ITT: Things only liberals do

ITT: Things only liberals do

>Holds coffee cups with both hands

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thesocietypages.org/cyborgology/2015/01/12/fact-check-your-demand-for-statistical-proof-is-racist/
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/20/i-only-read-non-white-authors-for-12-months-what-i-learned-surprised-me
thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/11/hipsters_on_food_stamps.html
youtube.com/watch?v=nJ5XoMXyH28
newsmax.com/US/cities-bankruptcy-after-detroit/2013/08/06/id/519081/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/85616235/#q85616235
rare.us/story/exploding-the-lefts-red-state-myths/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>apologize for the pigmentation of one's skin

like... i can't

We already had this exact thread today, go away.

I lean so far to the right I don't even use the cup's handle and enjoy my hand getting scolded each time I drink a cuppa.

Not have children

I actually have a theory on why they do this. Ever notice how people with right-wing values are just more competent and coordinated? They know how to throw a baseball. They know how to use a shovel. They could beat someone in a fight. etc.

So many liberals just do nothing all day and they don't develop any skills; all they do is sit around fantasizing about a communist utopia. I've never seen a liberal that's good at anything.

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Shill need shekels.

He also has a watch with a small face aka a womans watch. Men should have a 40mm face diameter minimum.

>Say "objectively" every 3 seconds.

I want to punch this guy in his stupid fucking face so hard.

He's on the list.

>not holding a teabag between your teeth and pouring boiling hot water straight out of the kettle into your mouth

Fucking labour voters

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So he drinks cold coffee?

>this thread again

fuck off

They tell us what year we're currently in

Think for themselves instead of blindly believing what the msm says

>collect male friends like pokemon if they're women

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Calm down, Mohammad. We are just havin' a giggle mate.

EXHIBIT A: STRONG CONSERVATIVE MAN VS PRISSY LEFTY

Wow... Just WOW... In not even going to dignify that with a response.... Just go get educated

>How to know you're talking to a libshit on the internet:

They use the words "Toxic", "Problematic", "Gross" (when not referring to something that's actually disgusting) "Systematic" and "Objectively".

I tried to write a post in disagreement with this, but besides a couple people I know, this is entirely accurate.

I thought it was papa franku

praise kek for the truth in this thread. pic related to your observation

You're right, I must stop polluting the gene pool.

Is there a scientific explanation for the correlation between balding prematurely and being a nu-male?

t. guy who spends hours on Sup Forums every day fantasizing about a fascist utopia

>not posting the best one

That's a lot of calories a day.

>Things only liberals do

Read books and get an education :^)

thesocietypages.org/cyborgology/2015/01/12/fact-check-your-demand-for-statistical-proof-is-racist/

forget education, stats is rayciss

>Things only liberals do

Hold a job :^)

Baldness is caused by hormonal imbalances. There's a specific testosterone to estrogen combination that makes men go bald. Basically these men have high estrogen and their testosterone levels are most likely abnormal too.

>wilhelm ii
He was a neurotic autist, find someone better.

>Moooooooom, libs are using big words and I don't understand them, and it's just not faaaaaaaaaaaair

lmao

>read books
*propaganda. Liberals don't read anymore.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/20/i-only-read-non-white-authors-for-12-months-what-i-learned-surprised-me

This thread popped up again because it actually lures out faggots like you two.

Guess again.

thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/11/hipsters_on_food_stamps.html

>The Guardian

No thanks, if there's anything I learned from Trump threads, it's that you can't trust liberal sources.

Nice try, commie cuck :^)

>ITT: Things only liberals do

Major in STEM :^)

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Libs also don't go bankrupt 4 times in a row :^)

>Get aids

The title of the article in the URL is all you need to see. Also, if any of you haven't woken up to Sam Harris yet, here's a relevant introduction: youtube.com/watch?v=nJ5XoMXyH28

It's only noon here in the real world

Isn't it always liberals who cry about stupid shit at work and demand safe spaces?

>tfw started current job as 2nd line IT Support in April
>tfw been promoted to team leader and given the oportunity to start my own team from scratch because I never complain and get stuck into any challenge I'm presented with and exceed expectations

Having a good attitude towards work goes a long way

>theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/20/i-only-read-non-white-authors-for-12-months-what-i-learned-surprised-me

muh enlightenment
muh virtue signalling

>Sam Harris

No thanks, if there's anything Sup Forums taught me, it's that you can't trust the Jews.

Nice try, JIDF :^)

___ did ___ and it's EVERYTHING!

What did Willy mean by this?

And they say the upper lower class in UK is dead :^)

Oh yes. These babies need everything handed to them on a plate. They don't understand the concept of hard work/struggle = reward.

Makes sense, since they don't start businesses. The cities run by liberals have a pretty bad habit of going bankrupt, though.

newsmax.com/US/cities-bankruptcy-after-detroit/2013/08/06/id/519081/

>fight for lgbt rights

Liberals really suck at teen pregnancies though :^)

Libs are also pretty good at governing :^)

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>gross
>big word
Is this the famous German sense of humour I've heard so much about?

>wear t-shirts with stupid fucking slogans

NM is not republican dipshit some of these are swing states.

Go brush your tooth, Britbong :^)

>OP is British
You are not very smart.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/85616235/#q85616235

Where did this meme came from?

What does any of what you said have to do with drinking coffee?

If you hold your coffee cup with both hands, you're uncoordinated and talentless. Any competent person would grab the handle with one hand.

Liberals exercise extreme levels of cognitive dissonance.

show compassion

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Gotta eat big to get big, cmon

This is because our extremeties get cold due to iron deficiency caused by our ethical eatment of animals.

Prep the bull

Use the phrase "open minded". Funnily enough people who say that are always shocked at dissenting opinions and can't handle it.

Agreed
These faggots know nothing when it comes to buying a watch

Shouldn't you be digging your WW2 PTSD hole in the beach right now, Mehmet?

Jesus Christ I'm so tired of this ridiculous chart. Learn how American politics work before you comment on them. rare.us/story/exploding-the-lefts-red-state-myths/

Really made me exercise my brain neurons

Are completely worthless
Also niggers

>MOOOM PEOPLE DRINK COFFEE DIFFERENTLY THAN ME ;____; AND WHERE'S MY HOTPOCKETS, YOU KNOW HOW I'M TOO PATHETIC TO GET A JOB AND A LIFE!

Shouldn't you be horifficly betraying 1.400 white British girls right now, Mortimer? :^)

>Learn how American politics work

If Trump doesn't have to, I don't either :^)

weird looking fedora

>people who are open-minded are close-minded to close-mindedness
great job asshat, no shit
absolutely baffling

Stammering affectation/intellectual stutter (Woody Allen/Barack Obama)

That's because it's not a fedora.

I / your mom

more of these pls, i remember one that basically said 'who cares about Islamic terrorism, there was a christian bakery store that refused to bake cakes for gays!'

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Youre like projecting your insecurities pushed by systemic racism and a capitalistic cycle that traps us in socioeconomic traps that only socialism can break us from tho

go back to /gsg/ autists, this is a willy waggling free board

You are retarded. I'm talking about the people who recoil in horror at the thought of limiting immigration and calling you close minded, when they have never considered that position or listened to arguments supporting it, making them ironically the close minded ones. If you haven't met a person like this you probably haven't met anyone.

/thread

I do this just to warm my hands when it gets cold.

libfags.

have colored hair

like trump? OH SHIT BTFO FOREVER YOU CAN NOT RECOVER

SHUT IT DOWN