like the french.
Kinda like home, but with french.
Yeah it would kinda suck I suppose, but you can look at the bright side maybe it turns into a nice experience.
Logan Parker
As a guy I wouldnt care, but I'd definitely think I was going to get murdered if I was a girl.
Or as a guy if I'm visiting some russian town or some br favela and qt abandons me it'd be a lot worse than anywhere in the west.
Ethan Powell
It's pretty comfy but sadly you can't understand a word Even if you do speak French Speaking from experience
Luke Collins
>You just have to hope that the people you find aren't going to fuck you.
I thought that was exactly the opposite that people want.
Yeah it would be scarier if you were a girl I guess.
That would make it hard since you don't think clearly when you're scared.
>Or as a guy if I'm visiting some russian town
Russian towns are alright lad. As long as you don't go to some small siberian villages or well, Chechnya
That's alright, everybody speaks drunk though!
Justin Clark
Don't bother with her.
Angel Phillips
Oh believe me I'm done, it's just fuckin amusing seeing cucks fall into her spiderweb. Can't believe I actually trusted her though
Xavier Wilson
>done >still shitpost about it Uh yeah ok
Jaxson Anderson
Can't believe Macchi actually lost his V to an ogre