>I am sick and tired of racist / sexist / xenophobic / homophobic / fact-repellent / logic-resistant people 'winning' arguments and gaining traction just by dint of being louder, allegedly-tougher, or simply spewing falsehoods without consequence, and I want that to change. That's why I came up with "Shut-App!"
Hahahaha! You go right ahead and keep singing "Onward Social Justice Warriors, marching off to whinge!"
Nolan Davis
Kill yourself, you fucking kike-loving faggot.
Noah Adams
Do Your App Just Turn The Computer Off Ha Ha Holy Shit Just Close The Page You Dumb Bitch
Landon Ramirez
>literally treating internet/ street arguments like an open book test maybe. just maybe western civilization should crash and reboot
Isaac Rivera
why do they need 10k for this?
Luke Ross
>liberals are so mad that we're breaking the conditioning that they have to turn their entire world into a hugbox where "offensive" things are censored
Kayden Campbell
>I'm tired of losing debates Then stop being so bad at debating and/or being wrong about everything
Benjamin Robinson
>(((Cohen))) EVERY FUCKING TIME
Oliver Hall
Awesome idea!
This will bring the war between the two sides much more quickly.
Hanging Communists is going to be a Christmas season tradition in a few years time.
Juan Kelly
>trumpet said hillary is crooked >bring out my iPhone to defend this damsel in distress >scroll for a minute to find the right argument >start reading it >tfw dyslexia >tfw the trumpet has already left
Landon Baker
It would be interesting to hear actual arguments from these people.
Brandon Gray
>drop-the-mic comebacks
It's over. Sup Forums is done.
>drops mic
Adrian Morris
>every second argument is "oh that's so racist you can't say that you fucking a white male"
Michael Watson
Guess where they're from
Evan Rodriguez
(((Yoni Cohen-Idov))) needs a kickstarter for what anyone competent could knock out in a couple of hrs.
Isaiah Scott
>Australia gun control works >but >no buts, these are facts WEW. Sounds like this is going to make them even more insufferable.
Evan Brown
So why not an app to teach how to debate properly?
Kayden Reed
>An index of arguments on various topics >10,000 dollars I want to get $10,000 for an afternoon of work too.
Charles Stewart
The perks are fucking designed for virtue signaling faggots
This is too tumblr
>t-shirt exclaiming your righteousness to the world >name on wall of righteous backers >one reward is called superhero
Why are SJWs so obsessed with themselves? Is it because no one else likes them?
Cameron Russell
im a developer
give me an idea for an app to make for us Sup Forumsacks to use... maybe something controversial like the coincidence detector
Ryan Carter
what an idiot
the app will just be used as ammo against them
Zachary Barnes
"university debates", judging by what I've seen from university debates, this does not verify the skill of the person that made this.
Blake Kelly
Kys
Hudson Bell
>Yoni Cohen-Idov
Figures
Liam Perry
We aren't retarded and actually do extensive research so we don't need this
try making an App Store game that is actually fun though
Xavier Williams
Perfect opportunity to understand all the main arguments the left will use, and develop counter arguments to BTFO
Samuel Rodriguez
An insult thesaurus you input what kind of argument the other person made, and some details like age, sex and location of the other person it will give you a personalised insult, perfect for any occasion
Jayden Evans
(((Cohen))) He'll spend $2 on the app and scurry off with the rest of the money in his claws
Zachary Rodriguez
>they hired a black voice actor so we wouldn't hear their kike accents every time
Aiden Morales
Clinton lied under oath at least four times – House Committee letter
The CTR shill app, soon the shills are gonna be out of a job
>uncle: Bill Clinton is a rapist >shill:No no no, Trump gave money to Nambla >uncle: Bill Clinton is still a rapist. >shill:No no no, Trump gave money to Nambla >uncle: What is your source on that? >shill: No no no, Trump gave money to Nambla and he raped a 13 year old girl.
Ryan Flores
so very Pro-Free Speech of (((it)))
Brody Morales
>you're a white cis male
Aiden Miller
I like the idea of arguing someone then them having to look up a counter argument on their phone
plus, facts and statistics don't work in an argument anyway you're better off just arguing in concepts
Hudson Fisher
Make a counter app and make threads in which we all contribute to prove the arguments that they make in their stupid app wrong, it will be an arms race but since we are right we will win.
Inb4 pol doesn't agree on half the issues in their app
Isaac Walker
"But crime in straya rose 3%" "but knife crime rose like crazy" "But homicide rates didn't change, criminals just use knifes more often"
>NO BUTS NAHNAHANHANAHAN
jesus fucking christ
Isaiah Cook
No, it won't. Libtards are so stupid that they can't come up with own arguments and need an app to "argue" for anything!
Because they are wasteful commies.
Brody Cooper
You gotta hand it to kikes. They are masters at taxing ignorance and arrogance. Wonder how many brainded liberals will throw their money at it.
"Ooooh it takes the nasty hard part out of thinking, so now the nazis wont win! Yay I'm doing good!"
>white (vs) black - rape >black (vs) white - rape >compare >bar graph
Chase Sanchez
Oh look, a new entry for judaswatch.
The pyres will be stacked high with cordwood, and set afire, so the rest of the world will know that our Nation is Truly Free from the Eternal Jew.
Tyler Watson
Great idea. This needs it's own thread.
Parker Ramirez
Oh god I want so so fucking badly to see the type of soulless cucks who would wear such a thing.
Jaxon Evans
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you.
Piece by piece.
Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god? A pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
Tyler Taylor
How will Sup Forums ever recover
Benjamin Watson
>Needing an app in place of a real enchiridion or even just basic knowledge Weakness.
Xavier Campbell
Literally just make hate facts the app. Hell, I'd even throw you a dollar or two on itunes if you managed to make something like that.
Charles Cook
How about a website?
HelloCuck.com
since they have their own HelloRacist.com where they out racists
why dont we make one where we out cucks?
Carter Turner
I watched their pitch video.
Wait a fucking second. Wait a fucking second. What they're essentially saying is that they all know they are right, but none of them know why they're right. This is complete nonsense. If someone says that there is no evidence of gun control ''working'' and you have nothing to say back, why do you even support gun control? Why do you hate Trump if you need an app to tell you why you hate him?
Also why do you need an app when you have the liberal media and CNN? None of the things they say are great arguments, it's just phrases they can remember and spew to shut down their opposition.
Matthew Nelson
>using logic >liberals pick one laurynas
Jonathan Gomez
That's fine.
Every lefty I've argued with that refused to concede that they may have been wrong on some things and needed to learn more when shown flat out are usually the ones like that. No middle ground with them on anything and they usually just devolve into the same rhetoric. They really aren't worth talking to.
Jonathan Hall
>Yoni Cohen-Idov >Cohen
Every fucking time
Connor Perez
>ban guns cuz it kills people >abortion is ok because its my right
??? makess me think
Julian Sullivan
Make a consent app so guys have proof it was consensual after the bitch files rape charges.
Camden Phillips
I thought exploiting kickstarter SJWs for easy money was a dying trend?
I guess you can still pull $10k out of these idiots.
Alexander Rogers
>ban guns because they kill people >don't ban other things that kill WAY more people like cars, cigarettes, junk food, alcohol, ladders, floor tiles, matches, knives
Makes my cranial area buzz
Liam Wood
You can squeeze some if you show them a picture of Donald Trump and give them some sort of a vague hope that the project would stop Trump somehow.
Dominic Hughes
you see but guns are made to kill people....... that's the only purpose.....................
Samuel James
is scamming people on kickstarter illegal??
if not some of us should make a fake #downwithdrumpf campaign and get free gibs
Christopher Adams
guns are a tool to enable the user to take the life of others for defence or its a hobby shall not be infringed poortugal
Ryan Walker
>not understanding sarcasm
Jordan Ramirez
This is why I love Sup Forums
Cooper Smith
pfft knew that thats why we need to ban assault muslims with high capacity burkas
Cooper Price
Can't you just use this guy's app against libs? Nobody argues using the tactics this guy's complaining about like the left. Their entire platform is literally shaming, bullying, pity-parades and calling in support to do the same in greater number. That's half the reason they're even bitching about this in the first place, they've enjoyed being the only ones who use manipulation in discourse for so long that people who are finally sick of being earnest with them are just making them eat their own shit and now they're bitching about the taste.
Chase Baker
Fraud is illegal, yes.
Juan Diaz
It's just a stupid idea.
We don't need some app to tell us why we think the way we think. If I have a strong opinion about guns I have something to back up my opinion. If I don't know anything about, let's say, knitting, then I don't talk about knitting and say that people who knit a certain way are dumb.
Jack Ramirez
lol its a stress card for liberals. "i cant take it, i just cant"
Alexander Reed
>Yoni Cohen-Idov Russian Jews? Every time (((Cohen)))
Oliver Campbell
>mfw 99.99% of their chosen golden responses are textbook logical fallacies
Jacob Smith
read the TOS
I dont think its explicitly forbidden. Ive looked into this before
Nathan Flores
>. just maybe western civilization should crash and reboot
thats not even a question
Logan Kelly
b-b-but Australia banned guns and now Australia has no legal guns
CHECKMATE
Adam Jones
"borrow" OP's linked KIKE app but exclude everything by SJW/leftists
Sebastian King
We can't afford a crash, because there is not going to be a reboot. If western civilization crashes there's not going to be a place for white people. America is going to turn 100% non-white and Europe is going to follow.
This is not ancient history when a civilization can fall apart, spend some hundreds of years in isolation and then spring up again. If you fall now you're done for.
Sebastian Moore
If he's so great at debating, how come he needs to develop a $10k cheat sheet for his phone so he doesn't keep getting destroyed?
Christian Garcia
Fucking gold star idea
James Robinson
>Australia >Banned guns >Murders and suicide remained the same >They say is is all roses and peaches
>Yoni Cohen-Idov (born May 31, 1980) is an Israeli-American debater, journalist, speaker and consultant.
Wyatt Martin
I don't think most of them lie, they're simply not intelligent enough to get past their feeeeelings and figure out what exactly the numbers are, what causes the deaths, why people want to own guns etc. They oversimplify everything to the point where it's just complete nonsense.
The position is that guns are used to kill people, therefore guns are bad and need to be banned. They don't think of anything outside of that.
I support gun ownership because gun-related deaths are statistically insignificant. Sure, people die if you make guns legal because more people have guns. Of course some people are going to die because of that, but same can be said about literally anything. If 500 die every year by falling off a chair while trying to reach a high place then banning chair would in fact reduce the amount of chair related deaths, but that's just such a stupid short sighted ''solution'' it boggles my mind. These people clearly don't care about the deaths. They care about big scary guns that make loud scary noises.
Chase Jenkins
this is suppose to shut down the man in those frames?
each of those is a piece of cake to shoot down
Gabriel Campbell
>Cohen Every time
Christopher Carter
...
Tyler Davis
>COHEN
Nathan Torres
they'll say they are regardless and become irate that you implied they aren't
Christian Smith
We should make the same thing but for free and with all statistics such as murders by race.
Blake Lopez
Australia - Where violent crime rose and knife crimes went through the roof Europe - Home to France, winner of "Western country most shot up by muslims" in 2015 and may retain that title in 2016
Noah Flores
>fact-repellent / logic-resistant people 'winning' arguments and gaining traction just by dint of being louder, allegedly-tougher, or simply spewing falsehoods without consequence, and I want that to change. That's why I came up with "Shut-App!" The irony fucking burns the eyes
Nathan Miller
Aw man this guy thinks i am from a notoriously shitty website