Moana
>female lead is POC
>love interest is fat and hairy probably stupid too
>literally looks like a gorilla
Tangled
>female lead is white
>love interest is thin and has great hair
>cunning and smart
>10/10 looks
>misunderstood bad boy
Getting some mixed signals from you Disney
What makes you think maui Is the love interest?
Moana is underage and The Rock is a demigod, there isnt going to be a romance
Its already been said that there won't be any romance.
Didn't stop John Smith from "painting the colors of the wind" with pocahontas.
its just a kids movie faggo
>Implying Maui isn't the villain.
But there's a girl and a guy and they're standing next to each other
They HAVE to fuck, wouldn't make sense otherwise
>Maui
>Love interest
That's like thinking the innkeeper was a potential love interest for Rapunzel.
Was the innkeeper a main character?
>Hookhand is going to be a recurring character in the TV show.
>So is Hookhand's brother, Hookfoot.
You know thinking like this is what causes most of us to not have female friends
Innkeeper wasn't a main character nor was he on posters alongside Rapunzel. fuck off
Knowing Disney, its probably going to be the pig.
>love interest is thin and has great hair
Are you implying that Maui doesn't have great hair?
His gorilla face kinda takes away any attention elsewhere on his body
He wasn't the innkeeper.
Actually it's a giant crab voiced by Jemaine Clement
Why did they make that crab a modern day rapper
>POC
Get the fuck out of here and go back to tumblr
What's with all the stupid threads, today?
it's the island, ya morons. angry at some settlers because muh wood. or something.
another pro-environmental garbage movie.
>pro-environmental
>garbage
Hello BP
fine, it's gonna have pretty water and lava.
please just go back to Sup Forums
>nature is the bad guy
>pro-environmental movie
Although I'm wondering if it's going to riff on Polynesian mythology have the forces of nature be regarded as deities. Lava woman could very likely be a version of Pele, the volcano goddess.
That could get pretty interesting considering that Maui is supposed to be a demigod.
Evidently, not thinking like that causes you to not get as much sex as you'd like.
There are literally news articles about how she's not going to have a love interest (yes, it's been confirmed). Even if she was, it would never be Maui unless Disney wanted to be known as pedophiles.
I noticed this. All the more since I've been gone a week or two and come back to all this.
I doubt he's THE villain. It sounds like he's just one of many obstacles they face.
Maui is a demigod sidekick, definitely not the love interest.
I though Disney had confirmed that Moana won't have a love interest in the film?
>fat and hairy
Nice bait,tripfag. Go back to your sewer.
Different cultures have different beauty standards. Some people like willowy Horsemen other people like giant behemoths.