wah happen?
Wah happen?
Benjamin Perez
Ryder Torres
dey
Mason White
Niggered
Liam Bennett
Dai Tooker
Lincoln Lopez
85650268
85650268
85650268
Brandon Flores
Can't beat time.
Zachary Brooks
...
Robert Gray
Was it autism?
Gavin Scott
Well im sorry to hear that.... cuz now...
Cameron Sanchez
bump
Luis Baker
Hmmmm
Jeremiah Ross
...
Noah Ortiz
...
Henry Russell
someone post the one where they greenscreened the tunnel behind him to make it look like he's running
Christopher Myers
...
Benjamin Cruz
deytuker
Blake Flores
...
Gabriel Brooks
...
Gabriel Scott
fucking kek
Benjamin Perez
...
Nathan Campbell
...easy
Caleb Young
isnt he the guy from deus ex?
Hunter Lewis
>those hands
what's wrong with him
Julian Parker
Is he actually on a rail? Holy fucking shit
Luis Harris
...
Colton Edwards
what was he doing here exactly
Brandon Sanchez
What, in the fuck
Xavier Williams
I don't understand why that is funny.
Luke Wilson
quasimodo predicted all this/
Juan Kelly
Tactical aikido dancing.
Landon Butler
Being cool as fuck
John Robinson
>youtube.com
Is there anything this legend cant do?
Jack Parker
>not posting true music kino
Brandon Rogers
Birthday boys get the FUCK off my board
Asher Anderson
How the fuck did you know it was my birthday?
Owen Hall
Toker
Jeremiah Hall
SNATCHED
Samuel Taylor
>American military
Lucas Brown
>let's have a shot of rum, then me can make you come...
>with me to the ocean
I spat out my beer.
Dylan Rodriguez
He looks like a bear fending off a swarm of bees.
What a guy.
Isaac Ross
somebody's still salty 'bout tha fiddy bux
Alexander Lopez
what martial art is this called?
Kayden Gutierrez
That thing that Kenshiro always does. Poking people and they go flying.
Cooper Brooks
I-is hhe wearing a fat suit?
Adam Jackson
Source on this Seagalkino?
I thought it was from 'A Good Kino' but after watching it I have no clue.
Ryan Collins
Why cant women resist him? What's his secret?
Alexander James
I will snatch erry muthafucka bird dey
Landon Allen
Hey beach
I want you lapdance
Evan White
EASY
Dominic Stewart
/r/ing the web m of the basketball player making fun of him
Joseph Cruz
Seagal is so fat that he cant even wear the normal police uniform in his Lawman show.
He has to wear a fucking military desert camo with huge tactical vest to hide his beer gut.
Ryder Edwards
What do you think would happen if one of his fat fingers pulled the trigger? What would happen when the gun fires?
Do you think a rifle has a stock because it looks cool? That stock isn't supposed to be ABOVE your shoulder.
Also nobody would ever swap a gun between hands, it doesn't work like that.
I haven't fired a single round in my life but I still cringe at this.
Brody Nelson
Why the fuck is the gun firing? He isn't even pulling the trigger...
Adrian Miller
BIG MAN WITH A BADGE AND A GUN
James Lee
it's a Seagal thang
Ryan Clark
what are essential seagal movies? already saw under siege
Julian Lewis
thats all you really need to watch really
Cameron Robinson
Sniper: Special Ops
Nolan Sanders
every time
Jordan Davis
bullshit
Unironically: Out for a Snack,
Marked for a Diet,
Hard to Grill,
Slimmer Man
Kevin Brown
i can't stop laughing
Julian Watson
I still can't tell if he's greenscreened in, or if he is on a hoverboard or something.
>Van Dam
What is it with wrestlers and acting in shitty movies?
Thomas Peterson
Reminds me of this
youtube.com
Noah Wright
>be a cute Japanese woman
>Steven Seagal in huge trench coat is slowly slumping at your direction
>he says "me want the punani"
what do?
Ryan Bell
Fucking hell. What is this movie?
Elijah Perry
Mass suit bro.
Justin Howard
>He's fast!
Jose Perez
>Immediately give up batty crease
Gavin Fisher
>that horribly shopped head
>gun firing in the ground for no reason
>two swords
>explosions in the background
can this be any more perfect
Ryan Cruz
Kenshiro does a pressure point technique that makes people explode from the inside. Uma Thurman uses the same thing in Kill Bill.
Jordan Parker
Its shopped. The original doesn't have the swords or the gun firing
Charles Harris
ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE
Chase Smith
...
Jason Fisher
Imagine being that actress
Christopher Parker
...
Luis Foster
Is there a reason why he does this?
Grayson Peterson
>t. non-operator
Samuel Flores
I am now fully erect.
Wyatt Russell
he wants to show that he is a true operator and can use a gun with either hand interchangeably due to years of training and experience
Josiah Brooks
It's all about angles
Owen Stewart
...
Blake Nguyen
>That's right, Jay!
Adam Lopez
...
Lincoln James
Imagine being her in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Stevie Seagal, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat doughy body and that old bloated seal face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is another porn shoot with Chad. Like seriously imagine having to be her and not only twirl that fucking dress around while Steven Seagal tries his best to get an erection in front of you, the XXXL shirt barely concealing his planet-sized belly and droopy man tits, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that look. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, STEVEN SEAGAL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his obese fucking marshmallow face try contort into any type of emotion besides complete disinterest. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of low-rent producers and bargain-bin directors and later life-sentenced pimps your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the crackhouse from your 20's. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his balding fucking hairline as he sucks it in to squint suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "holy (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with his donuts in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could just end your life right there before the studio security could stop you, but you sit there and endure, because you can't act and your career is going nowhere. You're not going to lose that next bag of coke over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Kayden Moore
youtube.com
>THAT WOULD BE PHAT
Kevin Miller
...
Christian Cruz
...
Carter Evans
is it possible to be a bigger, fatter, more pathetic rug wearing joke?
Mason Bennett
That's what freedom does to you
Sebastian Rodriguez
Nice
Lucas Rivera
daily reminder that there is a painting of Seagal hanging behind her
Seagal is a true post-kino actor
Austin Powell
EASY
Nicholas Miller
...
Ryder Ross
Why is he wearing two watches?
Zachary Evans
8675309
Jason Bailey
Jesus he's almost as delusional as BLUMPF
Oliver Jackson
for perfect weight distribution and steady aim
Ethan Hill
...
Luis Cruz
So he can know what time it is in multiple locations
>2020-3
>only wearing one watch
Benjamin Thompson
acting is a fucking brutal profession