Why are the Czechs so godawful at making games?

Why are the Czechs so godawful at making games?

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>Slovak shitting on czechs.
Why can't you guys go back?

Ummm sorry? The based author hold same political believes as me, how can the game be bad????

he's a Slovene, not a Slovak, Don Juan

isn't this game any good?
fuck i wanted to buy it

It's pretty good besides performance. Skyrim babies hate it though because there's no dragons and you don't stroll about finding a dragur dungeon around every corner.

its good but too hard for me
i spent like 2 hours trying to kill the bald guy and now can't find Johanka from Merhojed

I find it pretty enjoyable, all the Arma voice actors are kinda distracting though.

but the bugs, hory shiet! Minifreezes, everything that can humanly clip into another thing doing so all the time, the lighting changing every moment of every cutscene...not to mention that it looks like fkn Oblivion from 10 yrs ago. It's a far cry from W3.

It's full of bugs.

Haven't had any crashes, had to reload a save once. Couple minor bugs here or there don't matter to me.
Saying it looks like Oblivion is just bullshit though. The draw distance is garbage but the game looks alright and during certain times of day looks really nice even.
Witcher 3 is obviously graphically superior, but it had a larger and more experienced studio behind it. The game has its own problems too.

Game is top tier if you're an odfag who likes a hardcore/simulation approach to games and are tired of themepark RPG design with dungeons and save checkpoint every 20m lest the player gets his ADD triggered. And of course, an authentic medieval setting.

Glitchy af though indeed.

>Saying it looks like Oblivion is just bullshit though
The color palette is pretty similar. I think it's more like Medieval Engineers' one, but Oblivion is close to it as well.

What the fuck, how is this thing actually getting good scores?

because it's a good game

>no niggers
That's actually a great marketing. Sup Forums will buy any garbage if you just tell them what they want to hear.

the game's great you pleb

Czechs are only good at porn and making comfy cities.

How is that something to market? You wouldn't expect there to be niggers in 15th century Bohemia.

Not fair to the game which merely wants to depict a medieval backwater as accurate as possible. It's from the creator of Mafia and Mafia II which had black characters.

He just told one SJW twitter fairy to fuck off that's it. Hardly pandering to Sup Forums.

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>the men in front of the village inn have a heated political conversation in a 10min cutscene you're forced to sit through
>after a second cutscene, you're free to explore
>go up to the men and start clicking on them
>no response, not even a flavour quote
>start jumping on the table they're sitting at
>no response
>many cutscenes later, you're forced to flee the village
>flee the opposite way than the 'suggested' one
>get teleported to the next stage of the game

OPEN WORLD
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Right, but that's the way it was PRed.

this game is actually pretty good
performance and bugs are downsides but plot is great and this game has some nice unique mechanics like if you ride your horse through the dense forest at full speed you are actually losing health when all the bushes and trees are scratching your face, and your face is actually being damaged, it's bleeding

true open world begins later, when you are saved by Teresa, be patient
the map is fucking great, all you can see around you are realistic forests, all of them you can enter, there are no monsters, no bandit camps like in witcher 3, you can just walk around and listen to the birds
feels like home

ps. if you have SSD i recommend installing game there because HDD loading times are ridiculous

>It's from the creator of Mafia and Mafia II
I thought these guys had no experience in game development before. That could explain why animation is so horrible.

and this game really lacks some slavic voiceover, what were they thinking making a fucking FRENCH voiceovers, but no czech or even russian at least
i'm sick of hearing all these slavic names with english accents

>neat systems-driven rpg with lots of fun features and a good story
>today's plebs get caught up on superficial shit like janky animations or no black people and cry endlessly on social media
where have the days of appreciating fine eurojank gone?
agreed, really would've preferred czech VA

It would be much better if they do not fuck up the lip sync.

NANNI

I was honestly a bit hyped for this game, but then I saw Cr1tikal's stream: youtube.com/watch?v=yqtmpsQ3MiM

This game is pure shit

>superficial shit like janky animations
It could be fine 10 years ago, but in 2018 there is no reason to tolerate shit like that.

had a walk with cute czech girl now
stay virgin faggots haha

Its mediocre but the dev isn’t a sjw cuck so I bought it anyway

people twitching weirdly in conversations did nothing to my enjoyment in 2007, why would it do anything in 2018? you sound like you're just a AAA slave.

Germanic roots

I enjoy it and find it fun, isn't that what a game is about

YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEST GAMES ALLIANCE

They should make more games like this, based on realistic medieval wars and events.

Because technology made a huge step forward. If devs don't care about the game why should I care?

Love the Witcher, but Gothic is shit.

>technology made a huge step forward
Hихyя c 2007 гoдa нe измeнилocь. лишь гpaфикy и физикy чyткa пoдкpyтили. Идёт пycтaя выкaчкa бaблa. Boт ecли взять игpy 2002 гoдa и 2007 - тaм пpoгpecc видeн нaлицo.

I've followed this game for the past few years and I thought the combat was suppose to be more like Chivalry.
Instead it looks like that For Honor crap.

Is the game worth a buy at least? I still want to play it.

>it's ok when Japanese do it

Лицeвyю aнимaцию дeлaть нayчилиcь зa пpoшeдшиe 10 лeт. Ecли ты дeлaeшь cюжeтнyю, мaть твoю, pпг, гдe кaмepa пocтoяннo пoкaзывaeт лицa пepcoнaжeй кpyпным плaнoм, тo пoтpyдиcь их хoть aнимиpoвaть нopмaльнo.

It really is. Love the minimalism and the attention to detail, all the things you can learn in the codex with medieval illustrations and the overall challenging (not only due to glitches) gameplay.

the combat is better than chivalry in my opinion, definitely not like For Honor. it does get a bit clumsy when facing more than one guy but I suppose that's realistic.

The combat is more like mount and blade but more in-depth

>1389: The Jihadening
>Mission Completed: Slap Marko into unconsciousness
>Mission Issued: Go see Dragana at her kuća and exact your reward

What's the problem with buying it and refund if you don't like it?

I hate doing refunds for some reason.
Well that makes me feel better. I guess I'll go ahead and buy it, it's not like you see many games like this anyway.

>FRENCH
Wow rude

>I hate doing refunds for some reason.
What? They just send money back on your card, like nothing happened. What's there to hate?

lmao

Some developers here wanted to make a video game about Marko Kraljevic, but they changed their minds because the market here is weak.

I always felt like there was a limit to it. Like if you kept doing it they might think you are some kind of con artist.
So I always tried to save the refund for games I hate or can't run.

>So I always tried to save the refund for games I hate
Isn't that the case? You buy the game you might like and if you don't you refund it.

Does this game have anything going for it in any way other than pandering to european nationalists with we wuz knightz and shiet? Gameplay videos looked boring as fuck to me.

It's basically the game you play while waiting for Bannerlord.

How is it similar to M&B? It looks like an even more bland Skyrim without fantasy.

Serbia has already proved itself as a strong Eurojank manufacturer with Underrail. Poland, Croatia, Serbia and the Ukraine are the four pillars of the Jankpire.

Recycling the same shitty engine since OFP. Fuck you Czechnia.

All that medieval setting with knights and shit. Also, combat system kinda reminds me of Mount and Blade.

This one is on Cryengine.

Underrail is not jank.

I have about 6 hours in it. It is pretty good, just really open ended. You have to think open your situation realistically in this game. Stuff like hunger and cleanliness can effect your reputation and make you leff effective in combat. I think it’s worth the purchase.

it looks like it was made in 1996, ergo it's jank

t. hohol

The game is still teaching you how to play. That whole part of the game is tutorial.

What it has to do with hohols?

Because there are no Gothic-hating Russians.

Solid logic right here, lad.

That's bullshit. Gothic is a bad game and I see no reason to like it.

Russia was always Morrowind territory. European games were never popular here.

>quest to kill a bandit leader, should also kill his mates and take their ears if possible
>leave all my heavy armor at home, dress only in leathers and a gambeson
>take my strongest bow and a fast stabby sword, no shield
>brew a nice and nasty sleeping poison
>locate their camp in the middle of the woods, near a brook but away from the roads
>wait for nighttime
>drink a night vision boosting potion
>start sneaking closer veeery slowly
>two bandits on watch, one sitting by the fire, one patrolling around the camp
>shoot arrow into a rock maybe 20 meters away
>they both go and see what it was
>sneak up to food pot, drop in sleeping poison
>leave camp, wait an hour
>go back, everyone is asleep
>close-range headshot everyone with bow while they sleep

>Well that makes me feel better. I guess I'll go ahead and buy it, it's not like you see many games like this anyway.
If you're unsure on it I'd wait until there's more patches out at least. The two hour trial period covers barely the start of the game when the tutorial alone takes like 6 hours. It only really gets good after that.

>>drink a night vision boosting potion
Bravo, Vavra! Finally the 100% realistic Dragon-free game we've been waiting for without any pointless magical elements, just basic medieval gameplay.

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yep, the potions are pretty much magic. I personally don't care, but advertising it as 100% accurate is shitty.

Only germans play 100% realistic games.

>Mfw bestie pal from back then is both czech and crazy about all things medieval and swordfighting and was following this game way back since the pre-alpha/first infos came out a couple years ago
>Lost contact in the meantime

Really fucking hope things change for the better soon so i can try and establish contact again, iirc he also goes to the medieval fair in muh city almost every year

It was made by #based anti SJW devs
WHITE AND BASED game like Erdogan

Still waiting for an answer: is there anything in this game for someone who is not interested in european history?

>get into a fight with three niggas
>struggling, almost dead
>run like a little bitch and pray to god they don't catch up
>see a stack of wood and jump ontop of it as a last resort
>npcs can't jump
>mfw i snipe all three with a bow and arrow while they just run into the woodstack

i just fucked some old nobleman's wife lmao
cucked

>Wearing all your gear while on the romance missions.
Super pleb.

>European games were never popular here.

That's true, desu.
American videogames were always more popular in Russia than the European ones.

German games are not European despite what some Pole might think. They are only popular in countries closely linked with Germany.
UK games are basically American.