Brit/pol/ The Shambles Edition

>Thread themes
youtube.com/watch?v=1J5_NyR4CTk
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>Anjem Choudray guilty
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3732890/Anjem-Choudary-GUILTY-inciting-support-ISIS.html

>Britain No2, China BTFO
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/medals/countries

>Owen Smith softer on terrorism than Comrade Jez
order-order.com/2016/08/17/tories-smith-isis-comments-show-hes-unfit-lead/

>Britain could get special status after Brexit, Germans admit
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/17/britain-could-get-special-status-after-brexit-german-minister-admits/

>Unemployment falls despite surge in EU migrants
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/17/uk-unemployment-dips-as-fewer-jobseekers-claimed-benefits-in-jul/

>900 out of 1,602 unaccompanied migrant children arrested for rape
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

50% of graduates who paid £9,000 a year are back living with their parents
rt.com/uk/356250-students-parents-tuition-report/

Keep brit/pol/ British, don't let this thread descend into a shambles of plane posting.

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/03/uk-officials-discussed-resettling-55m-hong-kong-chinese-in-northern-ireland
dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics-2016-schedule/index.html
dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-3744872/North-Koreas-deputy-ambassador-defects-London--reports.html
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/aug/12/juries-no-place-rape-trials-victims-deserve-unprejudiced-justice-judge?CMP=twt_gu
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697162/If-want-date-police-visit-woman-tell-m-potentially-dangerous-Father-tells-anger-obscene-sex-ban-says-children-no-longer-talk-him.html
phys.org/news/2016-08-taller-people-politically.html
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/17/campaign-migrant-sceptic-newspapers/
youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

When do we get Mobile Suits?

Thank god that romanian cunt didn't start this one

First for political banter

theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/03/uk-officials-discussed-resettling-55m-hong-kong-chinese-in-northern-ireland

Anyone know if we've got any good chances for medals tonight?

Confirmed sailing gold if the weather clears up

YES we do lad! check the schedule

dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics-2016-schedule/index.html

North Korea brings the bants

>According to an online search of his name, Thae's son was an avid gamer, and had accumulated 368 hours regularly playing CounterStrike over the last year, under the name "North Korea is Best Korea".
>North Korea is best Korea

FUCKING KEK

Sauce: dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-3744872/North-Koreas-deputy-ambassador-defects-London--reports.html

>mfw no more Laura Trott

Any good new waifus in the coming events?

>Women's wrestling

Cracking

>wanting to destroy 98% white land
salty 79%ers

I really got into the cycling, feel like I'm missing something now that it's over.

Is there another sport where Britain is going to kick everyone's shite clean in or is it dull from here on out?

the population of Northern Ireland is only around 2 million, and they want to send 5.5 million chinese here
what the fuck

probably would immeasurably improve this shithole, but still

These are our realistic gold medals, along with the confirmed sailing one - no more single sport domination tho:

Taekwondo
Modern penathlon
Canoe sprint
Triathlon
5k
2 in Boxing

This is from 1983 and was a bit of banter lad

>they want to

Lad, read the article. It's an in-joke from 1983. Don't worry, your Chinese takeaways will still be shit.

I'm looking forward to the diving as its be a fight between us and China but I don't have faith in Tom Daley to hold his nerve.

also
>Fifty Chinese families from Vietnam had been resettled in Craigavon and Coleraine already, he pointed out. “It has at least established that the Chinese do not find the Northern Ireland climate objectionable and that they can get on reasonably well with the current inhabitants.”

why can't they do this kind of testing now ?
Rather than just opening the floodgates and thinking, yeah everyone will just get along

Don't know don't care

Probably wont watch that shit either

Big Joe Joyce is sure to bring home a gold tho what you think lads?

England's cowardly tom faily will choke as usual

Daley is a chump, he always fucks it up.

That's probably what they're doing with the 1600 syrian refugees we've taken in so far

Look forward to the 10 trillion coming soon

OP everyone
Remember the faggot who created the new thread at 150?
"Anonymous ID:l/KZ9znR Sun 07 Aug 2016 22:54:54 No.84497734 View
I've been here for well over 2/3 of the time this site has existed since 2006 and almost solidly for the last week trying to stop foreign takeovers and the colour draining out of the OP when I should've been doing other things. Why? Autism and you faggots are my bros. And this is my main news source. I picked out relevant news stories at the beginning of Friday, spent ages trying to come up with pithy satirical headlines for them, updated them each day, had different themes, and even created my own lame OC for the OP pic, just like old times. I don't ask for thanks. Just another anonymous internet whiteknight for my liege lady. But now the shills have gone, let's make Brit/pol/ great again.
inb4 cringe

/blog"

If that Romanian plane fucker comes in this thread plz give him so much shit he leaves

RULE BRITNANNIA

I don't even look at the OP as i will have inevitably seen every news story already, I imagine it's the same with everyone else who's politically active

OP autism just ruins the thread, I'd rather post in a good comfy brit/pol/ with a blank OP than some foreign flag OP with plane spam and ww2 arguments and i imagine most others are the same

I read the article after I posted that
I'm an eejit

thinking about it though, I really wonder if NI would be a lot better now if it had happened

just woke up lads

Evening, lad.

U FUCKIN WOT M8 ITS 6PM!

Be thankful you missed the abortion of a brit/pol/ that was Romanian plane posting.

You and OP should be castrated for the NEETdom and put in the coal mines, so you would actually do something for the better Britain.

The fuck are you doing with yourself, might aswell go back to sleep

And what do you do Finfuck?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/aug/12/juries-no-place-rape-trials-victims-deserve-unprejudiced-justice-judge?CMP=twt_gu

The Gradianene does it again

Bitches about churchill for the most part

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA

He shits up the thread with boring self righteous autism and tried to turn brit bros against each other

Classic false flag foreign shill divide and conquer

Ignore him

Could be worse, you could end up like the guy who was found innocent of rape but the police got a behaviour order forcing him to inform them 24 hours in advance of when he planned to have sex.

Nightshift or NEET?

Why did I click on this?

Okay then... so, basically the Guardian is suggesting that rape trials shouldn't be trials any more, they should become kangaroo courts presided over by feminists?

Did I miss anything?

Need to make a britaboo/pol/ to keep the kraut and the gypsie away

Listen and Believe tbqh

Inb4 every single defendant in these kangaroo courts is from a certain very peaceful religion

Being declared innocent doesn't even mean its the end of things any more. This happened a while back (in York too so fits nicely with thread theme)

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697162/If-want-date-police-visit-woman-tell-m-potentially-dangerous-Father-tells-anger-obscene-sex-ban-says-children-no-longer-talk-him.html

some of the comments are gold

one guy says that presumption of innocence should be done away with in sexual offences trials

Sail and master the Art of Not Giving a Fuck

phys.org/news/2016-08-taller-people-politically.html

TALLER PEOPLE MORE LIKELY TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE

LABOUR PARTY BTFO AND CONFIRMED FOR MANLETS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>More Muslims vote labour
>South Asians are short

Solved?

Why don't you sail into a fin thread, or even better the bermuda triangle. You have no place here you cunt.

Evening

Don't remind me

I saw him yesterday (?)

lel

idk either m8

Student home for summer

If he's the chap I think he is, he likes to go on about his boat and may in fact be a Briton posting from Finnish waters. IIRC he claims to have posted from foreign waters before elsewhere on the globe.

Please don`t bully the tory manlets

Fuck thats a rare karen

You are basically the person that is perpetuating rape culture in this country.

also

>CIF
>Not outrage seeking clickbait

pick one

That's a cute pic.

>tfw virgin
>tfw will never have to worry about this shit

>Labour manlets

maybe this is why they have so many postal votes, too ashamed to vote at a polling station.

>It's a shill makes a new thread early in hopes of splitting the thread episode

Is National Socialism just as retarded as Socialism economically? How does policy differ?

>tfw you are falsely accused
>tfw when there is no male hymen you can use to prove your virginity

Anyone getting drunk after a hard days graft or what lads?

Tbf Tories are only taller because Pakis and Indians vote Labour. Tories are usually smaller due to inbreeding. Same reason they don't have proper chins.

FREE MONEY LMAO

Hey lads, if an MP were to want to pass this bill would you support it?


Part 1
1.Immigration is to be reduced to only allow women and children from eastern/asian countries (children easily identifiable under 10 years of age).
2.native Europeans may migrate with lesser restrictions than stated in section 1.
3.Her majesty's government pledges to Drastically cut spending to the British army and shut down all military bases abroad excluding the base in Cyprus.
4.Her majesty's government pledges Drastically increase spending to the RAF and Royal navy.
5.Her majesty's government pledges to increase her majesty's involvement in her government by giving her 8% voting power of the turnout. This is to be used both in government and nation-wide votes.
6.Islam (Plus its heresies and religious tree) is to be deemed a violence inciting barbaric cult by her majesty's government and no longer protected by freedom of religion.
6a.In accordance with the above all public places of worship are now to be destroyed and are here by prohibited from being built in the future.
6b.In further accordance with the above any person on the British isles spreading its practice is to be deported (if applicable) or jailed.

Northern monkey please stop this racism.

7.Every Briton has the right of reasonable armament.
7a.Only citizens of the United Kingdom without a violent crime of which they have been found guilty in a court of their peers over the span of ten years are eligible for this right.
7b.Reasonable armament is defined as small fire arms that fire a round no larger than 10mm, have a magazine Capacity of less than or equal to 12 Rounds, have a barrel length of no longer than 5 inches and fire no more than 3 rounds per pull of the trigger.
7c.Fire arms are to be kept in the owners home or gun club at all times and never carried openly. While in transit a locked case will be required and the gun is to have the trigger locked.
7d.All purchased firearms must be kept at a government licensed gun club for at least 1 month before being allowed to go home with the owner.
8.Every Briton has the right of free speech to criticize.
9.Every Briton has the freedom of religion.
9a. any religious groups found to cause more violence than other are to be added to the list of cults (after due investigation) and section 6 (and its tree) are also to be applied to it.
10. The voting age is to be increased to 21.
11.This bill cannot be changed by any government or Politician and can only be changed by her majesty directly.
11a. the rights of this bill are never to be taken away in-stead only to be adjusted over the course of time to keep up with technology or migrant situations.

I'll just go into my usual autistic mode around women

>tfw NEET
>no girls even know who I am
>impossible to be accused

just had a couple pints down the pub and feeling pretty good.

...

Socialism with those who are more similar to you is easier, so national socialism, if your nation is ethnically homogeneous , should be better.

I am becoming a national socialist, slowly, after many years on Sup Forums.

What about when they change the definition of rape to include an unsolicited "good morning" by a man to a woman?

No. Don't let any immigrants in AT ALL. Encourage women to have more children. Lots more.

Also no mention of Jews. Kick them out for good.

Currently halfway through the cameron delusion lads, actually a decent book

1. NO
2. NO
3. YES
4. NO
5.NO
6.YES
6a.YES
6b.YES

I'll have an heroed by then m8

Anglos in the former empire should be allowed to return if they wish

We were basically homogeneous just past ww2 and socialism failed horribly.

Has anyone sen the Stop Funding Hate campaign? They want businesses to refuse to allow advertising for newspapers who disagree with them on matters relating to immigration.

breitbart.com/london/2016/08/17/campaign-migrant-sceptic-newspapers/

Personally I would never try to ban the Socialist Worker, I just laugh at the people giving them out.

Naturally. I mean non-anglos

>Not agreeing to increase the Queens input
What tier of treason is this?

7.YES
7a.YES
7b.YES
7c.YES
7d.YES
8.YES
9.NO
9a.NO
10.YES
11.NO
11a.YES

Because unlike you cuckolds and neets are not the only things I can bait

What you been drinkin lad i got some Whiskey and some beer, some polskie shit but its 6% and quite refreshing in between a dram.

>mfw when a sexy colleague uploads a high resolution picture of herself on social media that I can stroke my dick to and even put my laptop on the bed and cum over her face

Did it?

Yes topkek.
At least the founder isn't calling for an outright ban.

Have a listen to this lad

youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc

What law would you suggest in order to get women to have more children?

Good catch today

all these planes in brit/pol/ today have made me thirsty

>Did it?
Undeniably

Sounds good lad
good work
now all we need to do is make a party, win a majority, and implement it.

Not sure about the monarchy thing though
what if we get a very liberal King or Queen in the future

You're welcome, friend.

Once the queen dies fuck the rest of them especially that big eared islam apologist VIVA LA REPUBLIQQQ

Labour fucked shit up so hard Maggie had to kill half the country.

Stop posting pictures from google and go do somehting with your life Fin

>Labour fucked shit up so hard Maggie had to kill half the country.
This tbqh

You again, fuck of you gypo cunt

>Republicans

i love planes and history so what's not to love
hopefully i will be able to drop bombs on mudslimes in the coming war

I was waiting for this kek. Too much salt is bad for your health.