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Azor Jon

Azor Gendry

Azor Euron

Who are some top tier waifus that never made the show?
>inb4 impure Mya

Azor Daeniggerys

This is good poop

Azumarill

Azor Jaime

Based Jon's friend edition
Thank you, OP

Azure Rathalos

will he get any screentime?

Azor Stannis

Don't lose hope guys

...

azor dragonborn

Did dragons used to live in Westeros thousands of years before the Targaryens? How the hell did this shit get here?

Sansa is cute. Dany is cute.

Hopefully screen time for pornhub.

that's not a dragon horn?

its the horn that built The Wall

Ignore the horn because we don't actually know what it really is. But dragon glass has no place in Westeros thousands of years ago.

Dany is cute the same way pigs are cute.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

no, but sandnigger cockless sex instead

You must really love fat girls.

I don't blame you though, you can taste burgers every time you kiss them.

oooh, its probably from dragonstone, there is a bunch underground

You don't need a dragons for obsidian

No, they lived in Valyria. Aegon brought them to Westeros.

Dragonglass isn't literally made by dragons. It's just obsidian. Dragons also used to live all over the world at one point too, even Westeros.

>implying a nathalie nude scene wasnt worth it.

Sam said that it was thousands of years old. The stone that was covering it up at least.

You forgot the one where Jon should not even want Brienne to be around for killing the man Ned died for, even Kit pointed out that's retarded.

Also the one about Meera is so we can get Howland in the finale season to explain yet again who Jon's parents are.

who you callin' a pig, pig?

>face of an 11 year old
>body of an 20 year old

WHY DO THIS GOD

>fat
What a dumb meme.

i'd rather see some character development, if i wanted to watch porn there's plenty on my pc

next episode

trash character

>Which is why Martin will go with R+L=D.
Then who are Jon's parents?

>literal time traveling savior
>trash

oral, anal, handjob, footjob

choose wisely

i choose anal for all three of them

You can't count.

oral, anal, footjob, handjob

I don't want him to die.

maybe he means dean, isaac, and tom because he doesn't know or care who fuck even i forgot his name

There's a new episode tonight rite?

salsa will probably chop his head off as soon as bran gets to winterfell and spends 10 minutes explaining all of the shit that he has done to the starks

he is dead

>muh starks
god the show is so shitty now, its been 7 years, move on

oral
handjob
footjob
anal

god she's so damn hot

she ages like a fine carton of milk

I'll lead the attack.

I'll lead the attack!

>Littlefinger will get killed with literally no evidence and nothing but Sansa rattling shit off
>Sweetrobin will also trust Sansa and keep backing the Starks after they kill his stepdad
>no Northerners or Vale dudes will question any of this or how they know anything
>everyone will just believe Bran and Sansa

Wow

Anyone else miss him?

I do.

is Ed Shireen gay? that pretty song he sang is making me wonder.

Tomorrow night
22 and a half hours

footjob, handjob, oral, anal

Have they explained how Dany is feeding her 100,000 strong army?

when you consider everything else sketchy about Dany's past and how she thinks she grew up in Dorne (lemon trees), I don't think a year change in age is such an issue.

no one is receiving taxes in Riverlands and Storm's Ends because rgise places have no wardens

>people are sending crops and money to empty castles
>and no one questions this

>Back to Winterfell, a scene long coming…. Sansa gathers all the northern bannermen and the vale leaders… here when all the lords are present sansa calls on Arya to come forward which is when Arya starts to worry that this is her last day alive, sansa then says it’s time to judge the great treacheries and betrayals that have been done to the north and we will judge the person responsible for them, she looks straight at Arya, sansa then says “you need to tell me how many times you have betrayed the north”.. Arya is can’t believe her sister is saying this to her, sansa says it again “you need to tell me how many times you have betrayed the north, Lord Baelish”…. (fuuuuuuuuhh) at this moment sansa starts to name all his treacheries: “you killed Alyssa Arryn, (talks about the letter from Jon Arryn about Cersei and Jamie’s bastards which LF was also involved in his murder)” this is also when she pulls out the cat’s paw dagger and they ask him if he recognized the dagger which LF said belonged to Tyrion, but that they knew it was his…. Next to Sansa is bran who is the one that has told her all these things (one can only assume there is more) then Bran says “you once told my father ‘I told you not to trust me’ (first season)” LF is shocked when he hears this... then Sansa tells all the lords present how he sold her to the Bolton’s… LF realizes he’s pretty much fucked but he tries to LF his way out by feeding them lies and asking for help from Yohn Royce (vale guy with the oversized armor) and others and Friki says that LF ends up looking pretty pathetic now that he knows he’s pretty much dead… in the end Sansa tells LF “Lord Baelish, thank you for all your lessons” and after she tells him that Arya comes behind him and cut his throat… LF starts to choke in his own blood and falls to the ground holding his throat and dies…

What's the point of Arya's entire arc?

When is the last time in the show someone mentioned "Storm's End" or "The Stormlands" (in present context, not referencing the siege with Davos and Stannis)? I'm thinking season 2.

hurr durr badass chick

no. remember when she won the unsullied's hearts. they marched out of the city without any supplies.

What's he point of _______'s entire arc?

>Nymeria rejects Arya for being fucking insane
>Arya interprets it as "that's not you" because for some reason the difference between going home and getting revenge is equivalent to choosing between being independent and getting married to a lord and having kids

Would you rather have shitting montages or dany scenes?

>Stannis's supplies are destroyed by Aragorn, Neo, Dr Who and others.
>Dany doesn't even need them
bravo

It wasn't

An exploration into what does a writer do when his planned cocksleeve for the hero character has to wait till she's old enough for the cock

That picture is grammatically incorrect.

>THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT

What's the point of anyone's arc?

I'm fucking serious. What for example was the point of Dany spending 6 seasons in Essos except for the fact that she needed to collect armies and wait for her dragons to get bigger?

How about both?

>Get it over with!
>smug face
The strong women are gonna get raped next episode.

>when women by default are not strong that you have to add the adjective strong before women

Nope. Tyene gets lesbianed to death from Cersei, Ellaria dies off screen, and Yara will be left completely untouched by Euron besides walking her around on a leash.

Women are only good at manipulating people. Their skill set ends there.

>How do we defeat dragons?
>We'll build a WOODEN ballista that takes 30 minutes to reload and aim at 2 of these very fast and mobile bastard
>let me show you by having you shoot a brittle and old dragon skull 15 meters away from you

Did they forget they've shown ballistas on the show before? If Qyburn wants to be impressive he should have shown Cersei they've built hundreds and put them around the walls of King's Landing plus a bunch for the army to bring with.

There's only 3 dragons, and killing one cripples Dany's army because her entire worth is derived from muh dragons. They just need to aim when it lands.

>Dany with Rhaegal and her unsullied are meeting with Cersei
>Cersei has their trust
>Cersei orders her men to suddenly turn on against the unsullied and Dany's men
>Grey Worm is kill
>Missandei is kill
>Dany rides on Rhaegal and plans to fly away
>ballista shoots Rhaegal before he can fly away
>Dany is left under Cersei's mercy and becomes her prisoner
>Jon will have to ride Drogon

>haven't picked up Storm of Swords in a few days
>open book
>it's a fucking Dany chapter

why are these chapters so bad

at least it's not cuntlyn chapter

kys jonfag

Dany has to die before another person can ride Drogon

How old are the characters supposed to be at this point?

pleb detected

>Tyene and Cersei kiss

HNNNNNG

muh dick

>rewatching s2
>it's a shae scene

Reminder that Episode 7 is already a shoe in for another Emmy.

>Stannis was using smaller ballista but still ballista during his siege
>Somehow a wizard/warlock motherfucker is the only other person to figure out that maybe some like like a bigger bow would work.
I fucking hate how shows dumb characters down for plot reasons.

What did CIA actually do wrong to deserve death? Without him, Sansa would have literally nothing.

>some harpy nigger injured a dragon with a spear
ur right the ex-maester should just give up

See

Dead like muh nigga Ned ;_;

>shaking my head (baka) like a true summer islander

he has no taste

Catelyn chapters are just watching Robb slowly kill himself and Radmure bitch and moan about having to marry a Frey slut.

Dany chapters are just boring