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forgotten lands edition

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has show euron alluded to an attraction to women at all? has there been any mention of him having a wife? do you think the show is gonna make euron gay to please the sjws?

>its a dany has this expression and monotone voice scene
OH WAIT THATS EVERY SCENE

Daenerys is one of the most boring and uninteresting characters. I really hope she dies eventually, the story shouldn't be about her-

>Sansan OTP

>Stannis?
>never heard of her

Who is the biggest traitor in got and why is it Davos?

>Carcosa

what happened mate seems like you were mid sentence
are you ok?

COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD

But he's gay in the books too

he probably takes to the roman definition of male sexuallity

>as long as i'm pitching, it ain't gay

...

oh yeah youre right
well countdown until the show is over the top about what big bad gay he is

Well, she wants to marry cersei.
That doesn't men anything but pretty sure hes not gay.

it's melisandre

Storm's End will be the only main seat not seen in the show. But nobody cares.

tl;dw

being the pitcher in gay sex is much more gay than being the catcher
all the bottom has to do is just lie there even if theyre not enjoying is
the top has to actually be enjoying it to stay hard

its just science.

>expecting any woman to be loyal, ever

You'd think after Jon's death, they'd actually show the repercussions of his experience. Maybe turn him into a hardened veteran type character who's changed after coming back from the dead, instead d&d turn him into a pussy ass bitch that gets slapped around by young women

Stream tonite?

legit term. wtf is going on in the stormlands with robert, renly, and stannis all dead?

> planned to present Dani with his cock but plan was foiled when Yara and Theon ran off to her first
> wants to marry Cersei
> comes from a culture of rapey pirates who pillage as much ass as they do property
> is a bro-tier alpha

>t. faggot

you must know...

Stannis hated faggs so he send out a deadly assassin

> My biggest dream since I was a little boy was to marry the most beautiful woman in the world
Are you even watching this or you come here just to spill bullshit complaining?

>molests young boys while at sea

Gendry has retaken Storm's End

only a few minutes away get ready

> I'm gonna give her my big fat cock
You're deaf or just stupid?

>making the villain gay
>2017
Not a chance. Evil straight white male must be stopped.

>implying i must be gay in order to know how basic penetration works

are you so virginal you didnt even know your dick has to be hard to fuck someone

>turbo manlet
>taking anything


HAHAHAHA

Those loyal to Bobby are in King's Landing/following Cersei his widow
Those loyal to Renly are dead
Those loyal to Stannis are dead

The Stormlands were bled dry by three separate claims.
The only ones left were the ones who had the smarts to ignore the calls to battle of three of their lords

Wait, when does it start exactly? I thought it's still 4 hours

that might be the most convoluted excuse for being a faggot i've ever heard.

so, being fucked in the ass is less gay than fucking someone in the ass?

Why does it work for older men but not for her?

U seem really insecure

Are you a woman? You don't need to be turned on to be hard.

>so, being fucked in the ass is less gay than fucking someone in the ass?

yes it is, because if youre fucking someone in the ass that means you must be enjoying it

but your body is enjoying it no matter what you try to tell yourself

Who's the person above Dany?

i really hope you're not talking about dance, because if you are, you're a retard like i've never seen

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Quaithe. Don't worry, D&D forgot her too.

stop posting these fakes you cunt

Quaithe

Replace Bran with Bloodraven.

AND HARRENHAL

i dont understand the shpeaking this thish meme with littlefaggot, hes a faggot but he's never talked like that ever

>bran is controlling himself by proxy
pottery

So women that get wet when they are raped actually secretly liked it? The body reacts. It doesn't mean anything.

*sends your message*

they liked it, stay mad faggot

my message is a juicy wet shit on d&ds head

> badly choreographed needlessly long battle scene

> This is the best episode so far!!

YOU MISH THE BIGGA PICTSHA, I'M SHEE AY EY

>breaks his fast

plebs are VERY easily impressed

Cast her

Getting fucked in the ass just means you enjoy butt play.
Fucking a man in the ass means you like men

That's not realistic.

>best episode is one with the least dialogue and least plot
Really makes you think what brings down the show

IF I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WILL YOU DIE?

>What's is James Bond

Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.
Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.

Ramsay Bolton, Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.

>AHH SHAVE ME SHANSHA

Whore on Greyjoy's fleet. Euron throws her in the water for fun.

he is about 2.5x the size of that now isn't he?

>*Casts Alyssa Sutherland instead*

my wife

your reply reads this is D&D here bet you didn't think we read these threads did you user you gigantic faggot. Well guess what we just made some changes to the script and Eurons getting cut next episode you fuck oy vey

Val obviously

What was he even expecting to happen?

No, because that's not realistic.

aah the shtarks, quick temper, shlow mind

I cast her as my wife

I would be extremely gormless...

he was expecting the audience to hate him in the same way they hated ramsey bolton before he gets killed off. He is expecting the audience to be mentally prepared for his death.

nice numbers

>this season will be halfway over during tonight's episode

But that's not realistic. The season has 7 eps not 5

Who is the guy above preston?

D&D just completely shit the bed when it came to writing him. Even the marrying Sansa to Ramsay plot isn't as braindead as he is now. Half expecting him to hold out his neck to Arya for the moment when she arrives to Winterfell and say "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO STAB ME!?"

>4 hours to go
>midnight right now
Fuck America and fuck American time zones.

>*shake hands*

Anyone have a higher quality version of this?

My man. Val is grade A wildlingfu.

he's a little guy

Praise r'hllor

I feel ya bro

got a call an hour ago that I'll have to do the morning shift

so no comfy breakfast GoT in a couple hours

Val, my book waifu.

why not just watch it tomorrow morning?

Isn't this 3?

>Jon didn't take Stannis' offer of becoming Jon Stark and smashing some top tier wildling puss
FCUK GRRM

I just realized.
Where the fuck did Tyrion get that Hand of the King pin?

If it was 5 episodes it would have been halfway over last week

>Sup Forums suddenly hates game of thrones
what happened?

Are any of the streams in HD?

Are you retarded? It just started.

Where does Shireen go from here?

Would have made for a better Cersei. fight me