She was surprised to find the cottage-door standing open, and when she went into the room, she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself: 'Oh dear! how uneasy I feel today, and at other times I like being with grandmother so much.' She called out: 'Good morning,' but received no answer; so she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, and looking very strange.
'Oh! grandmother,' she said, 'what big ears you have!'
'That's just my German heritage, my child,' was the reply.
'But, grandmother, what big eyes you have!' she said.
'I'm 1/4 Swedish, my dear.'
'But, grandmother, what dark skin you have!'
'Whiter than you, Muhammad'
'Oh! but, grandmother, what terrible big lips you have!'
'Kiss me, I'm Irish!'
And scarcely had the mutt said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and swallowed up Red Riding Hood.
When the mutt had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in the bed, fell asleep and began absorbing the white genes.
