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sandie sucks audrey is better

Imagine giving her a hug with nothing held back

DALE CUP LOL

YOU WILLING TO GO ALL THE WAY, HUH?
YOU GONNA DO IT TO ME?

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms The Man from Another Place never gets his form back. (Pic is Evolution of the Arm)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

could it be that they only call on candie because s. & m. are in even worse shape?

>so you wanna fuck the Homecoming Queen, huh?

its been confirmed that eddie vedder recorded a song that plays during the true detectives finale that confirms that eddie vedder won't be showing up this season and would've broken an NDA for revealing his role if it were true

I don't like these off-brand lunchposter imitations trying to force their own “____ ____ lol" memes

it is kinda weird that they keep calling on candie when she's such a fuckup. maybe it's a seniority thing and the other 2 have been there longer

I feel like this is the case

reminder that audrey horne will return tonight in a rape scene costarring her son richard

kale cooper lol

Reminder the Woodsman was the voice on the other end of the phone when Shadowcoop tried to call Phillip Jeffries.

>episode is called Let's Rock
>it's nothing but roadhouse performances

B R U N C H E D
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dale pooper lol

brain tumor lol

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do i have to know original twin peaks to watch the new one?

quail cooper lol

You should watche the original twin peaks to watch the original twin peaks

no but you need to read My Life My Tapes

Sheryl Lee is a wonderful, lovely, sweet, talented, intelligent, kind and huggable lady with a smile and voice like no other!

laura cucking bobby is what deserves for cucking leo.
and that's what leo deserves for cucking shelly.
and that's what shelly deserves for cucking laura.
and that's what laura deserves for cucking bobby.
and that's what bobby deserves for cucking leo.

ben horne cucks pete and his wife with catherine.
he also cucks catherine with the one-eyed jack girls.

hank also cucks norma with the one-eyed jack girls.
but that's what norma gets for cucking nadine with big ed.

james cucks donna with maddie and the blonde cougar.
but that's what donna gets for stealing her dead friend's boy.

leland, father of said dead friend, cucks his wife with their own daughter and other teen prostitutes.

but then laura did cuck sheriff truman with josie.

wow wee, an entire town of cucks and cuckees.

yeah, its a continuation of the last episode

>right after this scene

>be donna
>see your childhood best friend laura spiral down into all kinds of trouble including sex, drugs and abuse
>want to help her so one day follow her to the bar where she picks up older men
>see opportunity to join them in a night full of coke-snorting, border-crossing sex bonanza
>walk up to them and utter the coolest, most grown-up introduction you can think of:

LETS BOOGIE

imagine dougie riding in a buggy lol haha

yes

u virgin

it's a soap opera

David CHILD RAPIST lol

tonight's episode is about moira confirmed

We love her!

sail cooper lol

Teeth

FUSCOES CONFIRMED

>No DUGE license plate

I bet she smells very nice too

Mail Cooper LOL

you think we'll see based hawk tonight lol haha?

hes my favorite hehe

So fellas what are we gonna see in part 12?

Mole Woman

Do you read books starting 3/4ths of the way through?

Judy

Would you guys still like The Return if it was shot using the Sony PD-150?

Anything less would be a crime!

Should we be talking about her?
Lmao

Annie's daughter

that haircut is unsettling on him

poured in bowl lol

it's almost like the show parodies soap operas or something

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Gordon Cole lays an egg that hatches into another frogbug

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Oh fuck no
I'm not a film purist but I hate vhs looking garbage

that's not true, it's at least going to have small intermissions with "where are they now" fragments of the old characters that haven't appeared yet (big ed, audrey)

next week, cooper will wake up at the end

week after that, it's going to be another flashback to the 1956 time line

MIGHTY GOOD LYNCHING

rotfl

I wish I was those flowers

almost as cool as james

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>Imagine it was your dick instead of those flowers

What will happen tonight??? Should I make a cup of black coffee to watch? I typically drink Starbucks Verona.

Don't forget the sweeping

Judy will be talked about.

everytime.

roadhouse performances back to back. There are going to be small intermissions with the original characters that haven't been featured yet. Cooper's return is next week

no sweeping this episode, it will be a significant part of the two part finale though.

Don't ask me for proof for all my posts, or I could be sued for a lot of money. But my tips are genuine

Imagine subsisting on a diet of Black Lodge Pussy for 25 years and maybe your tongue slips in her fartbox too

a cutest

That's a very lewd imagination, user

how comes andy hasnt done anything about the car runover witness who disappeared

I'd like it even more.

jesus, i forgot about this creep.

A cutie like Sheryl makes me think lewd things.

Why is that, user?

How can you forget The Little Rascals?

Lynch knows how to pick them
I want to defile her too

Because she's a cutie I wouldn't mind seeing on screen...and on my dick.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Because he's obviously incompetent. He shouldn't have let the guy set up a time to meet in the first place.

BEGONE EDDIEPOSTER

Why does the quality of that photo get worse every time/

chose best judy

Friendly reminder that you're gay
Owned

>(Pic is evil Cooper)
Give me one reason why Mr. C would dress up like the real Cooper.

WHEN THE TWILIGHT IS GONE
AAAH AAAH

AND NO SONGBIRDS ARE SINGING
AAAH AAAH

WHEN THE TWILIGHT IS GONE
AAAH AAAH

YOU COME INTO MY HEART
AAAH AAAH

he born like that

Girl (1956)

That song is radical.

>mfw Vedder's song plays this episode and vedderfags are BTFO

cap this

>9 hours til kino again

I hope vedderfag keeps posting even after Cooper gets his mind back

>he started posting a version where you can't see his eyes properly because i pointed out that his irises and skin are normal

lmao btfo

CANDIE HYPE TONIGHT, AUDREY AND COOPER NEVER COMING BACK CANDIE X DOUGIE FOREVERRRRRR

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We can all agree that Episode 8 is the worst of the season right? It was clearly made to pander to and hook in the normies, in the sense that it is so blatantly "art" and "difficult" that it almost verges into parody.