Pitch me your movie idea in 10 words or less

>Heh! You actually have a movie idea to fight capeshit and the star war? Pitch it to us in 10 words or less.

Come on Sup Forums. Now is your chance..

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Midnight Run remake starring Bryce Dallas Howard and Christina Hendricks

Avatar sequels.

Make a film of the long earth books by Pratchett and Baxter. Visuals alone should attract hoards to the theater.

A handsome young Syrian refugee falls in love with a beautiful German girl ala modern day Romeo and Juliet

this would actually be succesful

CONTROVERSIAL dark comedy about drug addicts and heavy drugs users

Weekend At Bernie's with a realistically decaying corpse.

I'm not doing your work for you, hollyjew

Grimdark BSG-style Reboot of "Battlefield Earth".

> plot twist: the Psychlos are the GOOD GUYS.

Time traveling Seals get trapped in the Old West

White beta manchild spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about conspiracies revolving around jews.

They only hope is a transgender woman of color.

It's the 70s, the main character is Jewish and nerdy, his best friend is a part of a drug distributing gang, it's a comedy action flick starring Rogan's gang, budget $10m.

would finance and watch

Schwarzenegger kills spics to free his kidnapped daughter

>the main character is Jewish
Sold

Rapist dies and Hell sent him back as a girl.

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to...

It was something like this but with a playboy

Women teasing men with their feet.

Jason Statham gets put in a bad position by a gang led by an unnecessary sadist and has to concuss everyone in a five block radius to get out.

LOVE IT, but get this HE IS WEARING A RED BOWTIE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE, its is never adressed, the other characters dont even mention how ridiculous it looks, that will keep the audience talking about this kino.

OP said a movie not a kino

>sweating_towel_man.exe

An animated classic Doom movie shot in first person

Ww2 movie from a conflicted nazis perspective

I'd call it love and war

James Holmes

Make a Cinematic Universe of drama movies.
Like a crossover beetween Manchester by the Sea and Moonlight ecc. ecc.
Put Sofia Coppola at the helm

Lol terrible idea

Lesbian cyborg space pirates.

(You) would all watch it.

In WWII during the Holocaust!

i child genius creates a brilliant automated fisting machine with spare parts he had lying around and becomes an international celebrity. his automated fisting machine become like beat headphones with celebrity endorsements and everyone in the world wanting to own their own personal automated fisting machine.
but when mass production begins the automated fisting machines become sentient and cause carnage to the human race.

it is left to clint eastwood who is an anti technologist and uses a manual fisting machine to rise up against the automated fisting machines and lead humanity to salvation.

the movie will be called "The Moist Fist".

sony would invest in this

Directed by our man Quentin for extra footness

I mean, you're right

Paul Joseph Watson is left holding the baby in Basra.

Mining for gold on one of Jupiters moons and finding layer upon layer of dead rednecks abducted from shitholes across the globe.

Capitalise on the popularity of Robin Williams by making a biopic showing his struggle with depression and eventual suicide.

Not bothering with your premise but I hate the fact that I can tell the difference between white ESL and brown ESL posters. You can't learn English from movies, Rajeesh

Stock broker struggles to manage family and stresses; fails miserably

Fidget spinner spins its way into an autistic boys heart

Alexandra Daddario, Bryce Dallas Howard, AO-rated lesbian sex film

actually French but do go on burger.

Blade Runner meets Field of Dreams

>French implying he's ebbed remotely white
I don't even need to change my insulting name for you

Sony should invest in this. As well as all the shit, they release a lot of mediocre films with similar casts.
Having smalls connections between the films in an unobtrusive way would get people watching and talking about these films without being detrimental to their quality

>predator HBO mini series about predators throughout earths history,

stop hurting my french feels bro

Shot-for-shot remake of Training Day in the Toy Story universe.

It's not so much the idea that makes a good (perhaps even successful) movie, it's the execution.

As interesting as that premise might sound, they would fuck it up somehow, I just know it.

Film in 40k universe, but no big fan service. Focus on small scale IG vs Chaos. Story of humans. No exposition, visual storytelling. Rated R.

Russian boy makes a dildo drone intended to land in Putin's mouth

Christina Hendricks fighting off ghouls in a hospital, while changing nurse outfits very often.

>it's a four-hour, black&white art film

A shot of her skin tight nurse outfit covered in fresh blood reveals her nipples. Close up.

Hack writer phishes for ideas: the thread

Nice try Sony. You're going down and there's nothing to do about it

Ghostbusters reboot with down syndrome actors.
Big reveal: Slimer is a ghost of a deceased down syndrome person.
Final boss is a giant chromosome.
Guest star: Corky

A fantasy movie that digs into the implications of a society divided along real, legitimate racial lines, and one relaiant totally on magic for their every need, so much so that their level of technological/medicinal/scientific advancement is minuscule.

Star Trek movie starring autistic people from Sup Forums

A girl have intercourses with everyone but the main character who's madly in love with her.

That would never work. Even if it did there'd never be sequels

A dog close to death relives the best days of his life only to realise he knows who murdered his first owner, and now he must tell his new owner before the vet administers the injection.

Shit, this is a Sony thread?
Fuck off, Sony, you're not having my lesbian cyborg space pirates idea.

Sorry, I only do kino with the best actors around.
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> Nicolas Cage plays a ghetto prince whose nephew gets kidnapped by everyone and is challenged to a race around the world.

Sony, you can keep this idea. Like, totally. Call Christina, now.

>Not open casting to find new quality actors (who you can pay a lot less)

It is our last day on Earth. Mankind is shipping out, our planet that was is dead. As the last human steps aboard the last transport, Jesus returns -- with hilarious consequences.

Fidget Spinner: The Movie starring Paul Dano as autistic Jimmy.

Food Network cinematic universe. Kick it off with Diners, Drive-ins, and Danger: Fiieri Rising. Paula Deen is the villain. Post credits theme is a snipet of the Good Eats theme song.

Ian Huntley reincarnates into emperor penguin and learns value of christmas

k, here it is..

>Jurassic
>Park
>5
what do you think?

Fruit Ninja: the movie
a boy who's the best at Fruit Ninja have to save the world from aliens disguised as fruits

Fidget Spinner: the movie
grandpa dies and reincarnates magically into his nephew's favourite toy: a fidget spinner. They will stop an evil conspiracy to kidnap President's dog

The Sims: the movie
A girl moved to a new town with her parents, she doesn't have many friends and she's not popular, but worry not because her Sims family will come to the rescue, they will turn into real persons one day every week and in that day they will do their best to help their real friends just like she did with their marvellous house, job and family. OST by Paramore.

Animated movie about star-crossed lovers and inter-dimensional cell phones

Dane is a BBQ Pit master who has been using own jizz as secret sauce on his baby back ribs. Christina Ricci plays the health inspector who smells something fishy and goes undercover, only to unravel a bodily fluid / BBQ conspiracy bigger than she could possibly have imagined.

Contains flashing images.

POV style comedy based around the life of the prophet muhammad

Film about the rise and fall of British Leyland

That would be fucking hilarious!

>Nicolas Cage plays a substitute teacher whose pen-pal gets kidnapped by everyone and is enrolled in part-time bartending college.
would watch

Fantasy homage to the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

let us make more ape kino

General Buck Naked's School for Child Soldiers 2

He entire movie a guy walks a long walk through the city - past his school, his uni, first job, the girlfriend house, favorite diner - towards an iconic for him place for an hero only to continue to keep walking after that.

It is 2152 and the world most popular show is about a hotrod body shop that tracks down corpses, customises them and turns them into fully animated, fully functioning porn stars.

Stupid Americans by Michael Moore
A loveable scammer makes a software for an incredibly realistic virtual reality where he build cities with population from all around the world.
But he will not build those cities on the reality, he will build them and make the people inside it according to the most stupid stereotype ignorant americans from flyover states have on the rest of the world.
He will disguise somehow this software as an airline and take advantages of rednecks who want to see the world for few dollars.
In the end rednecks will realize that their state is the best and declare another civil war

Time Travel Epic with Baron Trump and General Patton

Trumps uncle was responsible for looking over the notes of Tesla, an eccentric and misunderstood scientist. He claims to have found nothing but gibberish and walls smeared in shit but little did they know he found the key to time travel.

Cut to future day and age, BT can't even go out in public without getting harassed and death threats so the only place he can go is the past.

A middle aged man going through his midlife crisis due to too much stress and divorce etc tries to becone a rapper.

Black comedy or cringe comedy. Will Farrelesque

Fund this.

The origin story of how moot started Sup Forums.

Allah-lot of laughs this summer for a hallal adventure the whole family can enjoy

A quirky girl with sweater sleeves over her hands, blonde hair and an awkward short term memory loss teaches the CEO of a huge multibillion corp about the value of friendship. And blow jobs.

they travel through time and find telsa. this girl i was dating said it was good

Sounds a bit too realistic. Audiences want escapism

get off Sup Forums max landis!

pretty much president chris without the stroke

What? Are you saying that there are people that fall in love with someone BEFORE the sex? How is it even possible

SpeedCrank (2018)

Keanu Reeves + 20 passengers are driving a giant Jason Statham.

If Jason Statham's heart beat goes below 60 bpm then he explodes killing all the passengers

call it The Anti-Social Network