France appreciation thread.
>Helped America in the civil war
>colonized a quarter of Africa
>Invented the language of diplomacy
>Invented wonderful food
>Had a monarchy that existed for over 1,000 years
>Homeland of one of the greatest military commanders of all time: Napoleon
>Left such a lasting mark that Quebec and Louisiana STILL speak French after over 150 years (Quebec) and 200 years (Louisiana)
>French are kind people in general
>Tons of History
ITT post why you love France
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>Invented wonderful food
cheese and bread is delicious but it ain't a fucking meal
The shape of my land is hexagonal
(((hexagonal)))
France is western garbage country, not worthy of being allowed to lick boots of Slavic masters.
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We are nice and loving people
not warmongers
You know what you must do France.
>Daily reminder census statistics were banned in France under Napoleon so we have absolutely no idea how many ackbars actually exist in France, this is a rough estimate they most like have a lot more.
This has been your daily reminder, have a NICE day.
top cuck
>I-if you don't invade most of Western Europe twice and lose you're a cuck!
In Germany, you can get 5 years in jail for Holocaust denial. Who's the REAL cuck?
France will be our bros forever. Thank you for helping us rebel. We appreciate Colombia as well. I wish you guys would stand up for yourselves against the horde dogs currently invading and bombing the shit out of your country, though. We'd be glad to help out, if you would just ask.
Thanks
It's because there are still anons like you that we keep posting here
You can get 20 years in prison in Germany for not accepting Merkel's Mandated Muslim Masters program.
Pic related.
>Abandonned Quebec to the Brits
>Now Quebec is a prime target for French speaking darky and muzzie immigrants thanks to being former French colonies
You sillies aint my niggas
did France have an ackbar problem in the 1800s I didn't know about?
Not true
You shouldn't be complimented, you need to be ridiculed into actually doing something. A few mosque burnings here and there, a few muslims stabbed up. Being nice doesn't encourage you faggots to do this, it makes you complicit and docile.
You'll see, the trolling and insults is for the greater good, to filter out the weak in you and bring out the strong. Pain will make you stronger, insults make you stronger.
You will learn this in time you cowardly weak piece of shit.
France was always shit. We tried at least.
Always lost to the Brits. Thanks, frogbros.
Napoleon banned census statistics because reasons. I don't know, he was a manlet (when do they ever learn?).
Shut up.
That's what's gotten you into this mess, Frankfam.
>Country cucked by communism for decades
>'Masters'
Thanks for one of the dopest gifts ever, bros.
>ridiculed
>on Sup Forums
>coerce into doing something
you don't know how Sup Forums works, it seems
here we craft memes to post on our own French online communities, here we learn about how we can influence youths
but we've grown acustomed to the notion of the anglos stabbing us in the back
>helped America in the civil war, thus forever dooming its monarchy
>colonized the shit part of Africa
>invented the fancy way to insulte people
>invented wonderful food, like the rest of the world, except England
>monarchy ended in a bloodshed
>adopted Napoleon, a Corsican guy that spoke French with a foreign accent
>in 100 years, the only people speaking French in quebec will be rednecks, such is the case in Louisiana
>French are arrogant pricks
>Tons of History (just like Peru and Turkey)
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Follow your own advice, Nigel. And don't forget, subhanallah!
>French are arrogant pricks
>Tons of History (just like Peru and Turkey)
Except that we've earned the right to be arrogant thanks to our exceptionnal History (unlike Peru and Turkey)
We do, it's time you started.
Do as you're damn well told you cowardly French cuck. You are cuck lord, worse than the Germans and Swedish and British combined.
Fix it.
Fuck France and fuck you faggot
>PS: I still love the few based frigs that post here
>country of plumbers and construction workers who have to go to western Europe to have a job
>masters
Choose one nigger
>Dunkirk, Mers El-Kébir
>lecturing about cowardice
try harder Perfidious Albion
France is worthless, they turned away from the true faith in 1789, i hope the whole country ceases to exist.
>Invented the language of diplomacy
THIS
daily reminder
>Invented the language of surrender
>Invented a Modern tank with 2 Reverse gears
>Shittiest businessmen--Louisiana Purchase for ~17 mill.
>Slavic masters
Haha, fixing toilets won't make you a master
Have you ever fought a war against a stronger opponent?
this Image is the reason why France is the best
Youtube entertainment:
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Legion documentary
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GIGN assault at Marignane
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GIGN documentary
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Algeria war movie
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Patriotic hymns:
Chivalry theme
Claquez Bannière de Chrétienté
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Les Lansquenets
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Chants Des Appelés .Kyrie Des Gueux.
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Revolution theme
Le Chant du départ
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La Marseillaise
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Résistance theme
Le chant des partisans
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14-18 theme
Verdun, on ne passe pas
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La Strasbourgeoise
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La Marseillaise
Casablanca version
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Chinese revolution version
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Reconstitution version
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We fought ourselves.
At least I have a real country to begin with, you immigrant sperm collecting cuck. Napoleon tried to reconnect you with your true overlords, but of course you had to fuck it up in 1830. I guess you still missed being ruled by inbred Austrians, huh?
you absolute cuck even though I am an american our civil war was a shit war and didn't need to happen, your hatred for France is unwarranted. Our relationship needs to go both ways because without each other we would not exist
>poland
>sold most of the equipment to Poland during the war with bolsheviks
>unfortunately Germany ruined that effort
>>Helped America in the civil war
Didn't they gang up with britain and wanted to split the US, France coming in from Mexico and Britain coming in from Canada? Then the Tsar went over and blocked harbors and they fucked off.
I love France because of Le Paysage, La vie a la Campagne, les colines et les cols, the language and the rues de traboules. Also their literature and their cuisine, the waters and lakes, and the Pic du Midi. The oysters, les gendarmes, and Murielle Robin.
Started the revolution that brought us in to the modern era.
Will start the next one removing kebab and lefties (hopefully soon).
Best ally.
We went to America to fuck with the Brits.
Worth it.
Master Plumber
I love my country cause it's the quintessential representative of class and refinement, even if french people can be dumb sometimes
Plus the food here is great
also you smell like cheese what an accomplishment
what do you hate france so much? we are so connected that we need each other to live you burger
>implying that was an insult
Cheese is based.
>we need each other to live you burger
agreed
a world without the land of the free would be meaningless
this man right here is the reason to love france
>Helped America in the civil war
You must be mentally challenged if you believe that this jewery was a good thing
Talking about them, Royalists are getting a lot more power lately, for better or worse I don't know, but I guess we might see another Bourbon at the head of France if shit goes down.
i believe its a good thing, even though no civil rights existed during the Bourbon rule of France there was one things a United France. During the Reign of Louis XIV and XV France was the absolute power house of europe and no one could challenge them. now of days france does not have unity and we are loosing more and more of precious france every day to the islamic terror something that needs to end
At least we don't shart in mart :/
>france recycles used poo memes from India due to massive general strikes