/ausnz/

bulli edition

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Good afternoon gang, hows ya day been?

Conway is being an ass

If you like that maybe I'll try something else, maybe I'll snip off little bits of your hair, you better stay still, you wouldn't want the scissors to miss
Hey matey, I've had a good day so far, how about you?

>Getting bullied

k

So what's new?
>getting bullied

their sexual energy is slowly taking over their actions and now they dom eachother to release

>I hear people downstairs
I don't like this

No, you're just a pervert
Be very quiet and hope they don't figure out you're there

viciously masturbate to scare them off

I already did

Offer them your bp

when did my countrymen become such faggots, bet you guys voted labour

Do it again
Hell no, I voted ACT for a meme

Do you two get along?
Every so often its fight, then you want to be with one another.
I given up keeping track desu.
I've done nothing today.
It's been okay.
Hmmmm...
They release all this built up energy.
It's no good.

I really like it when you get this lewd Liechty

I voted TOP

I voted Maori.
What a waste.

even worse
and your local mp?

Wait
Did you really?

Solid plan, I'm going to do that to scare my friends off

Dunno
What if they just join in?

bit ironic

t. boomer nat shill or Winston boot licker or commie greenie
Take your pick, they are all cancer

hey welly

>own your future
you bet it is

Winston is a moron and Nat are far better then labour/greens.

w..why?

Fucking of course not.
I went NZF and Damien O'connor for the local, who was Labour.

>labour
thanks for destroying this country neet

I'd have voted National if it wasn't ol boring boomer bill, fake fiscal hole Joyce and prisoners don't have human rights Paula.
Even you have to admit that National leadership is literally fucking awful.

Just doing my part buddy.

why are conservatives and nationalists always such meme parties?

>implying I meet their standards

Leadership isn't the best but do you seriously want a literal communist in charge of our country?
Don't forget to claim your stolen land benefits Tamati.

All parties are bad memes in nz

>literal communist
We both know that's not true

Didn't think there could be a bigger meme of a country than Canada.

>literal communist in charge of our country?
You're being a bit dramatic don't you think?

because their main platform is based on the nostalgia of old people
>bring back muh goldn years

>Labour are commies
Labour isn't even raising taxes let alone taking control of private enterprise.
I can only assume you are now baiting or retarded, go back to Sup Forums

ah yes the raging homosexuals now engage in high class political debates

>Ardern has described herself as a social democrat,[7] a progressive,[8] a republican[52] and a feminist,[73] citing Helen Clark as a political hero[74] and calling capitalism a "blatant failure"
>In early 2008, she was elected as the President of the International Union of Socialist Youth,[6] a role which saw her spend time in several countries, including Jordan, Israel, Algeria and China.[15]
No, she played the immigration card, already wants to take in more rapefugees.
Winston won't let them, Jacinda is literally a communist and says capitalism is a blatant failure.

Why is everyone on this island a cuck

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>high class political debates
No such thing I'm afraid

idk, it's cute

>capitalism is a blatant failure.
>Signs TPPA
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Her words.

just filter subjects with /ausnz/ or fuck off you autist

I don't get it, she claims to be lots of things but communist isn't one of them

conway sleep with me (no lewd)

She said it was a failure based on the issues of homelessness and child poverty.
She is completely correct.
A wealthy first world country should not have starving children.
But good job reading a Newshub article headline without reading the article itself.

>Helping in the 3rd world = literal communist
I can't wait to get to the front of the bread line

>implying a politicians words are worth anything

k

do you mostly hang out on Discord or something

I'M HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Watching Train Spotting 2 on tv right now OwO

no
dont have discord

>Massive homelessness
>Starving children
>Insane house prices and rent
Don't worry lads, the market will correct sometime soon. I just know it.

Welcome home buddy.
How was ya day?

They made a second one?
Is it any good?

hello desu
westy i have lost my plushy and now im sad :(

Welcome home

>people are still talking downstairs
oh god, it won't stop

oh

My day has been tiring. I'm currently in a state of timelessness desu.
It's pretty good desu. Nice to see old friends return desu.
HELLO!

How has your day been?

Thanks desu ;3

How has your day been?

Where could it have gone has your roommate stolen it?
Start yelling at them

w..what?
did i say something wrong?

was alright satan

:(
Do you snuggle it in bed?
You could snuggle me until you find it.
Yell down the stairs for them to keep it quiet.

OH I SWEAR IF THAT RETROT TOUCHES MY STUFF THERE WILL BE BLOODY CORPSES

no, you just didn't get on today and I was wondering if you were on Discord

I'm Good, I had a huge walk and now I'm lying on one of my friends couch doing sweet fuck all

What do you think she is then?
When the fuck did this site become filled with so many left wingers?
The homelessness issue is overplayed by the media and count people living with friends or in government housing as homeless, 1 in 100 is a bullshit statistic, I've only seen about 5 homeless people my entire life.
We aren't Norway, we don't have oil money to give to every poor Maori fuck who doesn't work, the reason for child poverty falls to the parents 9/10 times.
I don't read newshub shit site.
>>Helping in the 3rd world = literal communist
I was referring to her role, but the fact that she visited Israel really makes you think.
>Massive homelessness
Fuck off it isn't massive, most people aren't sleeping on the streets and in a country like NZ if you are it is probably your own fault.
>Starving children
What can we do about that aside from taking Tamati's 13 children away from him?
>Insane house prices and rent
House prices that were falling and National had a great plan to deal with that I saw being built in my backyard, but Labour being the fucking useless cunts they are just trying to 1 up national and trying to make something with no real plan.
And yes it will, even with 0 help the prices will naturally go down.

yes please by my plushy
cant sleep without it des

>What can we do about that
keep people from spending their food vouchers on fucking doritos

You could "interrogate" him
The usual centre-left politician

sometimes i m even too lazy to turn on my pc

Me on the left

that's ok liechty

today was kinda sad

The usual centre left politician doesn't decrease immigration only to increase rapefugee take.

Not to mention all their other retarded policies such as removing benefit obligations, remove funding for charter schools (so much for being for the kids), free first year of uni.

conway and liechty

That's nice desu :3 What are you doing now?
OwO that sounds comfy desu :3
AAAAH DON'T HURT THEM!

dont know why, but i like this picture
also no. Gell would freeze before i touch that person in a lewd way

Okie, just to let you know I sleep nude.

>When the fuck did this site become filled with so many left wingers?
um sweetie, I'm barely left wing
I'm a liberterian
>democracy, human rights, and youth policy
That's what that International Union of Socialist Youth does, oh wow she visited Israel? We all know how left-wing the Israelis are. It's almost like they have a massive problem with human rights huh.

Honestly the poverty and homeless may be overstated, those are hardly issues I even care about desu

>even with 0 help the prices will naturally go down
Cool dude, maybe in 30 years I'll be able to buy a house. God bless.

I know that fell
me with the knife
For once I wasn't implying anything lewd

beeing annoyed that tha cramp in my leg still hasnt quiet down
w..why sad?

Yeah there is three of us on a fold out couch
It's just nice and chill

>unironically using the terms cuck and rapefugee
why are poltards so predictable

thats okay but i sleep in my py
Its cold here so i advise you do the same

>I'm a liberterian
you're barely even a liberal

felt too bad to do anything with my bf so we just ate and watched stuff today

LEWD

I-I think this general has just made me feel sadder cause I have no one to cuddle desu.
I woke up yesterday and when I tried to stretch my leg I cramped it to high hell desu.
Sounds comfy desu :3

>you're barely even a liberal
In Yank terms or actual political terms?

Oh no that must be awful, just spending time with your bf

Talking about in general.
I wasn't referring to Israel being left wing at all, you realise a lot of the communists were Jewish right?

>Cool dude, maybe in 30 years I'll be able to buy a house. God bless.
Ok and with the plan we already had house prices were dropping and would be what they were 10 years ago in about 6-8 years.
Don't even browse Sup Forums just don't want a bunch of shitskins to come here pretending to be fleeing war.

the american version isn't even comparable to libertarianism, why would I use that

NO!
I won't wear anything to bed, you'll have to keep me warm.

>you realise a lot of the communists were Jewish
Here we go, now your gonna tell us this is all part if some Jewish masterplan to control the world

i hope you will get better soon qt
tell your bf he should take good care about you
my leg still hurts but now its getting better
pain was nice somehow.
o..okay i can keep you warm under my sheets. Just keep your bulge under control okay

but
the jews...