I can't take it any more. I'm gonna jump. You can't stop me!

I can't take it any more. I'm gonna jump. You can't stop me!

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JEB NO!

DON'T DO IT JEB! THINK OF YOUR WIFE....
On second thought, don't think of your wife.

jeb pls think of the turtles

No Jeb you are right. I can't stop you. There is only one man who can stop you flat and keep you from moving an inch. A good, white, and strong Republican president.

But Jeb, every vote counts! Don't you see, Jeb? YOU'RE a vote.

Do it Jeb. You ain't got nothin to live for.

It'd be the first time you accomplished anything. The right son was president.

He only wanted to be wonderful
And wonderful is true
In truth he only really wanted
To be wanted by you

I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

Guys relax. Jeb's so low energy he couldn't get close to lethal velocity before he hits the ground

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NO WAIT...
YOU FORGOT THE HOODIE

Slow and steady Jeb! Slow and steady wins the race.

It's okay, just close your eyes and rake a step forward Jeb

I thought it was a giant Jeb stomping through the street at first.

>jeb's wife is a literal goblin
>his kids are either ugly, complete fuckups, or both

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>mipster
>i only beat my wife with ethically sourced, free-trade bamboo

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>Underrated physics major