F*nns call this food

Explain? How does it taste?

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isn't that just blood, like in boudins ?

it has a strong rye taste, a bit boring but tastes pretty good with heavy cream.

It tastes like rye flour and molasses.

Looks like microwaved chocolate cake

Why finns eat Tar?

It's 50% tree bark and some gravel to make it more crunchy.
Finns did not have a lot of food historically

That should be eaten with vanilla sauce or cream. Alone the taste is too thick and dry

one time i took a shit after drinking 2 and a half bottles of wine with A LOT of food and it looked like that

scared me to death desu

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TRVV CVLINARIST delicassy

evil sw*Doid oppressors stole our food and claimed it for themselves

You can use it in pizza instead of tomato sauce. This has become a national delicasy of sorts. It's served about once a seek in schools and military etc.

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gordon ramsay (anglo with sw*Doid genes) trying to discredit finnish cuisine

grrrr sw*Doids.....

I unironically like it.

I can't tell if this man is suffering or enjoying his food.

First you need to know what rye tastes like, since it's mostly that.
It's sweetness is a mix of rye, brown sugar-ish molasses taste and there's a dash of bitter orange.
It's very "filling", and the texture is like mashed potatoes mixed with porridge.

>british """"couisine""""

Me too. The appearance can be off putting, but it just tastes what you would imagine sweetened rye pudding to taste like. Sour, slightly sweet with strong rye flavour. Cream or ice cream balances the taste and texture. Maybe not a world class delicacy, but there's nothing bad in the actual flavour.

Add sugar and cream and it honestly tastes better than many normal pleb tier desserts. If you eat it raw, it's not really that great. But it doesn't taste like dogshit how foreigners like to image.

"That man" is Juha Mieto.
If you don't know him by now, then you should.
Or else he's going to pay you a visit. With a box of mämmi he's going to force feed you.

He actually visited my parents home one time. I remember just sitting in my room and being assburger.

WHY TF ARE PEOPLE RAGING ABOUT PINEAPPLE PIZZAS WHEN THE FINNS HAVE THIS???

Oliko sillä omat mämmit matkassa?

Ei kyl ollu

Is that chyavanprash?

Ain't goin' to google that shit nigga.

Enjoying
Media makes same headline EVERY YEAR becose he eats 40 boxes of mämmi every easter.

Also every christmas when he eats much ham

He is actually a famous skier but is now known for eating mämmi.

if superpower by 2100 happens I'll personally give you a blowjob for free

If you've eaten rye bread, it tastes like a mix of that and porridge

People in Oulu unironically put mayonnaise in pizza. It's surprisingly good.

Trve evropean food

IT TASTED LIKE SWEET BLACK GARLIC

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