Be me

>be me
>be finnish born in spain (eastern finland)
>be 1.70m "tall", blue eyes, dark hair, slightly asian facial feature
>average unknown who knows me
>are you russian user???
>nickname: the russian
>somehow talk about my finnish ancestry
>wow user i thought you were russian

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You are Russian though

You are Russian though

>El Ruso

tell them that only finnics can have blue eyes and asian features at the same time

like your overlord Putin?

>eastern finland
You are Russian

yes

Im sorry you were born that way. I wish f*Nland didnt exist

OP is mentally

stop replying thread

so what happens if journalists begin stalking his heritage like they did with Drumpf and start calling Putin a finn? What would he do to them?

Hm, I dunno, probably nothing, only New worlders seem to care about all this heritage stuff

>be 1.70m "tall",
Aren't Finn's usually a lot taller than that? Maybe you're really Portuguese.

You are Spaniard now brother.

Didn't he actually attend some Finnic festival?

Russia isn't a monolithic ethnostate, it has anything from Chechens to Mari people.

Why would anyone care? They either like Putin or hate him and knowing that Putin is actually one of our people wouldn't change anyone's political views all of a sudden

Not being a fennosw*ede doesn't make me russian. Russians look more like tatars and la creatura but with blonde hair and bigger ears.

I would literally pass as local in any non-southern european country

Stop larping, Ivan. You're obviously ukrainian.

The most obvious proxy bait thread gets so many (You)'s nowadays

Kinda funny desu

Stop taking things so seriously. Even Finns call us Russians, we don't care.

Fennoswedes are Finns who speak Swedish.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1783413

well i'm not american so i don't care about muh genetics
t. joshuah englézky

>t. joshuah englézky
I'm Portuguese, cabrón.