What were his final thoughts?

What were his final thoughts?

WE

>The stoveses, did we leaves it on, precious?

>should have deleted my browser history, haha

WUZ

STOVE

Why am I sinking in dense molten magma

>Why didn't they just ride the Eagles to Mount Doom

>I could have saved money by switching to geiko
XDDDD

KANGS

I should have Baneposted more

Somewhere, a fat neckbeard has this screenshot tattooed on his bum.

>Now you're probably wondering how I got into this mess...

>I should have voted for Hillary

>my runty little vestigial corrupted hobbit penis and rectum is burning in this incredible hot lava

>Finally, after all these years, I have become the Lord of the Rings

>What was Sauron's tax policy?

Ow!

jej

You mean I wasn't really a Lord of the Ring?!

"Finally, after all these years I have become Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"

Flat tax, with small tax emptions that land and business owners may apply for.

>*record scratch*
>Hey, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Let's rewind a bit
>*rewinds to him being born*
>Not that far back!
>*fast forwards to Smeagol fishing*
>That's better

"We shouldn't have spent all that time in Sup Forums, precious...What a waste..."

>What were his final thoughts?

"Muh precious" what else?

*freeze frame* *record scratch*

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be an adventurer.

Could have been a mafic melt

fisherman you faggit

wtf i love sauron now

why didnt he simply put on the ring, it would of protected him from the lava

he's got my vote

"HOW THE FUCK AM I DENSER THAN STONE??"

I've tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

What ive hung
Ive hanged myself.

...

>yay i got the thing, oh wait i'm dying, noooo

Hi. I actually have a VERY similar tattoo, it's gollum talking to himself in that evil/good gollum scene. However i'm not ''fat'' per se i'd class myself as overweight for sure but not fat and I can barely grow a ''neckbeard'' at all and the tattoo in question is located on my inner thigh, nowhere near ther buttock area. You're ALMOST there.

the only way they were able to sneak the ring into the place was to stage a huge distraction and send it in with a couple of tiny hobbits

if they tried to fly it in on eagles the eye of sauron would have seen them fucking immediately and sent a shitton of nazguls and archers in to intercept

>I never got to try the meat that was back on the menu

>flawed logic

hw is getting molted
no

>voting trump was a mistake