ITT: We imitate Americans

>Deutschland
>inhabited by Germans and not Dutch people

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My mother is from Sweden and actually told me sagas of my families old raiding trips... Like my anger issues are actually genetic which stem from my berserking ancestors

dude are you gonna eat that chip

howdy y'all

*shouts for no reason*

I guess I don't consider Ohio the midwest. I honestly think of you guys as easterners.
Go out to Missouri, Nebraska, and Iowa and what will you find in the populations of whites out there? Don't lie.

this reminds me of something i saw americans do:

is it normal for americans to shout in the house to let anyone in other room hear you?
like, instead of going there and talking?

Hey, you aren't a viking. You just a big black mohammed hahahaha. What's that? Scared of my freedom? Yeah, you should be

>wtf why are europeans so ungrateful
>we saved them from nazis!

Fucking fuck fucker

thought this said shoots for no reason

bear in mind that a lot of americans are fat enough to find moving burdensome

I do this relentlessly, although I have kids so that's a fair excuse

Hello son, do you know how to go to the acropolice?

>Deutschland
>>inhabited by Germans and not Dutch people
No one thinks that you do monkey. Do you think your average American knows it's called Deutschland? Anyone who knows that is its real name also knows Germans as Deutsch.

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You guys were so much more based when you had Nazis running the show! I wish Prussia were still a real thing because damn that shit was neat. I don't want to set myself up for a disappointement but I'm going to ask my Hungarian grand-mother when I see her next if we have any Prussian nobles in the family.

*chomp*

>this reminds me of something i saw americans do:
>is it normal for americans to shout in the house to let anyone in other room hear you?
>like, instead of going there and talking?
Not really mom kids and some ethnic groups (I can think of one "white" one off the top of my head).

Geatland and Scania must be set free! Give Falun to the king of Finland!

>Fucking fuck fucker
Good motherfucking post fucker.

>do
dumb

I am a PROUD descendant of the Knights of Malta. MY ANCESTORS fought bravely against the MUSLIMS during the great siege of Malta. DEUS VULT!

la creatura...

one day i will move to my ancestral homeland of sweden... i feel the rage of the vikings seething in my veins...

You don't want to face me and my gun

Praise kek! U mad, europoors? Europe more like Eurabia, MAGA!

*sharts*

why don't we send food to hungary so they're not hngry anymore??????????

frenc not white
KARA BOGA

only my dad does this. he'll be yelling from the room talking to me and im like WTF i can barely hear you why not come talk to me?

now that im an adult i just ignore him.

Good thread.

wait europoor, you DON'T think gdp is the best measure of quality of life and richness of people? HUH must be cos your 3rd world. Praise kek! Trump is draining da swamp

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You wanna make fun of me? Go on ahead, I’m an easy target. And yeah I talk too much...I also listen too much. Now I could be a cold hearted cynic like you guys, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well you can say whatever you want about me, I’m not changing. I...I like me. My FRIENDS like me. My COUNTRYMEN like me. Cuz I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.

Actually saw an American make this statement once so your argument is invalid

please don't shoot up your school user

SANDY HOK WUZ FALLS FLAG
AURORA WUZ FALLS FLAG
COLOMBIN WUZ FALLS FLAG

OOGA BOOGA ME NEED ME GUNZ TO PROTECT AGENZT EEEEVIL GUBMENT

*subscribes to Alex Jones*

i am 1/16th german

Guys, I'm visiting Europe next week. I want to see Rome, Amsterdam and London. What is the easiest way to get from Rome to London? Should I take a train? Also, do I need to learn French to get by in Rome or do they speak English? Also, where can I like buy weed in Amsterdam? I wanna get stoned in those red light coffee houses that they have

A lot of Americans as well as Europeans don't know Dutch is a corruption of Deutsche.

10/10

oink oink oink muhamad
squeee ahmed

Whiter than you Alberto

I was expecting the gun to fall on him or discharge somehow

europoor food is bad, i was in walmart and saw a cabbage, i almost vomited, burgers are best!

*sips mtn dew that he bought from welfare that he payed taxes on to pay to an another neet*
CAPPITALISM ROCKS!! SOCIALISM AND COMMUNOSOM SUCK! C RUSSSIA LEDER MAO HE KILD AND IT FAILD. IM 100% CAPITALIST AND ANTI SOCIALISM
*Goes to MacDonald's with the car that he bought from welfare money to buy MacDonald's with welfare money*

moooo alberto

the only place you can experience real german culture is in nebraska actually. modern germany is a liberal shitshole full of muslims and feminists

>are europeans even allowed to be proud of their countries anymore

>slavs
>white

Phone rush job

I went to taco bell and the food was disgusting. How can Mexicans eat this shit everyday? No wonder they're ugly and stoopid.


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*bang bang bang*
Take that stupid normies. How'd you like muh freedom? Praise Kek

OBSESSED

It’s not that unusual. At least if you’re a couple rooms over. If you’re on a separate floor, then yeah, just walk over to them.

>another thread making fun of americans

How are euros able to laugh at the same stale threads for so long? It's honestly starting to seem like an obsession.

>Hey spic i dont speak drug cartel go back to your shithole and fix it *gets shot*

I forbid you from using the internet, since, we americans invented electricity and computers.

t. Jamal Garcia (his father immigrated to america in 93 from china)

It's normal in the north of Portugal as well, pendejo.

Source? Looks funny.

lel

Actually pretty accurate.

Why is Australia a continent and Greenland merely the world's biggest island when Greenland is so much larger than Australia?

Is continent status not determined by size? Is it like soil makeup or something?

my parents did that too when instill lived there

Wait, other countries actually walk room to room to talk to people when it's easier to just yell?

AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED

>It's honestly starting to seem like an obsession.
>starting

Australia is a continent AND an island, dipshit.

>American education

Greenland is a peripheral island of a larger continent (North America, or the Americas).

Australia is classified as a continent, country and island. All at the same time. This is fact.

>unloads magazine into bullies faces

>This is fact.
Proofs, mutt

He was joking, you morons. The common misconception with his pic is that Greenland is larger due to map distortion, when in reality Australia has more than three times the surface area.

>be me
>high school american student in the library
>some creepy social reject manlet comes in and starts going through a few magazines
>runs out of ammo before he can off me

Needs an EU flag instead