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Edition: Thursday morning with the lads

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yankees

need women out of business

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Have you been anywhere else lad? Wish I could just travel around wherever but instead I need to toilslave to fund anything cool

>we thought the future would be floating about on hoverboards and self-tying shoelaces
>it turned out to be sitting in front of a screen competing for attention over a global digital communications network
humans are such scum haha

Really need to go in the shower and get ready

find it bizarre how asians eat sea urchins, eels, poisonous fish, sharks, etc.
am I being picky or is that just seafood you generally should not eat, but asians have turned a survival necessity into a cultural delicacy?

Really need to go read a chapter or two of my book

Just through some soy sauce in the dustbin

gonna have to hold this poo in whilst i go to the barbers

why

>urchins, eels, poisonous fish
all of these are eaten in europ and are fine, unless you mean fugu when you say poisonous fish

Feel like shit.

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Just want her back

>he doesn't have bathroom barbers
the absolute state of Britain

getting a cut is already stressful enough, I wouldn’t want a poo rumbling around inside of me throughout

no weirder than eating a mammals brain or tongue

can confirm I'm en route to greggs

BOOM BOOM JAPAN

yeah
like fugu, cabezon, lionfish, rockfish, etc.
urchins, ok fair enough
eels are gross and smell terrible, no idea why any culture would eat them

Ask him to cut your poo too la aha

yeah I'll have a 5 on the sides and a number 2 out the back

What's so stressful about getting a haircut? It literally just grows back after a short while hahah.

no no im the based yank

>2018
>not snipping a log while someone snips your barnet

Business idea: Strong mustard that can be enjoyed without the FUCKING mustard fumes that go up my sinuses and make me scream in pain

I went to Jammu/Kashmir in 2015 but I'd like to go back to Colorado short term

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runt

why are yanks allowed to have such natural beauty they don't deserve it

The first thing they think of when they see an animal is food. It's like a fetish I think. They consider the bit that sets the animal apart to be the best bit, eg. a shark's fin is the best bit of the shark because it's the distinguishing feature. For the duck, it's the webbed feet. For the monkey, it's the brain.

I read about a restaurant the had a table that was like the medieval stocks, but on it's side, so the head is trapped, sticking up through a hole in the table. Monkeys would be put in this table, body underneath, head sticking up through the top. The chef would use a circular saw to remove the top bit of the skull, and diners would eat the brains out with a spoon. The monkey is alive for the whole thing. It was illegal, but that won't stop people doing this shit in China.

love eels me

I just do five sides and back
does getting I shorter on the back look much better?

haven't seen the good yank in some time wonder where he's gone

i eat eels everyday as does the family and the whole parish

no you twat, it was a poo joke

what's the best way to prep eel?

any jellied eals man in? love good wholesome british grub me, can't stomach the foren stuff

yeah alri gaffer can I get a 3 on top and a 1 on the back and sides please, box the front off too
cheers

t. cockney wideboy

Interesting responses from such flags

wouldn't know
don't cook them myself just have asians do it for me

Born too early to be based gen z

the gf accidentally cooked her pet eel in a pastry

lionfish and rockfish are fine, you just cut the spines off and the rest is perfectly edible

eels are also perfectly fine, they're literally just fish. "gross" and "smell terrible" is just you being a food babby and/or encountering eel that hasn't been kept fresh

lol

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love being a baby boomer, my entire life was handed to me on a silver platter and now I can ruin everything for the future generations

It's in India la

>having a fat arse used to be a bad thing for women
>now due to americanisation it's a good thing

love salmon and crab
would it it everyday if I could

ATV quad racing 2 had all the best music

going to post this on facebook lol

Not appropriate

this except white albacore tuna

t. roleplaying gen Z

VERY based.
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what year did gen z start in?

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*unsheathes boomerang*

You're fast

The latest catch (right)

Look how many classic statues had nice arses

are there actually people that share apartments with complete strangers? can't imagine

idk do people even eat morays?
I thought they had loads of parasites

me

No that's Colorado. Pic related is Jammu and I have some other ones but I think they're from across the border in Nepal.

*unsheathes boomerwang*

come on moray

I asked the painter why the roads are colored black
He said, "Steve, it's because people leave
And no highway will bring them back."

can't fucking stand steve hes such a smug cunt

alri Steve-o

fugg
now I wanna go fishing this weekend but I have 2 papers to write

Australia is a naturally ugly country desu, state of that red mountain

give me the beautifully green rolling hills of the English countryside any day

Steve from New Zealand?

dave

its cos they're made of fucking tar you pillock

hate catposters
hate dogposters
simple as

every time i think about journalists and how disgusting the media is i think about the fly from meet the feebles

get a life trevor

love hate
hate love
simple as

you mean the concrete jungle and heavily polluted patches of grass designated for agriculture mate? the only decent places in england are the scottish highlands and maybe the lake district if you set aside the rampant overpopulation the country suffers as a whole

*unsheathes tablelands*

literally just a lumpy fens

did you climb mount everest la

Australian grass doesn't look properly green

96

wonder what australia would be like if the grugs hadn't chopped all the vegetation down

no other country looks as properly green as the UK in the summer, it's all the rain we get

ireland too maybe

best jav sites?

Yeah and it's full of bindis

irwins?

No but I wanted to even though I have no formal mountaineering training because I'll probably never go back. Apparently it's super touristy and the entire thing feels so contrived so I think real travellers (tm) just head to Pakistan and climb K2 these days

literally looks like mars except less red
what a fucking grim existence, no wonder they all become ghurkas

I can't agree with that. Australia has some of the most aesthetic landscapes in the world.

You arrive in Cygnet, Tasmania